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more about #styles more comments → Pinekatz: Heh! Small-minded thinking. Trust me, I know of this. Hyperbaric chambers are what you need if you've come up from deep-sea diving and have the nit... more » Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Ladies, may I recommend the kapibaric chamber: [www.h5.dion.ne.jp] more » bishplz: WTF is a thigh lift? more » HereComesMyBaby: Here's my monthly maintenance: Eyebrow threading twice a month: $10 total (I know! It is amazing!) Taking showers sometimes Um really that's about it. more » Nic Fit: Most men will give you a facial for free...ha ha ha shutup Nic Fit. more » tammyfey: All those labial reconstruction dreams dashed for now, alas! more » jiminy.peep: I for one am cutting back on hookers, blow, and my New York Times subscription. Also, I stopped bathing and getting out of bed, but that really has ... more » uninspired: Cosmetic surgery is going to become the new S.U.V. Great...in five years we'll need to bail out the cosmetic surgeon industry. more » Hydroceph: If silly and stupid people want to spend money on that crap, who cares? Plastic surgeons have to eat, too. more » Mount_Prion: I wish I didn't have to spend so much on my monthly maintenance. Problem is, I like electricity too much. more » BookishLookish: Anyone over the age of 14 who cannot take care of her own body is either mentally deficient or lazy. more » gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy: Buttocks implants are known to make you a more well-rounded person. more » Miss-Pringle: A really high, tight ponytail would save this woman a good 50 thou a year. Plus, youthful. more » bluebears: "Cosmetic surgery is going to become the new S.U.V., something that you can do without, that is less justifiable for you AND YOUR FAMILY," um...when i... more » hypocriteoath: I can promise to stop shaving and grow a sweet recession beard. beyond that, I guess I could stop clipping my toenails. What can I say, I'm naturally ... more » -
#recessionomics
Fancy Ladies Acknowledge Recession By Letting Themselves Go
Certain ladies once spent thousands monthly on "maintenance." But what a difference a global recession makes! The same people who claimed they simply couldn't live without their Botox are now deriding it as an extravagant waste.
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