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more about #stevewozniak more comments → DirkVA: Kathy had better watch out. Given the pack that she runs with, he may get exposed to the mansex and not turn back. more » bytememehard: Did Kathy believe if she didn't get him to slap on a little concealer he wouldn't be prettier than she? more » BlinkyMcChuck: He's even more adorable than before. more » fuzzywhat: Kathy has made my indifference towards Levi switch over to me liking him. more » SulabhaBachoo: It's an incredibly ugly world if your eyes are open. But, it's worthwhile to keep them open anyway, because you may come across something like this. K... more » saralapua: This is why my love of Kathy will never die. So awesome. more » FaceMelter: Dude needs some shampoo, some Proactiv, a razor, and some spray on stat. more » lobstr: just when you didn't think it was possible, Ms. Griffin hath downgraded herself to the F-list... more » Thatcornellguy: no no no no no no no no no...... more » No Day Like Friday: This is, quite possibly, the best thing ever. more » Swordfish: Hey, it's Mrs. Robinson of the 21st century. She gets a tireless lover, he gets lessons. This is every over-40 (particularly mother's) women's fantasy... more » scroll_lock: Great choice! This rube is the ultimate ironic accessory. more » son of spam: Could somebody please buy this kid a shirt that fits. Plus, the kid's already got beer-carb face. I predict he puts on ten lbs. a year for the next ever. more » lionboy: "I just, you know, look at her, shut up and do what I'm told." He's already learned the first rule for man-whores. He'll go far. more » nowmedusa: Wait, Kathy and Woz broke up a year and a half ago, and she's "recently dumped"? I don't think Bristol had even missed a period yet at that point. more » -
#strangelove
Meet America's New Celebrity 'It' Couple: Levi Johnston and Kathy Griffin
Well look who showed up holding hands on the red carpet at the Teen Choice Awards tonight! America's most ubiquitous fag-hag and the Alaskan cock-gangsta himself. It's love! More » -
#nerdspotting
The Woz Cuts iPhone Line
Steve Jobs is famous for possessing a "reality distortion field" that bends people to his will. But today he's got nothing on his Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak, who talked shoppers into letting him jump an iPhone line. More » -
#apple
Market Shrugs Off Reports of Steve Jobs' Imminent Return to Apple
Steve Wozniak told a Wall Street Journal reporter his Apple co-founder Steve Jobs sounds "healthy, energetic," signaling the CEO will return from medical leave at the end of June as planned. The market wasn't particularly interested. More » -
#gossiproundup
Hulk Hogan on Cutting His Wife and Lover's Throats
Jamie Foxx regrets wishing chlamydia on Miley Cyrus and Britney Spears wishes she'd never met that creep from rehab at Subway. But Hulk Hogan doesn't have to regret "totally understand[ing]" OJ Simpson. More » -
#trainwrecks
Dancing With Woz No More
Sure, he once briefly flipped out about rigged online voting, but Steve Wozniak's Dancing with the Stars stint will be remembered for the Apple cofounder's overflowing good humor, maintained through his inevitable defeat. More » -
#dancingwiththewoz
Woz Worms His Way Into America's Heart
The judges gave wounded Apple cofounder Steve Wozniak 10 out of 30 for what one called "the worst samba I've ever seen" Monday night. And yet Tuesday voters kept him on Dancing With the Stars. More » -
#trainwrecks
Why Woz Is My Favorite Reality TV Star
We thought only geeks would dig Steve Wozniak when the rotund Apple cofounder took to Dancing with the Stars. But with his clumsy moves, injuries, and conspiracy theories, he's proving perfect fodder for reality TV! More » -
#trainwrecks
The Woz Feels the Weight of Geek 'Dancing' Expectations
On Dancing with the Stars, adorably lumpy Apple cofounder Steve Wozniak pranced his way into our hearts with a broken foot. Even the judges warmed to him. No one called him a "Teletubby" this time! More » -
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#trainwrecks
A Wounded Woz Vows to Dance Through the Pain
Can anything stop Steve Wozniak, the goofy billionaire Apple cofounder who's waltzing across TV screens nationwide on ABC's Dancing With the Stars? Apparently not — not a roasting by the judges. Not even a fractured leg. More » -
#trainwrecks
The Woz Triumphs on Dancing With the Stars Just by Showing Up
Apple cofounder Steve Wozniak made it through his routine on Dancing With the Stars without doing anything deeply tragic! Except, you know, for going on Dancing With the Stars in the first place. More » -
#trainwrecks
Nerds Squeal with Glee for Dancing with the Woz
Since Silicon Valley has so few real celebrities, why not go crazy for the ones we have: Dancing With the Stars premieres in one week with Apple co-founder (and Kathy Griffin ex) Steve "Woz" Wozniak. More »
