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more about #simoncowell more comments → mostlymartian: I totally called the Carrie Prejean thing. She tried to lie about the topless pics to say they were underage too and was found out. #robertpattinson more » Aatom: In a perfect world, Carrie Prejean would still be an insignificant pageant girl, and there would be a Pattinson/Efron sex tape. #robertpattinson more » iplaudius: At the end of the GQ interview, Robert Pattinson says, “I fucked Joe Jonas. I love him.” Namaste. Zac Efron is the next step up in his gam... more » Looker: Ryan Seacrest made $38 million last year? I think I'm going to kill myself. #robertpattinson more » crotchety: In Figure 1 it looks like Pattinson is trying to cajole the waiter into finding a better table for him and his date and it looks like the waiter can h... more » snugbug: Poor, dear Robert Pattinson. Interviewed around the clock, he must have by now run out of biographical details to share, exhausted all the jokes he kn... more » applejuice: Zac Effron reminds me of a young Rob Lowe and so, rightly or wrongly, the sleaziness I associate with Lowe I subconsciously also associate with Effron... more » Mediahohoho: So you're saying they're not the same guy? #robertpattinson more » drunkexpatwriter: Carrie Prejean should be really, really careful about what she says about this sex tape. All it would take is one dick prosecutor looking to make hea... more » ampersandparade: My favorite thing about John and Edward (besides that they are the worst things ever) are that Britain basically tuned out on Sanjaya and in doing so ... more » skahammer: I realize I'm the only person in history ever to have this thought, but for some reason I think Bai Ling can do no wrong, while Bjork is just flat-out... more » Conchie Birdie: I'm no fan of Tila Tequila, but suicide is no laughing matter - even when it IS someone like her. more » johnny_carsick: "Don't try suicide / Nobody giiiiiiives a damn" - f. mercury more » Btwbfdimho: Go Tila, go! more » Cheap Shot: I think if you really are ready for suicide, you just do it, not tweet about it. more » -
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Be Still, One Thousand Teenage Hearts: Are Rob Pattinson and Zac Efron in Love?
Pattinson says Zefron takes his breath away; Mike Tyson goes to jail for beating up a pap; Carrie Prejean's ex says she's lying about the sex tape, then sells some pictures to TMZ. Welcome to Thursday's gossip! More » -
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Brangelina! Brangelina! Brangelina!
Simon Cowell can't escape the coif, Bai Ling has a hungry pussy, Mel Gibson throws sticks and stones, and the Brangelina+Gosselin vortex will sink us all. More » -
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Tila Tequila Tweets Own Death
Things are getting bad down Tila Tequila way. Claudia Schiffer needs a prayer. And there's gay marriage in a certain Mad Men actor's future. Yes, it's your Tuesday morning gossip roundup! More » -
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Sex Will Be Sarah Jessica Parker's Demise
Being a movie star — or motherhood — makes Sarah Jessica Parker look sleepy. TLC learns its Gosselin lesson. Quentin Tarantino loves sequels. And Katy Perry teaches us the power of tit-pics. TGIF, you attractive devils! It's your gossip roundup! More » -
#idols
Why Ellen Was Picked for American Idol
For all the attention Washington's bluster gets, history will see this little health care squabble as a mere sideshow distraction from the news we received yesterday; news that will fundamentally alter the way we pick our next American Idol.
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#americanidol
Judging American Idol's Excellent Ellen DeGeneres Deal
Finally! After weeks of anticipation, the nation can now sleep well at night knowing that American Idol has found a new judge to replace Paula Abdul. Her name's Ellen DeGeneres, and she's the best candidate for the position. More » -
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Robert Pattinson Exploitation Now Reduced to 'Shameless Hunk of Man Meat' Status
Men are chasing after Robert Pattinson. The Lady Gaga Penis Conspiracy continues! Megan Fox might be clinically insane. Paula Abdul definitely is, as are most British People. And Jon Gosselin still sucks. Presenting your Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup! More » -
#satire
TMZ Finally Given The Porn Parody Treatment
All good things come, ha, to ends. In pop culture, canonizations are routinely bestowed by porn. Meet the comedic genius that's TMSleaze, starring Ron Jeremy as Harvey Levin. Featuring Speidi, Jessica Simpson/Tony Romo, Amy Winehouse, American Idol, Eminem, and LaLohan. More » -
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Five Reasons Paula Abdul Quit American Idol
While at the LAT, Richard Rushfield became the world's foremost expert on the inner workings of American Idol. He's currently resting up before joining Gawker later this month, but he couldn't resist weighing in on why Paula Abdul quit.
