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more about #shoes more comments → depardoo: Isn't there an old expression about marriage to the effect that no one gets out with his testicles intact? more » DollaBrand: Fox and Friends is not lining up the exclusive interview. more » SultanaEleusis: What would his sentence have been if he shouted "You lie!" at Bush? more » Mediahohoho: Well, any claims he might make to journalistic objectivity are shot. Perhaps Politico or the Washington Times could hire him? more » The Recession Is Over: I hope he gets the Pulitzer for Commentary. more » ACunta Kinta: Footloose always calms me down and keeps me from destroying Jezebel.com more » ChillbearLatrigue: I love when life imitates art. In the next article, can we do the plot from Raw Deal? more » Brooklyn Battery: I thought all this was solved by the good folks at New Hope First Baptist more » TheHonJudgeSmails: The number of felonies I've committed in my life has risen proportionally to the number of Rod Stewart songs I've listened to. So, they're right. more » Spirit Fingers: I'm thinking blow darts have been egregiously out of style lately. Time to bring them back, they're harder to duck, more precise impact, nice collapsi... more » BadUncle: Time to turn this up to "11." Throw ice skates. more » Mediahohoho: And lest any of you think otherwise, I don't think shoe throwing is the appropriate response to George W. Bush. Personally, I think he should be shunn... more » Ohcaptainmycaptain: Great job, Shoe Guy. Get ready to get raped! I'll be toasting your misery with a nice Belgian wit beer while reading National Review! more » Mediahohoho: I can only hope that were some foreign power to invade and occupy the US, causing the deaths of a purposely uncounted number of civilians and the seem... more » ChillbearLatrigue: How embarrassing that the lesson of our democracy is so lost on some of you that you don't seem to realize that no matter how little you like George B... more » -
#heroes
Baghdad Shoe Hurler Victory Tour Starts Tomorrow
Iraqi shoe thrower and hero journalist Muntadhar al-Zeidi was scheduled to be released from prison today, but he'll have to wait one more day due tobeatingspaperwork delays. Fine. If he gets out with his testicles intact, he wins. -
#filmschooled
An Analysis Of The Underlying Themes In Britney's New Candie's Commerical
While watching the brand new 30-second Candie's spot starring Britney Spears, I had some deep thoughts. [Jezebel] -
#highschoolsucks
Teenager To Be Suspended For Taking Girlfriend To Prom, Dancing, and Embracing Satan
High school sucks sometimes. Prime example: boy finds date, boy goes to the big dance, and boy probably returns home at a reasonable hour. What happens? Boy gets suspended. More » -
#trendwatch
Shoe-Throwing Is So Last Season
When it comes to things to throw at dirty politicians, there are so many options—tomatoes, furniture, urine-filled water balloons, etc. Why not think big? Alas, India is stuck in shoe-throwing rut. Biters! More » -
#travesties
Hero Shoe Thrower Gets 3 Years in Jail
Iraqi—and, indeed, global—hero Muntader al-Zaidi, whose act of hurling his shoes at failed president GW Bush proved him superior to all other political journalists, is going to jail. Despite having an excuse: More » -
#justice
Hero Shoe-Thrower's Trial Delayed
The Iraqi shoe-thrower guy was in court today and he has a pretty awesome defense: President Bush was not a "guest," so throwing a shoe at him was not even impolite. More » -
#shoeattack
Copycat Shoe-Hurler Terrorizes Transit Authority
A deranged straphanger attempted to assault the MTA's chief executive with a shoe at a hearing today. Thankfully police apprehended the man and seized his deadly Oxfords. More » -
#heroes
Shoe Attack Befuddles Our Dimwit President
Finally, hero president George W. Bush is speaking out on the terrorist shoe assault that shook the world to its very core. He doesn't want the attacker's violent jailers to "overreact." Our beatific leader!: More » -
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#heroes
Baghdad Shoe Thrower Will Be Rich, If He Survives
Oh dear: it seems that Muntader al-Zaidi, the heroic Baghdad Shoe Thrower, is being treated just about as well as we expected in custody. But there is a bright side: More » -
#heroes
Baghdad Shoe Hurler Now Official Iraqi Hero
It's only been one day, and already Muntader al-Zaidi, the Iraqi reporter who terrorized George W. Bush with high speed shoe projectiles, is already a full scale national hero. Viva los zapatos (in Arabic)! More » -
#dissent
What Will Become of the Baghdad Shoe Thrower?
Muntader al-Zaidi will probably never again do something as awesome as hurling his shoes at the US President during a press conference. But was it worth it, considering what came next? More »
