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more about #shialabeouf more comments → Conchie Birdie: I love Jill Zarin, but I don't love her enough to ever like Kelly. #parishilton more » themediatrix: that pic is hilarious. Could Reinhardt look any more into himself? Clearly Paris is completely incidental. Also -- on the Nick Cage thing: from wha... more » manchops: damn, i'd do him in that little tutu dress and those white socks. He could throw my phone out the limo window and choke me any day of the week #parish... more » BettyCrocker: Paris' chokey BF is cute in a Patrick Bateman sort of way. But how chokey could he be with those ladyguns? I think Barbra Streisand has more diesel ... more » DahlELama: So that blind item a few weeks ago about the starlet with an abusive ex? I'm doubling my money on Amanda Bynes. #parishilton more » Foster Kamer: Heh. Cindy Adams is so old. #Dinosaurs #parishilton more » Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: Polanski - Polish - Pig - Corkscrew Penis - Your Joke? Did I get it? Please tell me that my sixth form biology class has not entirely gone to waste! ... more » shehatesme: Foster, I really wish you could do all of the gossip roundups. I realize that might not be the best thing for your sanity, but still. #stephaniepratt more » OnionRings: My college roommate and I met Toots around 25 years ago in a concert after-party in a motel room. He was smoking a giant spliff. #stephaniepratt more » Oy Veh (Informality Reigns): I think I must be a bit slow-I mean, I have ALWAYS gotten by on my looks, but,, it IS Sunday, right? #stephaniepratt more » miss_msry: Greatest column ever to hit Gawker. Denton, take note. #stephaniepratt more » secretagentman: I think 'TheBeef' didn't show up because he heard ILNY is craaaap. Also, I love you just the way you are Foster. #stephaniepratt more » eastofwest: This was a really spazzy recap. #stephaniepratt more » 18thCFox: Stephanie looks a lot cooler than Spencer. #stephaniepratt more » bythesidewalk: It's getting harder and harder to accept the "nothing ever happens on Mad Men" line what with the whole guy getting his foot run over by a lawnmower t... more » -
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Paris Hilton Gets Halloween Scare from Violent Boyfriend
Like the Tim Curry song says, anything can happen on Halloween. Paris Hilton can get choked, Real Housewives can bury the hatchet, Tinsley Mortimer can tape a reality show, Elton John can get sick. It's Monday morning's leftover gossip candy. More » -
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The Erratic Driving Behaviors of Stephanie Pratt are a 'Universally Accessible' Thing
Stephanie Pratt, sister to creepy blondebeard Spencer, got DUI'd. Roman Polanski got out of jail! Kinda. Mickey Rourke, mobster groupie? Penn Badgley should huff paint. Pam Anderson's big train and Tommy Lee's big wang. Presenting your Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup! More » -
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The Kardashian Family Are America's New Economic Crisis
The Kardashians are richer than they should be. Michael Douglas: trying to protect his kids from cocaine. Tori Spelling's husband's ex-wife doesn't suck. A celebrity was an asshole. Courtney Love and Hugo Chavez: hooking up? Sunday Morning's Gossip Roundup: More » -
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Are Megan Fox and Shia LaBeouf Secret Lovers?
Megan Fox and Shia LaBeouf might be boning, Whitney Port has a new fake boyfriend, Britney Spears dyed her hair and is sporting a ring, Bradley Cooper put Jennifer Aniston in the friend zone and Leo DiCaprio's shoes got stolen. More » -
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Later, Actor Asked to Sign Own Face
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Paris Hilton's Tainted Goods Are Back on the Market
Paris Hilton dumps her toolish boyfriend, Shia LaBeouf issues a statement to let everyone know he's not boning his mother, Victoria Beckham's nipples tour London, Jessica Alba is under investigation for vandalism, and Jeremy Piven preaches about mercury poisoning. More » -
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The Worst News Cycle: A Long Week In Suicides
A former president of South Korea, a guy pushed over a bridge, an actress, and two cases of assisted: suicides are all over the news this weekend. What the hell is going on? More » -
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Shia LaBeouf Has A Small Weiner. Has, Not Is.
Shia LaBeouf codifies a Jewish stereotype, Broadway still hates Jeremy Piven, Larry King lives on despite being 132 and not having Carrie Prejean on his show, and Alicia Keys is dating some rapper guy. More » -
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Wall Street Episode II: Attack of the Loans
Now is the perfect time to make movies about the economy, because it's all anyone can talk about, so they must want to watch it, too. Specifically, someone should really do a Wall Street sequel. More » -
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HD 'Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen' Trailer Makes For Better-Looking Nonsense
Almost satisfied with the pirated explodeyness of last Friday's bootlegged Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen trailer, but not so hot on the cell-phone grain corrupting Michael Bay's $220 million spectacle? You're in luck! More » -
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Pirated 'Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen' Trailer Very Explodey
You've already marveled at the Super Bowl teaser—now feast senses upon the full Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen trailer, surreptitiously captured by a Friday the 13th patron currently being popcornboarded at an MPAA detainment center. More » -
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Tom Cruise Will Give Your 'Valkyrie' Review a Happy Ending
Tom Cruise will invite you into his home if you do something nice for him; Paris Hilton knows who snuck into her home without permission; and Jennifer Lopez got nervous whenever Mark Anthony left home. More »
