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more about #spencermorgan more comments → MattGaymon: 'I believe that Tinsley is confused' is true. more » City_Dater: Until Richard Lawson provides a run-on monologue in Tinsley's voice confirming this, it's just unsubstantiated gossip. more » Nic Fit: What does Guadalupe think of all of this? Richard? more » Tammany_Fall: Impecunious Europeans and bumbing Americans ... now Henry James is writing reality shows? more » dado: I wonder what Herr Fancy-Lederhosen thinks of the Topper tattoo on Tinsley's tush. more » newsnun: There's white snow in Jersey? more » If_I_Had_a_Poodle: It's because Richard left more » SaraRueful: I purposefully do not do yoga EVERY DAY. more » Botswana Meat Commission FC: "I tried to do everything to be beaten and rundown, a sense of feeling that pain. I purposefully did not do yoga or go to the dog park or hang out in ... more » rabbitangstrom: That describes me completely, as long as you replace the word yoga with drinking. more » Macloserboy: Is yoga how he deals with being a poor man's Matthew McConughey? more » bytememehard: I coulda got that red wine outta Bab's jacket with a little white wine and club soda, for a whole lot less than John charged. So who's the world's lea... more » CaptainFantastic: I suppose he refers to garbage men as sanitation engineers? more » CaptainFantastic: So I shouldn't ask him if he got that watch out of somebody's suit jacket pocket? more » TabithaIapetus: I thought everybody in Manhattan was an asshole. more » -
#socialites
The Fall of the House of Mortimer
Oh my does New York have a heartwrenching chronicle of the disintegration of Tinsley and Topper Mortimer's marriage in their new Fall Fashion issue! It's like The Notebook meets NYC Prep. Break out the monogrammed hankies folks! More » -
#yogis
Josh Lucas Will Not Shut Up About Yoga
Josh Lucas—romcom star, nightlife regular, Matthew McConaughey admirer—seems like a nice guy, right? Well. As long as he's doing his yoga. When Josh Lucas stops doing his yoga...well, you wouldn't like Josh Lucas then. More » -
#men
Don't Call Him a Dry Cleaner
Today, the final installment of Spencer Morgan's long-running series of profiles of the abrasive men of New York City. Spencer Morgan was laid off in the latest wave of Observer cutbacks. His subject today, a superstar dry cleaner: still rich. More » -
#men
Drifter He-Man Not Such A Bad Guy
Today, writer of trend stories about quirky and often annoying men Spencer Morgan found He-Man chilling on a park bench and totally interviewed him: More » -
#men
David Spade: Permadork
Kate Spade's husband Andy—he's also David Spade's brother! Who cares? Well nobody really, if you want to be a dick about it, but it's good to know David Spade was a nerd from day one: More » -
#therich
Rich Playboy Written About in Paper
Spencer Morgan's weekly Observer profile of an annoying and wealthy young man today is about "Greek shipping heir–slash–journalist Taki Theodoracopulos," about whom we learn the following things: More » -
#recessionomics
Hypnosex Is the New Fallback Career
Everybody has a hobby. Spencer Morgan's hobby is writing profiles of New York's most annoying (or just quirky!) guys in the New York Observer. Neil S.'s hobby is erotic gay hypnotism. Hobby intersection alert! More » -
#trendwatch
'I Am Surprised at the Way People Are Frankly Discussing Their Genitals With Me'
Spencer Morgan at the New York Observer writes weekly about a particularly annoying person or trend. Today he truly outdoes himself, with the definitive article on freaky penis foreskin restorers. Fancy penis synonyms, too! More » -
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#fameballs
Rex Sorgatz's Exaggeration
After igniting controversy throughout North America with his comments to the Observer, Web attention-trolling expert Rex Sorgatz backtracked. Or, as he put it, cleared some things up. More »
