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more about #smoking more comments → Maxichamp: What is the deal with menthols? It's like smoking cold air conditioned air. more » AzureTexan: I don't know about you guys, but I really miss the Very Berry Opioids and the Tutti-Frutti Phenobarbitol. more » ShanghaiLil: I used to get sexually harassed at the gym. There was an employee there who would offer me free tanning on the unspoken condition that he got to "che... more » BettyCrocker: Straight guys go the the gym? Wow! Factoid of the day! more » NoelleBlue: I thought cleavage remarks at the gym were par for the course? Really, if I don't get stared at I must be *failing*. (this is a joke. I am now at an a... more » Spirit Fingers: Sooo basically the Battery Park Swim and Fitness club is a place for twelve year olds? Bra-strap snapping? I'm just saying if you're going to SEX HARA... more » restless: Oh, that's nothing. I train in what used to be considered a typically all-male sport of MMA, and the comments at dojos and schools are unbelievable. E... more » mfnher: Best workout video [www.youtube.com] more » Unsolicited Advice: You mean that humans are addicted to some bizarre combination of sex and self-destruction leading to an endless self-defeating cycle of self-recrimina... more » sanyucat: The only thing that's degrading about my gym, the 92nd Street Y, is that sometimes you'll be running on the treadmill and find out via their closed-ci... more » TheSometimesWhy: Is it me or can anyone else look at this picture and hear our personal trainer du jour uttering a dulcet "C'mon, baby, three more. Daddy needs, that'... more » AzureTexan: I've concluded that if you eat Twinkies on a treadmill, you'll kind of break even. Also, if you drink whiskey while polevaulting, you'll break even more. more » DahlELama: As long as meth is still an acceptable tool for weight loss, I think we're all OK. more » Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: As Andrew Hamilton said, "The man who loves his country prefers its liberty to all other considerations, well knowing that without liberty life is a m... more » raincoaster: There's a guy who watches porn on his laptop all day long at the cafe near my house. But he goes outside to smoke. #cigarettes more » -
#cigarettes
Kids Heed Government's Call to Smoke Menthols
Earlier this year, the US government banned "flavored" cigarettes, saving kids the shame of having to admit decades later that they used to smoke "Kauai Kolada Camels." In the meantime, more kids than ever started smoking menthols. Health policy success! More » -
#trendwatch
Every Healthy Action Bound to Backfire
America just can't win. We stopped smoking—then we all got fat. So we lipo-sucked all the fat out and put it in our breasts, where it could do some good. Then we got sex-harassed at the gym! More » -
#smoking
The Inalienable Right to Smoke
Several large NYC landlords are moving to ban smoking inside their own apartment complexes, and on the sidewalks outside them, as well. Clearly, this violates our just-made-up list of Places People Can Always Smoke, No Takebacks. More » -
#smoking
Clove Makers All Like, 'What Cigarettes?'
The fiendish "government" is trying to ban clove cigarettes. So Big Clove has invented a novel way to fight back: Getting a court to declare that their clove cigarettes are not, in fact, cigarettes. Dude. Come on. Just declare it. More » -
#dude
L.A. Still Total Weed Spot, No Thanks to Lame-o District Attorney
Obama's willing to look the other way on the medical marijuana thing. You know who is not, though? Lawmen in L.A., which is now one big legal weed spot. They are such bitches. More » -
#health
Smokers Will Die Broker
Scientists have now produced overwhelming evidence that bans on smoking lead to a healthier, less dead population. What does this mean for you and your typically unhealthy creative underclass lifestyle? It means it's time to pay for your sins. More » -
#classicads
When Cigarette Ads Had Balls
In five years, will you be a wheezing, blackened mess? Or—conversely—will you have five more years of tobacco byproducts in your lungs? Well. You have to admire their "Lie big or lie dead" attitude. Click to enlarge. [Copyranter] -
#smoking
Kids No Longer in Danger of Smoking Embarrassing Cigarettes
Suck down the last sickly sweet puffs of your precious Warm Winter Toffee Camels, kids, because as of today, flavored cigarettes are illegal in America. Time to move up to the real stuff! More » -
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#freedom
Smoker Oppression Reaches Tipping Point
They banned smoking in bars, and people said nothing, because they did not smoke in bars, except sometimes if they were really drunk. But now NYC wants to ban smoking in parks, and lo! Smokers finally get some public sympathy. More » -
#badideas
NYC Considering New Front in Smoking War
Alright. This has got to stop. After banning smoking in bars, New York City officials are now thinking of extending their totalitarian grip to public spaces. Will the madness never end? More » -
#smoking
The War of the Cloves
Dude, the government lets cigarettes be legal even though they kill like thousands of people. But weed is illegal. And now, dude, cloves are illegal. Cloves! The taste proves they're not killing you! Clove-smoking hippies are fighting back. With cloves! More » -
#marketing
Hero Lawyer to Save the Marlboro Man
Earlier this year, the government passed a new law that totally kneecapped the ability of marketing wizards to educate the public on how awesome cigarettes are, in Flavor Country (America). Luckily, the media's favorite lawyer is on the case! More » -
#thankyouforsmoking
Skilled Negotiator Joe Camel Brings Another One Home
An unidentified man who burst into a Kansas VA medical center with a gun surrendered after trading his ammunition for a pack of cigarettes. His motives are still unclear. Nobody was injured. [USA Today] -
#health
Stop Smoking and Kill Yourself
You should stop smoking, doctors say. Here, we have medications to help you stop, doctors say. But oh—these medications could make you kill yourself. What the hell is science good for? More » -
#marketing
Is It Worth Keeping Kids Away From Cigarettes If It Means Less Money For Maxim?
Last week, the federal government passed a bill that lets the FDA essentially control everything about how cigarettes are advertised and marketed. New restrictions could save thousands of lives. But wait, this could hurt magazines! Stop everything! More » -
#outrageexhaustion
FAUX News Has Audacity to Ask Silly Poll Question
SHOCK: in yesterday's Fox News Poll, respondents were asked whether or not they believed that Barack Obama was still "sneaking cigarettes at the White House"! Are you outraged? Think Progress commenters are! More » -
#listicle
The Light Cigarettes That Defined Us
The Senate has just passed a sweeping bill that essentially bans light cigarettes, as they're marketed as healthier when, really, they're not. So no more of your favorite iconic brands, which are mostly smoked by the youngs. Brands like: More » -
#health
You: Doomed
Helpful scientists have found that binge drinking increases the risk of lung cancer in smokers "regardless of how many cigarettes a day they smoked." There's very little hope for you, now. [Science Daily] -
#trendwatch
Let's Put That 'War on Smoking' On Hold
Is 'in the midst of crushing economic insecurity' really the time to start fucking with smokers and their access to cigarettes? Because that's what the governmentalsciencecleanair-complex has apparently decided to do, and it's not smart: More » -
#inthisdayandage
Cigarettes Are Racist!
They already ruined coffee and now your smokes are white supremacists??? "[People] with the most melanin were found to smoke the most...and to have the highest level of dependence on tobacco." The conspiracies are real!
