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SarikaNobdobber: How can you be shorter than expected if your height is a published, verified fact? Also, has most definitely NOT gained weight more »
depardoo: What color were the socks? more »
TheHonJudgeSmails: Probably running to meet his meth dealer for a handjob behind the boathouse. more »
Ash78, cube farmer: Even Olmstead wants this douche to get off his lawn. more »
nellicat: I don't need to know when Eliot Spitzer gets a chubby. more »
Rumpelstilskin: Are you sure she wasn't buying hotdogs? more »
Kari's Favorite Mark: A pretty girl who's into polyamory. What more could a guy ask? more »
Mount_Prion: I am so, so, so down with the SHORTER THAN EXPECTED tag. more »
bytememehard: I just saw Joey in Central Perk. more »
dado: Guy dies and goes to heaven. Walks in a bar, sees Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix and Bono. Says tot he bartender, "I didn't know Bono died."... more »
Iron Gossett Jr.: Bono doesn't WALK anywhere, he floats. more »
Mount_Prion: This is the first time in my life I've specifically wished that the earth would rise up and swallow Central Park. more »

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Eliot Spitzer: Central Park
June 10 @ 6pm Client no. 9 Spitzer running at the reservoir. Shorter than expected and has gotten chubby. [Submit your own Gawker Stalker sightings to stalker@gawker.com]
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Naomi Campbell & Kelly Klein: Time Warner Center
[Submit your own Gawker Stalker sightings to stalker@gawker.com] May 3 @ 6pm Turquoise shirt, jeans, hair in a bun, looking gorgeous but not as tall as i expected. flawless skin with a gay guy. More »
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Samantha Ronson: West Broadway & Prince St.
[Submit your own Gawker Stalker sightings to stalker@gawker.com] April 28 @ 3:30pm Walking with 2 very tall hipster types. So tiny in person, without trademark hat. Guess it was too hot today!
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Ginnifer Goodwin: 331 W. 4th St.
[Submit your own Gawker Stalker sightings to stalker@gawker.com] April 2 @ 9:30pm Spotted little Ginny at Corner Bistro grabbing a beer and a make out session with scruffy blond boy actor looking type. More »
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Mario Lopez: 6th Ave. and 49th St.
[Submit your own Gawker Stalker sightings to stalker@gawker.com] March 23 @ 2:45pm Just saw Mario Lopez walking with another guy getting filmed for something. Much shorter than I expected.
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Bono: Central Park
[Submit your own Gawker Stalker sightings to stalker@gawker.com] March 23 @ 12pm I just saw Bono taking a walk through Central Park near the Great Lawn. More »

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