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    Pinekatz: A pattern of generosity while hiking the Appalachian trail is always acceptable. more »
    Lymed: I am going to continue my pattern of generosity by eating some chocolate. more »
    God: They should also stop asking me to fucking forgive them. I got better things to do with my time. I delegate that shit to Oprah. more »
    Mediahohoho: "All shall be well and all shall be well and all manner of thing shall be well." -- Lady Julian of Norwich (after totally doing Jesus). more »
    MisterSun: It should be mentioned that Republicans have been prolific contributors to our lexicon of non-verbal communication, too. For example, until Larry Cra... more »
    Colonel Mustard: Salmon swim against the flow and they get eaten, Sarah. Something to think about. more »
    Dr. Nick: but what's the second biggest self of self? more »
    BadUncle: That "whole sparking thing" happens to many men who sharpen their penises against flint. more »
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    Your New Political Scandal Lexicon

    What a wonderful summer it has been, for fans of the dragged-out meltdowns of prominent Republican politicians! We should perhaps pause to recognize the contributions John Ensign, Mark Sanford, and Sarah Palin have made to our American language. More »