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#plushies
Simon Cowell Wants to Be Your Dog
Leave it to the brutualizing 1980's to put Simon Cowell on the receiving end of pity. Here he is in 1982 dressed as a plushie costumed canine named 'Wonderdog' appearing on Britain's Top of the Pops. -
#andnowshesdead
The Girl Who Flipped Off Simon Cowell
Alexis Cohen, who cursed her way into the spotlight after being rejected from American Idol was struck by a car and killed. Police are investigating the case as a homicide. Let's hope Cowell has an alibi. More » -
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Megan Fox Refuses to Compromise Her Artistic Integrity By Portraying a Bond Girl
Megan Fox turns down the chance to be the next Bond girl, Amy Winehouse goes on trial for assaulting a charity ball dancer, Lily Allen has a new man, Simon Cowell turns 50, and Jessica Szohr and Ed Westwick split. More » -
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If Paula Abdul Wants a Job, She Should Learn from Mary Murphy's Crazy Screeching
It's no secret that Paula Abdul's position on the judging panel of American Idol is as tenuous as her grasp on reality. Where should she turn for inspiration? Try So You Think You Can Dance's resident loon, Mary Murphy. More » -
#videuhoh
Susan Boyle's Campaign to Win Next Year's Razzie
Eking out a 16th minute, housefrump-turned-household-name Susan Boyle sits with Today to voice soundbits with all the enthusiasm of a funeral director. Once more, with feeling, Suze! And Cowell, send her to Lee Strasberg, stat!
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#enigmas
Just In Case You Needed Another Reason to Loathe Ryan Seacrest
The LA Times reports tonight that American Idol host Ryan Seacrest has received a three year, $45 million contract extension, plus a $300,000 annual "expense account." Maybe those rumors about Simon Cowell getting $144 million are true? [Company Town] -
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Meghan McCain Always Gets What She Wants And She Wants Hillary Duff
Meghan McCain demands the "really hot" Hillary Duff to play her in the movie about her life, Lindsay Lohan is paid big bucks to party, Farrah is laid to rest, Michael Jackson's photographer speaks and Courtney Love suffers from malnutrition. More » -
#watershedmoments
Simon Cowell Admits To Being Part Of The Susan Boyle Problem
Susan Boyle's lightspeed ascension to fame and inversely proportional emotional well-being has been utterly tragic. But: in what might be a watershed pop culture moment, Simon Cowell has admitted some culpability and taken responsibility in a newspaper editorial. More » -
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The Exceeding Exhaustion Of Susan Boyle
Susan Boyle's "exhausted" again, Dustin Lance Black's sorry, Cindy Adams knows where you should hide your cash, Prince Harry's dating a floozy, and Salman Rushdie's a third boob. Oh, and: Ron Burkle and whores. Here's your Sunday morning gossip roundup: More » -
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Lindsay Lohan Stalks Her Way Back Into Samantha Ronson's Hair
Lindsay Lohan's stalking of Samantha Ronson brings them back together, Anne Hathaway prepares to play Judy Garland on Broadway, NBC denies the Speidi torture allegations, Susan Boyle seems to have found sanity, and the Gosselin's get investigated for animal abuse. More » -
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Amy Winehouse Eats Tequila Shots for Breakfast
Today in celebrity fluff: Amy Winehouse is a morning drinker, Eminem was robbed, Lindsay Lohan storms through London, Simon Cowell reaches out to help Susan Boyle, Lily Allen has a nip slip, and Paris Hilton may get married this summer. More »
