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Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning Have Made Out
Kristen Stewart's corruption of Dakota Fanning is complete, Joe Francis is filing for bankruptcy, and Kirstie Alley says Conan "acts like I bit his dick off." Thursday's gossip has castration anxiety. More » -
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The David Letterman Scandal Has Pickled Paul Shaffer's Brain
That is the only explanation for why, on today's episode of The View the Late Show band leader can't tell the difference between Star Jones and a thin, attractive Latin woman. More » -
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Here Are Some Revolting Hamptons People Discussing Their Revolting Hamptons Polo Fashions
Years from now, way off into the distant future, people will look back at the videos made by Plum TV, those tireless chroniclers of high society cheesedickery, and they, the future people, will wonder, "Why weren't those twatwaffles sterilized?" More » -
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Kate Major Will Get Exactly What She Wants In Life, And It's Not Jon Gosselin's Soul
Former Star reporter Kate Major's definitely one kind of whore, the other, not so sure. Whorebaiting gov'nuhs, too! Walter Cronkite, here? Yeah. Also: Frank McCourt. Paris Hilton, the Chelsea Hotel, some Indie Rock FAIL. Presenting your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup:
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