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more about #snakes more comments → Botswana Meat Commission FC: I love how the describe the snake as "in good health." I'm no herpetologist, but aren't snakes pretty much either healthy or dead? more » HiredGoons: You know, I've been described as 'easy, an ideal beginner's snake. Hardy, tolerant of handling.' more » wry_bred: But did the police speak to it in Parseltongue? more » Smitros: Considering that possum sightings been mentioned in two recent issues of New York magazine, I find this amusing and consistent. more » bytememehard: One day I heard a funny noise in my bathroom. I lifted the toilet lid, only to have a wet rat jump at me. I wish I'd had that snake! more » spartus620: My 5 inch corn snake got out and into my neighbors apartment... I got kicked out of the co-op! more » iplaudius: The children were overreacting out of the excitement and anticipation of the new Harry Potter movie. They told the police officers that an evil man ha... more » gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy: Don't mess with the black ones, either. Our yard snake (for the last nine years) occasionally goes into our attic, eats mice, and sheds his skin. Whic... more » saythatscool: That snake needs a plunger in the ass. As do I. more » flossy: But the rat snake is nature's only weapon against manbearpig! I'm serial!! more » Rumpelstilskin: Rat snakes are very popular on farms and in rural areas, so much so that they winter in the attics of houses and it's considered bad luck (and bad pes... more » bytememehard: or was it a noncompetent agreement more » -
#terror
Stray Pet of Doom Sparks Media Frenzy
As of this morning there are 171 news articles about the totally harmless rat snake—a popular type of pet—that was found in a Bronx apartment. It did not eat anyone, yet. More » -
#television
Dylan Ratigan Screws Over ABC News
Dylan Ratigan, the CNBC anchor who abruptly left the network a month ago, is heading to MSNBC. Funny thing, because he promised ABC News he was all theirs as soon as his noncompete agreement was up. More »
