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more about #spectacles more comments → SeaBassTian: Martin Bashir must be spinning in his grave. Wait, he's still alive? Then we should all Netflix Living with Michael Jackson tonight in silent protest. more » Thatcornellguy: The first truly global memorial? Really? So all that round the world news coverage when Princess Di passed away was just semi-global? Does anyone r... more » Bellyboop: Where do the Beatles fit in all this? more » BookishLookish: Er, DEFCON 4 is really no biggie. DEFCON 2 would be. [www.defconwarningsystem.com] Dumbass FOX News. more » Mymoustache: Q. What are Farrah Fawcett, Billy Mays and Michael Jackson expecting for Christmas this year? A. Patrick Swayze more » Awesome X: Gosh, all this for Billy Mays ... more » ithabeleng metesunyane: Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? A: One is made out of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with and the other yo... more » Awesome X: By "nuclear weapons," you mean penises, right? more » TedSez: Don't you mean a four-way between JFK, RFK, Jackie and Marilyn, while Sinatra fought Castro in a cage match for Ava Gardner? Because that really happe... more » The Real JR: All of this shows just how many people don't have jobs today. more » TedSez: Dumbo would have been there too, but he sold his ticket on eBay to the meerkat from The Lion King. more » naugahydeinplainsight: At some point the hearse carrying his casket is going to have to make it through the crowds around the Staples Center perimeter. Crush injuries,anyone? more » BookishLookish: *shakes head slowly, sighs deeply* more » Mr_Stephens_Head_Of_Catering: * There will be a Children Drop Off center at the back of the Nokia Theater for all members of the media who brought their children to work today. Th... more » CaptainFantastic: Hmm. When the spotlight is turned on, roaches usually scurry. more » -
#alossforwords
There Is No Way to Describe How Much the Michael Jackson Memorial Matters
Yes, the Michael Jackson memorial — going on now! — is being watched everywhere right now. But the only question if you happened to have been on TV filling time was "How big is this?" More » -
#spectacles
The Michael Jackson Memorial Clusterfuck
Michael Jackson's memorial service happens in LA today. Is it a media circus out there? Check out the elephants! Eh? Seriously, it sounds like the media equivalent of the Superdome after Katrina. A brief rundown of the clusterfuckery: More » -
#todayshow
Hero Journalist Doesn't Let Mom Get Away With Wanton Baby-Having
Ann Curry grills the octuplet mom today. Why have all these babies without a steady job, tart? Well, she has one, Ann: media curio. Click to idly watch baby lady entertain you! More » -
#photogallery
Obama Celebrations Erupt
Spontaneous street parties are forming in the wake of Barack Obama's election to the presidency, and we've been getting emails about it. After the jump, shots taken in the streets of San Francisco, DC, Philly, New Orleans, Chicago and Baltimore and various parts of New York — and even in Freeport, Sierra Leone. Send us shots of your own and we'll add them to the galleries, or feel free to post in the comments. In the meantime, try not to get too drunk or start throwing anything or pushing anyone. (We're hopeful you won't, hopeys.) More »
