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more about #southcarolina more comments → BettyCrocker: Picture, if you will, a bloated, pasty hick Republican politico, sailing on two wheels down a dirt road in the General Lee like a millenial Duke of Ha... more » ModestProposal: Having been to SC twice, this probably rates in the top 5, just ahead of humping your harley in myrtle beach but just behind getting threatened for be... more » goetz: The stripper is in case the sex toys and Viagra work? #sex more » Valerie Flame: The lede on the S.C. political blog that broke the story: "One of S.C. Attorney General Henry McMaster’s top lieutenants has abruptly resigned from ... more » unclevanya: Maybe this is why they ended up asking Corning more questions than the girl. #sex more » heywhat: Not just any type of sex toys but vibrating penis rings! Who knew such a thing existed? #sex more » Dr.Dasher: Hey, there's just some things OnStar won't do. #sex more » Uncle_Billy_Slumming: [Testing new instant gratification feature] It works! more » DorothyBarker: Can you imagine the shit storm on the right if Russell Fieingold (or someone) had shouted out (truthfully!) 'Liar!' when Bush laid out that bull crap ... more » shaithis: There is no sufficient citizenship verification requirements to ensure illegal immigrants are excluded from benefits they are not due in this health c... more » Mediahohoho: He perfectly summed up the right's position on health insurance reform in a two-word sentence. All that was missing was for him to hold his breath, st... more » LA0811: Joe lies . . . when he cries. more » If_I_Had_a_Poodle: in number 3 is that rudy giuliani in the dress? more » ___: Can't we just give South Carolina back to England? more » SeeingI: Funny! I said to my boyfriend last night "wow Pelosi looks like she's trying to shoot laser beams out of her eyes to incinerate that joker!" Amused ... more » -
#fieldguide
An Illustrated Guide to Obama's Heckler: Joe Wilson
Chuck Boustany must be pissed! He gave the official GOP rebuttal of Obama's speech, but it's mad heckler, Rep. Joe Wilson, who's getting all the attention. Oh well. Let's learn more about Joe, a histrionic right-winger who loves racists!
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#scandal
Did South Carolina (Of Course) School Board Chair Quit over Erotica?
Republican South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford became a household name for his affair with an Argentine woman. Then, Monday, we heard that his Lieutenant Andre Bauer does dudes. Now the GOP may have a new, sexy, erotica-writing star: Kristin Maguire. More » -
#scandal
South Carolina's Lt. Guv Has His Own Secret
Mike Rogers—who outed Larry Craig and Mark Foley some time before they outed themselves—has now outed South Carolina Lieutenant Governor Andre Bauer. Hah. More » -
#fiscalconservatives
Mark Sanford Now Even More of a Fraud Than Previously Thought
Remember South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford, the Argentinian ass-loving hater of excess government spending? Well, it appears as though he's been using the state's private aircraft for personal reasons, one time even flying to make a hair appointment on time. More » -
#meamaximaculpa
Mark Sanford Bitchslaps Soulmate In Open Letter
In a groveling open letter, Gov. Mark Sanford calls his whole affair his "funeral," negating all the warm fuzzies his sultry Argentinian shoved-under-the-rug soulmate felt from his love letters. Those flames of love burn, baby, burn. More » -
#miracles
Mark Sanford Gets to Keep His Job, Amazingly
The South Carolina Republican leadership has decided to "censure" folksy sex troll Mark Sanford, essentially letting him get away with his South American fornication forays. They then proclaimed this "sad chapter" closed and called for "a time for healing." More » -
#investigations
Let Us Speculate Recklessly About Mark Sanford's Extramarital Proclivities
Yesterday now-legendary conservative horndog Mark Sanford admitted that he'd "crossed the lines" with a "handful" of women not named Jenny Sanford during his marriage to Jenny Sanford, but claims he never "crossed the ultimate line." So what did he do? More » -
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#holedigging
Mark Sanford: A Very Strange Man
Gov. Mark Sanford, whose surreptitious international wanderings—and possible affair!— have captured the nation's attention, is a deeply strange man. He's so cheap he built his dad's coffin, and digs holes to relax. Here's a rundown.
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#vacations
Where in the World Was Gov. Mark Sanford? Argentina, Of Course
Mark Sanford wasn't nude-hiking the Appalachian Trail. He was chilling in Argentina. He's just a regular-folks governor who jets to Buenos Aires for a week without telling his wife, abandoning his kids on Father's Day while his staff lies preposterously.
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#amber
The Governor of South Carolina Has Been Missing Since Thursday
But no one really cares? Mark Sanford, the governor famous for refusing to accept any stimulus money and then accepting some of the stimulus money and then being forced to take all of it, has been missing for four days. More » -
#smallvictories
Obama Wins Two Important/Symbolic Victories In One Day
The governor of South Carolina will accept the stimulus money and France will take ONE Guantanamo prisoner off our hands. More »
