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more about #stereotypes more comments → ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥: Does anyone really self-identify as a hipster, Mr. Hechtropf? And hipsters aren't the only people riding bikes in Brooklyn. I'm Team Cycles. more » AzureTexan: With regard to that white-painted cyclist figure on the cold hard pavement, are they just getting a jump on the inevitable chalk outline? more » Smitros: There are times I feel bad about not living in New York. This is not one of them. more » The Real JR: I ride my bike to work every morning through Hasid town at the exact time when all those giant yellow school buses are making their pickups. They driv... more » Spirit Fingers: I don't understand why religion is taking precedence over citizenship. No one is trying to encroach on places of worship, Yeshivas, or in private domi... more » Mike Jahn: I'm uncertain how wise it is to refer to Orthodox Jews as "loathsome." That said, if one more "entitled" cyclist blows a whistle at me I'm going to c... more » Niko Bellic: The hipsters should do what Palestinians did about the direct route from Gaza to Egypt: dig a tunnel to go through. more » Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: Poor Piccochi. He's just trying to prove himself brave, truthful, and unselfish so he can become a real boy. more » The Real JR: The thing is, the consistent pattern here is The Hasids vs. EVERYBODY. Period. Apart from all of the historical conflict between blacks and the Hasid... more » Voyou_Charmant: Wear some gloves, ne'er do wells! PS, your subscription to Adbusters is up, don't forget to renew. more » BettyCrocker: In the spirit of the season: While hipsters grabbed their cocks by night while seated on the ground, They tried to repaint the bike lane, 'til Hasid... more » daveyjonesisdead: I like this. And why stop at repainting? Why not just paint bike lanes everywhere? more » iplaudius: I think they should have a bike lane, but it should only be used by radical lesbian nudist Muslim punk rockers. Serves everyone right. more » DennyCrane: I can only hope this leads to some sort of West Side Story sequel. more » hamburgerhotdog: Team Hipster. more » -
#williamsburg
Brooklyn's Hottest Stereotypes in Battle of Bike Lane Martyrs
Everybody, gather round for the Jews vs. Hipsters fight! Williamsburg's most loathed subcultures in bike lane battle! Black hat vigilantes stalk sexxxy two-wheeled postgrads! Hero hipsters martyred for commuter ease—media swarms! More » -
#outrage
Outrage-Off: Bill O'Reilly vs. Bryan Fischer
Nidal Hasan, a Muslim, killed a bunch of people at Ft. Hood. This is a challenge to the right wing to come up with the most outrageously crazy thing to say, about Muslims. Today: Bill O'Reilly vs. Bryan Fischer. More » -
#theyouth
How Are We Empowering Our Tweens Today?
Tween girls: They're not just "sexting" and squealing all the time, as the media would lead you to believe. Instead, they're attending the "National Tween Girl Summit" to overcome juvenile, ignorant media stereotypes and be empowered, like so: More » -
#surveys
New York Times Readers' Subway Reading: Exactly What You Would Guess
The New York Times asked New York Times readers—a wildly unrepresentative group of subway riders, btw—what they're reading on the subway. It's the same stuff you read, duh. More » -
#sextheshitty
Candace Bushnell's The Broadroom: Same Shit, Different Day
Candace Bushnell owes me six minutes and fifty-four seconds of my life back, because that is how much time I wasted on the Sex and the City writer's dismal new "webisode" effort The Broadroom. [Jezebel] -
#jerseyrules
Today in New Jersey news: Jersey man sentenced for bat attack on mayor. Oh, Jersey.
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#recessionomics
Cop Saves Money Stereotypically
The Way We Live Now: Stereotypically. Cops are stealing donuts. Other things are happening too, but cops are stealing donuts. Come on, guys. More » -
#thenandnow
When Only Shameless Appeals to Commerce Could Sell Disinterested Corporations on the African-American Market
Look, this is the business card of what we would call an "Urban Marketing Agency," from back in the olden days. Oh, the shamelessness! Luckily we have made much progress since then: More » -
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#strangecreatures
Black...Hipsters? Please Explain!
Black. Hipsters. Blipsters. Is your brain leaking out of your ears, socioculturally speaking, at the very idea? Who are they? Why are they? Fortunately there's a new article that tries—and fails—to provide answers: More » -
#classicads
When Appliances Made Americans Weird
Classic appliance ads from the halcyon days when women were in the kitchen, dad was drunk in the den, and kids were really fucking creepy-looking: is there anything better? More » -
#trendwatch
Everybody So Typical
The French are sponsoring wine and cheese parties. Typical. Americans are downing pills faster than ever. Typical. Unpatriotic Latinos won't tell the government whether they're "black" or "white." Man, why is everybody all typical? More » -
#stereotypes
Iran to Hollywood: You Hurt Our Feelings
The people of Iran, that nation of possibly nuke-holding Mid-East bullies have turned their attention from negotiations with President Obama to more serious matters: Hollywood's portrayal of their fine country. More » -
#letfreedomring
Celebrate Black History Month With Ham Hocks and Other Black People Food!
Did you know that African-Americans made many contributions to the grocery industry? Such as collard greens, pork hocks, and bologna. All celebrated on this grocery store's Black History month flier. African-Americans love that pork! More » -
#advertising
French Guy Pats America On Head For Electing Obama
The French CEO of huge ad conglomerate Publicis thinks Barack Obama's election shows America is smart again! Also, that all this economic trouble is the fault of shady corporate lies. But not advertising lies: More » -
#spain
Some Of Spain's Best Friends Are Asian!
It was quite an embarrassment for the nation of Spain yesterday when an ad surfaced showing their entire national Olympic basketball team posing in the "Slanty-eyed Asian" position, pulling their eyelids back. We imagine the photo shoot was followed by several minutes of mimed karate moves and Enter The Dragon reenactments, only adding to the awkwardness. So the entire nation of China has been waiting expectantly for an apology. And today they got...outrage that anyone would think Spain is racist! Why, some of their closest friends are from China or somewhere like that! More »
