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more about #spencerpratt more comments → The Dewd: I was subjected to a forced viewing of this show yesterday, and marveled at the sheer banality of the non-problems plaguing these poor tormented creat... more » mimigoliath: I have never watched this show, but I will never forget that the five minutes I had to watch before the MTV Movie Awards this summer were instantly re... more » MincnglyWhrdL'mer: why does justin bobby have two first names? seriously? more » metoometoo: I swear to God, I downloaded Comic Life a couple of months ago, specifically to create recaps of The Hills for my blog. But after messing around with ... more » Awesome X: I'm thankful for this. more » ericajane: Spencer Pratt at Momo Noodle Bar, right now. No flesh-colored beard in sight. #stalker #spencerpratt #momonoodlebar more » BlinkyMcChuck: This Video Phone video is going to give people seizures. And the song isn't one of her best. But I love the looks Beyonce features. more » Steverino Begins: It looks like Beyonce is holding Gaga hostage after stealing her mojo. M.I.A must be tied up off screen. The quick-cut overlapping video technique is... more » Helio: I agree with whoever that hipster was that opened the video. Beyonce doesn't try. She dresses up, dances/poses with nonsensical props and lip syncs he... more » gawkimo: #ladygaga more » Matt Cherette: The entire Video Phone video leaked last night. If you search for it on YouTube and then sort the results by picking "Newest," you'll probably be able... more » homoviper: Carrie Prejean run for office? Are we closer to Idiocracy than I thought? #ladygaga more » pooks: That song is dreadful. It seems the more time Beyonce spends with Jay-Z, the more skanky and ghetto her lyrics become. #ladygaga more » kentuckienne: Prejean "has the ability to draw crowds and if she has a strong message to go with that, who knows what she can do? She has star power which can open ... more » Pope John Peeps II: You know, when a totally shit-faced, drunken 93 pound lady wrestles with an incredibly large man who's perhaps holding her arms, that's still 93 pound... more » -
#recaps
The Hills: Comic Book Adventures in Finale Land
Sadly another season of this show has come and gone. Like most episodes, nothing happened, but the plot still seemed to progress. That's why we translated the action into serial comic form. It's later, the same day... More » -
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The Hills: A Comic Book Adventure in Las Vegas
On The Hills, nothing ever happens, but the plot still unfolds. It's like reading one of those serialized comics in the funny pages. Now you can see exactly what we mean, because we made our own.
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#mixedbag
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Martha Stewart's hatred of Sarah Palin, Spencer Pratt's spelling errors, and drunk idiots on MTV. [Jezebel] -
#gossiproundup
Lady Gaga Looks Disconcertingly Normal in Beyonce Video
Beyonce and Lady Gaga leak a clip from their forthcoming music video; Levi Johnston disguises himself as the Unabomber; at least one member of Congress thinks Carrie Prejean should run for office. Welcome to Tuesday's gossip. More » -
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The Hills: Trolls, Ogres, and Scary Godmothers
Heidi got some puppies for her birthday, but that's not enough. She has her prop neighbor child over to try to convince Spencer it's time to have kids. We know she's not ready, but she's already practicing by telling stories. More » -
#recaps
The Hills: Birthday Party Massacre
Heidi Montag can't just have any old birthday party, she has to have an extravaganza in her glass coffin and invite all the dueling princesses to come. Drama ensues. But even more exciting than the party is the preparation. More » -
#recaps
The Hills: Text and Subtext
It happened to Paris Hilton, and now Justin Bobby's cell phone has been hacked! The internet was abuzz today with all of the text messages he's been sending. We have the full transcript and a video! More » -
#fameballs
Heidi Montag Demands Cash To Attend Sister's Birthday Party
Accustomed to being paid for doing absolutely nothing, reality television performance artist Heidi Montag refused to attend her own sister's birthday without compensation. What's the union rate for siblings? More » -
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#thehills
The Hills Will Be Crushed by The City's Brilliance
The Hills are on fire! Everyone is talking about last night's sixth season premiere, but it looks like Lauren Conrad leaving has doomed the show. Know what, who cares? The City is a million times better, anyway. More » -
#travesty
The Hills Are Alive with the Sound of Moolah
Learning about how much the stars of The Hills make will make you want to vomit. If it doesn't make you want to vomit, it will surely make you want be on TV. Both are appropriate reactions. More » -
#gossiproundup
Oh No! Heidi Montag Wants Child!
Heidi Montag wants to be impregnated. Bethenny Frankel wants new friends. And Martha's Vineyard wants to see Chelsea Clinton wear white. Good morning! It's Monday's Gossip Roundup! More » -
#mixedbag
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
This week's multimedia compilation of pop culture crap features stupid idiots, Steven Seagal, wigs on dogs, and Models of the Runway. [Jezebel] -
#gossiproundup
Are Cameron Diaz and Keanu Reeves Feeling Minnesota Together?
Cameron Diaz and Keanu Reeves are allegedly dating, Spencer Pratt wants to be the next Brad Pitt, Michael Jackson's gay lover speaks, Hayden Panettiere is dating the Pink Taco dude, Lindsay Lohan loses her phone and Penelope Cruz gets thicker. More » -
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Heidi and Spencer Wreak Havoc on the Miss Universe Pageant
Speidi acts the ass at the Miss Universe pageant, Sting's status as a sexual God is bullshit, Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush reconcile, Jason Schwartzman got married, Marc Jacobs is getting married, and Amy Winehouse goes on a 48-hour bender. More » -
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Sherri Shepherd Tries to Help Andy Dick Find Jesus
Sherri Shepherd tried to religionize Andy Dick, Heidi claims Spencer makes her orgasm 20-30 times a day, the George Clooney gay rumors are back, Nick Lachey is lonely, Lindsay Lohan scored an acting gig and Mischa Barton has cellulite. More » -
#magazines
Heidi Montag's Playboy Spread Confirmed As Impossibly Lame
When it was announced that Heidi Montag was posing "tastefully" nude for Playboy, it was mildly shocking to imagine her controlling little boy-goblin letting her do such a thing. Now it makes sense — she's not nude in the photos. More » -
#victory
Heidi and Spencer Banned from E!, All the Other Awful People Will Stay
E! recently conducted an online reader poll and a resounding 94% of voters wanted to get over-exposed reality blobs banned from coverage. And the network is going to oblige for Heidi and Spencer, and nobody else. More » -
#hills316
The Passion Of The Hills: What's Next For Lauren And Speidi
While Lauren Conrad tries to leverage her Hills fame into a "writing" career, Heidi and Spencer have already found their next costar: God. [Jezebel] -
#thespeidichronicles
Twitter Users Hate Heidi And Spencer
Heidi and Spencer were on Larry King Live last night, talking about their experiences on I'm a Celebrity…, and disliking Al Roker. But viewers' Tweets posted on the screen were far more entertaining than anything the Pratts had to say. [Jezebel] -
#punchingbags
Everyone's Just Gonna Rip on Heidi & Spencer Today
After Al Roker showed the reality baubles how it's done in his neck of the woods earlier, the gurgling pair were taken to task by the Furies at The View. Whoopi said they were gonna end up on the street. More »
