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more about #specialfriends more comments → ChasityInsana: Hey moron who wrote this...Glenn Beck is not a journalist...get it right. He is an opinion show and obviously a damn good one. Stopm focussing on Beck... more » MincnglyWhrdL'mer: . more » FaceMelter: Looks to me like he was channeling a black comedian doing a white person. RACIST! HITLER! more » SultanaEleusis: Did you hear him say that Kermit had a deep down hatred of green things, and was really a frogist? more » Larry Bird Flu: It is this easy to do journalism. Which is why journalism, in the traditional sense, is utterly dead and buried. more » Mymoustache: "It's not easy bein' douchey..." more » Steverino Begins: Am I completely humorless for cringing a bit at the "gay old man" joke? Face it, Glenn Beck is gaining a scary amount of sway over some of our relativ... more » onebadclam: Why does a man who declares Obama a tyrannical personality cult figure open his show daily with the call "Come on. Follow me!"? more » Sev: Now he's worried about the Patriot Act? Great timing, Beck. Too bad you're several years too late. more » NowAvailableinExtraStrength: I think Beck is a repulsive human being but his power is expanding by the day. Bigger than Rush...bigger than O'Reilly......bigger than Palin. Mark ... more » Spirit Fingers: I am literally amazed by his ability to hold his head upright. I would think the amount of 'stupid' and 'fucking crazy' would somehow cause various fo... more » RheaPollstry: "You shall not pass!" Perhaps if his sphincter said the same thing once in a while he wouldn't be such a douche. more » Perhaps Not: "They usually sometimes don't like each other." A great warm-up, but nothing compared to Malkin herself. I love this woman. She approaches Palinoid l... more » Botswana Meat Commission FC: I want to hate fuck her. But in only the most civil way. more » MargotheDoeEyedFMachine: "A little more classy"? Try "classier," Gretchen. It's an actual word. Malkin, you are unbelievable. Father Coughlin is smoking a cigar in hell, hear... more » -
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Glenn Beck Accepts Fact That He's Inhuman, Channels Kermit
Oh, Glenn Beck. Why are you not content to be just a run of the mill asshole? Why must you bring celebrity interpretations into the mix, as you did this evening with a Kermit the Frog impression? It's sad. More » -
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Glenn Beck Adds Gay Old Man to His List of Celebrity Impressions
On Fox & Friends this morning, Glenn Beck explained how Barack Obama must be stopped from using the PATRIOT Act—seriously!—to spy on whites by adding an aging British homosexual playing a wizard to his entertaining repertoire of impressions. -
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Fox & Friends Turns to Michelle Malkin For Advice on Civil Debate
The nice white people at Fox & Friends just hate "potty mouth politics," so they asked Michelle Malkin to come on and talk about how we should all just disagree with dignity and civility. More » -
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Fox News Has Been Ruined By Cooties
Fox News' Alisyn Camerota screwed up a throw on Fox & Friends this morning, causing Steve Doocy and Brien Kilmeade to cross swords when Doocy read Kilmeade's copy. So Kilmeade asked, "Why do we have women on the show?" More » -
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In Which Fox & Friends Debates the Health Care Debate
Gretchen Carlson knows that not agreeing with "facts" is an American Right. Nancy Pelosi wants to destroy that right, by calling for reasoned, informed debate instead of red-faced shouting. What would Paul Giamatti do? More » -
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The Fox & Friends Gang Takes a Stand: I'm With Stupid
Oh goodness. I'd hoped for a good clip to end my Fox & Friends "coverage", and the video team has delivered. Today the pompadoured earwigs were discussing America-hating Bill Maher. Why doesn't he leave and go to France? More » -
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Brian Kilmeade Does Not Believe In Beer Immigration
Oh happy day! The whole Fox & Friends gang was back together again this morning. The wind-blown pumpkin patch was discussing the Gates/Race Police White House beer sit-down, and Brian Kilmeade said more weird isolationist stuff. More » -
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No One at Fox & Friends Has Any Idea What the Hell They're Doing
Beautiful Snork-female Gretchen Carlson is still on vacation, so Replacement Lady is filling in. Badly. While talking about a Bernie Madoff story she managed to reveal that she's just functionally-not-capably reading the TelePrompTer, without comprehending any of it. More » -
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The Fox & Friends Gang Fall In Love with David Hasselhoff All Over Again
Oooo, Fox & Friends has a lil' crush! On Lt./Capt. Mitch Buchannon himself, David Hasselhoff. See the Hoff was on The View recently and said Barack Obama was boring! A doozy! Now Doocy, Bri-Bri, and Random Girl just love him. More » -
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Brian Kilmeade's 'Very Heterosexual' Hard-On for Bono Softens a Bit
Fox & Friends! Hunh. What is it good for? Absolutely nothing. But still we press on with the deconstructing of it! Today: Brian Kilmeade, a cake left out in the rain, talks about his totes hetero crush on Bono. More » -
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Brian Kilmeade Sincerely Apologizes for Calling Human Mutts Impure
A couple weeks ago, Fox & Friends' disgruntled hedgehog Brian Kilmeade dumbly implied that inter-culture marriages aren't pure. And a lot of people got mad! So this morning, back from a relaxing vacay in Bermuda or something, he apologized. More » -
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Steve Doocy Never Thought He'd Say This, But He Really Wants Gretchen and Brian Back
It's a sticky summer Friday, so two thirds of the Fox & Friends triumverate has left the city to go loiter outside the Bush compound in Kennebunkport. Meaning Steve Doocy is all alone! And his sub cohosts are... disasters. More » -
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Fox & Friends Predictably Mesmerized By Glenn Beck's Frothing Crazy Talk
Oh Fox & Friends. The whimpering ferrets had Show-and-Tell today, and somebody (Gretchywetchy, was it you?) brought in their crazy uncle Glenn Beck. He wanted to warn the kids of one thing: Communism is coming. And it will destroy us. More » -
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Gretchen Carlson: Figurin' It Our for Ya
Oh, Gretchywetchy. The Fox & Friends hostess earned some points yesterday, but now she's lost them all again. The bewigged legumes were discussing the $18 million Recovery.gov website today and Gretchen just didn't understand it. It's a double entendre, right?? More » -
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Brian Kilmeade Would Like Species and 'Ethnics' to Remain Pure
To stave off dementia! Yes, today the befuddled screech owls on Fox & Friends were discussing a study that states that those that stay married fend off Alzheimer's and dementia better than lonely divorcees. Brian Kilmeade took issue with this. More » -
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Fox & Friends Doesn't Want Bruno Giving Gay to People
Fox & Friends-apalooza continues. Today the billy goats were chewing their grass and talking about that Bruno movie and the high school controversy. Gretchen was actually cool about it, Doocy was a jerk, and Bri-Bri just thinks he smells bad. More » -
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Doocy to Vanessa Williams: 'How's That Botox Workin' Out for You?'
Oh what did the cutest lil' morning newscasters get up to today? Well, we have everyone being awkward with celebrated skincare spokeslady, Vanessa L. Williams. She Botoxes! More » -
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Fox & Friends Would Like to Discuss Bears With You
So it's been a weird day. Things changing everywhere! But at least some things are constant: the gurgling sea cucumbers at Fox & Friends will never get it. Today's confusion? The case of the cardboard bear. Everyone was perplexed. More »
