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more about #shoutingheads more comments → theysaidwhat: For the kids: You're On Your Own Jr.: Mommy And Daddy Don't Love You And Neither Does The Government more » onebadclam: Could we somehow introduce Beck's brain to some raccoon feces? more » jasonof2000: I see that 2nd picture and I just think "two by two, hands of blue." more » Kobayashi Maru: Glenn Beck's Terrifying Futuristic Nightmare Scenarios: We're All Gonna Die! (for Kids)" more » Mediahohoho: I wouldn't let him anywhere near a child. more » bjonston: What's next? Mein Kampf: The illustrated Pop-Up Edition for Kids Who Hate Commies! WTF?!?!? more » Mutley: Every time Glenn Beck speaks, he scares a moderate away from the Republican party. Keep at it Glenn. more » cdmunch: Form children: Uncle Glennie's 9/12 Coloring Book: Colored, Pinkos & Queers Are Hiding Under Your Bed. For teens: Glenn Beck's Awkward High School... more » onebadclam: If I can be in charge of the board you won't need the water. more » gawkimo: Waterboarding is much more intimidating if it's done to you after a six-hour naked stress position a cold warehouse by armed strangers who brought you... more » depardoo: Yes, but would Sean be willing to do it 287 times? more » scroll_lock: I love how BET refuses to lose the 80's blackness of their logo. more » blix: Waterboarded for charity, tasered just for fun. more » Bellyboop: Dear Lord. I'm not a praying woman, but if you could see fit to making that last item with a Mr. Sean Hannity happen, I will give my life to the chur... more » MrInBetween: Didn't Hitchens already get waterboarded on behalf of his favorite charity, Gordon's gin? more » -
#books
What Insane Message Does Glenn Beck Have for Children?
So Glenn Beck has agreed to write books for children and teenagers. We almost missed that when reading about the Fox Newser's book deal today. We almost weren't terrified. More » -
#mediacrack
Drown Sean Hannity For a Good Cause
In your smooth Thursday media column: Pinch eschews privatization, BET targets the olds, newspapers are tragic and sad, and let's help waterboard Sean Hannity! More » -
#videuhoh
Shep Smith Loses It, Drops F-Bomb
Shep Smith lost it on-air tonight over torture. Being Fox News' angry, sultry rogue anchor, he's against all the double-talk and subterfuge to justify it. Really against it. Totally "fucking" against it. More » -
#shoutingheads
Fox Newser's Comedy Tour Probably Not Coming to Your Town
Glenn Beck is going to try and be hilarious on purpose in a six-city tour this June. Apparently he's been doing these "comedy" tours twice a year since 2003. This year they might matter. More » -
#neverforget
Glenn Beck's Insanity Matched By Stephen Colbert
Insanely weepy Glenn Beck will probably cry over what it means for our country, but Stephen Colbert's thorough Tuesday-night takedown of the Fox News host is, in one way, a compliment. More » -
#shoutingheads
Bill O'Reilly Fumes At Being Lumped In With Rush Limbaugh
Bill O'Reilly went on David Letterman as part of his quest to get more attention than Rush Limbaugh and his Fox News Channel sibling rival Glenn Beck. Fat chance: More » -
#shoutingheads
Bill O'Reilly Not So Big on 'Facts'
Bill O'Reilly's in the midst of his big media tour to remind the world he's the number one hollering cable show guy in the history of television! But is he? More » -
#howto
How to Survive An O'Reilly Ambush In Three Easy Quotes
CrooksandLiars founder John Amato posted a "blog" on what to do when Fox News' Bill O'Reilly's stalker/producer ambushes you. It's pretty useful, if you are a filthy slut feminazi blogger! But it could be simplified. More » -
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#jobs
Chris Matthews Settles For Less Than Olbermann
Barely four months ago, MSNBC nearly doubled Keith Olbemann's annual salary to $7.5 million. Now the network says Chris Matthews has re-upped without much of a raise. Ouch. More » -
#videuhoh
The Sexual Hangups of Bill O'Reilly
Bill O'Reilly foolishly recorded an audio version of his crappy old novel, and now his sexiest quotes are all over the internet. "Cup your hands under your breasts and hold them for ten seconds." More » -
#apologies
Your Conciliatory Jim Cramer Moment of Zen
The only thing that stopped last night's Jim Cramer-Jon Stewart battle from becoming a total bloodbath was that it was such a rout, with CNBC's Cramer in steady retreat. More » -
#shoutingheads
Chris Matthews and Ari Fleischer Call Each Other Shameful
Oh man. Who even knows why this happened, but Chris Matthews and former Bush press secretary Ari Fleischer had a hilarious bitchy fight a few minutes ago. More » -
#publicrelations
Rachel Maddow Now Raping Mark Penn Daily
Last week Rachel Maddow called out failed Clinton consigliere Mark Penn for running an evil PR firm, Burson-Marsteller. The firm is evil, and Penn should just shut up. But he didn't! So he paid: More » -
#shutupcollege
Keith Olbermann Now Just Andy From The Office
Which I guess makes Ann Coulter... Angela? See, here he is pointing to his Cornell Diploma in order to settle some ridiculous argument. So this is what he'll do without George Bush to kick around!
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#shoutingheads
Rush Limbaugh Challenges Obama to Talk-Off
Following the debate, Rush will challenge Obama to a "calling attention to yourself" constest. Anything to stay in the headlines! Screw the GOP! [CBS] -
#rushlimbaugh
Butt Boy Blues
Rush Limbaugh: "Jake Tapper is the one guy that's outside of the butt boy bubble in the White House press room." Sucks for you, Jake! Keep trying. [Media Matters] More » -
#clips
Chris Matthews Is Sick of Your Mickey Mouse Games
In this clip, Chris Matthews ignores everything Darrell Issa says except two words: "Democrat party." And Chris Matthews is sick of this shit. Chris's fuse seems to have gotten pretty short lately! -
#shoutingheads
Cable News Anchors Are Incredibly Stimulated
The Stimulus Package: Obama signs it tomorrow and oh my freaking god, the cable networks will totally talk about it. CNN, Fox News, and MSNBC each have their own promo; they grow increasingly insane: More » -
#daddy
Masked Jim Cramer Sneaks Into Teen Slumber Party
What's screaming CNBC madman Jim Cramer been up to? Putting on a Burger King mask in order to infiltrate a slumber party full of 14 year-olds. There's no taking this one back, Jimmy. Everyone knows.
