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more about #steveballmer more comments → Bos'un's Mate: This is what happens when the dog food you're serving tastes like shit. more » Swifter: Here is an older Microsoft propaganda film from the Windows 98 era. more » robotwaste: Ugh, I can't stand this guy. Image is everything in all industry, and his is an image of bloated crap. Dump this loser Microsoft! He makes Bill Gate... more » TabithaIapetus: Why ANYONE would want to take this sweaty, flabby, used car salesman's picture is beyond me more » Motoko Kusanagi: There is a HUGE market for mealy-mouthed losers. Ballmer is the king of the losers, and proud of it. He's the guy that all the Men's Health, BMW-lus... more » Aaron Altman: "It's okay, Mr. Ballmer. I also have the new iPod Nano that can shoot video!" more » Conchie Birdie: No wonder my outlook acts this way. more » MrInBetween: That video should be inducted into the Flop Sweat Hall of Fame more » Moff: Yeah, I don't understand why the dude didn't take Ballmer's picture using Microsoft's very famous brand of smartphone. more » Tremonius: Who was that guy? A "campus leader" at Columbia during the sixties anti-establishment strikes. They were gonna take over the Dean's office, so they sw... more » TedEx: I thought it was Ding! (ala Southwest) and not Bing. It would have been interesting if they bought Bling.com instead of Bing.com... Bling is just catc... more » Carol Gardens: This AM on CNBC they played an amusing interview with Ballmer. He had to sit there while the interviewer basically kept bringing up how his competitio... more » Smitros: I will disrespect the Bing until proven wrong. more » Carol Gardens: I see another Mac commercial in the making. Bing! more » MrInBetween: Crazed Steve Ballmer, in that photo, is belting out this tune: "It don't mean a thing If it's not searched on Bing! Do-wop-do-wop-do-wop-do-wop!" more » -
#feuds
Steve Ballmer's Two Minutes of iPhone Hate
Microsoft's CEO seems determined to live out a career of comical self parody. Steve Ballmer, who suppposedly hurled a chair in an anti-Google tantrum, has acted out his iPhone rage in a Seattle stadium. How Big Brother can you get? More » -
#predictions
The Next Gadget Gods
This past year, Bill Gates and Steve Jobs began to focus on priorities other than tech. Who will fill their winged sandals and become the new Gadget Gods? [Gizmodo] -
#acquisitions
The Unbearable Yahoo-AOL-Microsoft Dance
Someone buy something, please. Our New York sighting of Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer with Yahoo chairman Roy Bostock missed one: Time Warner CEO Jeff Bewkes, who'd like to unload AOL. More » -
#nerdspotting
Microsoft CEO, Yahoo Chairman Meet in New York
So much for a new boss ending Yahoo's drama. Why did the company's chairman meet Microsoft's Steve Ballmer at the Time Warner Center Thursday, two days after Yahoo named Carol Bartz its new CEO? More » -
#failure
Microsoft Preparing to Put Zune Out of Its Misery
When political candidates concede a campaign, they praise the "long journey" and talk about how much they've "learned." In the same mode, Microsoft's CEO has all but said he's given up on the Zune. More » -
