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more about #suesimmons more comments → moneyries: Ah, new slogan of the summer. more » Spirit Fingers: I am officially the Sue Simmons raging outburst police, and I must correct you. Gangsta Sue said undeniably, "The Fuck Are You Doing?!" which is eve... more » badasscat: The more I think about it, the more I think he actually meant to say "cooking". "Plucking" still doesn't make sense, but "cooking" at least meshes wi... more » God: FINALLY! Finally someone understands the true purpose of chickens. When I made chickens, I didn't mean for them to be mindlessly squandered on sandwic... more » NewsBunny: As long as the chicken and Ernie are both adults, what's the problem? Think Gonzo and Camilla. Man, this world has to loosen up. more » The_Lovely_Miss_Bronx: "Keep f*ing that chicken!" is going to be my new go-to phrase: at work, on the train, ordering at Starbucks, passing the collection basket in church .... more » wholenuther: I might watch local news if someone teamed up this guy, Sue Simmons, Don Rickles and Captain Morgan. more » Trai_Dep: It's good to see an anchorman who thinks of the chicken's needs rather than selfishly finishing then making the hen sleep in the wet spot. more » Dominant Glee Club: If Arnold Diaz does a "Shame Shame Shame!" segment on this, I may ascend to the next tier of existence. more » Michael Dukakis: That's my new catch phrase. Work got you down, Keep fuckin' that chicken. Days been tough? Keepfuckin' that chicken! more » pureblarney: Is this guy drunk? Or just undersexed? Or both? more » Aaron Altman: Every time Enrie Anastos curses, an angel gets its wings, breasts and thighs. more » Dr. Nut: Is it possible he meant to say "plucking" and the wrong word came out? Just a thought. more » Sandogg: God how I hate anchors. They're such wooden, plastic people. I could never fathom interacting with them as normal human beings. more » RandomLunatic: Kind of amazed grandpa's favorite saying was more widely known than I realized. more » -
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NY Fox News Anchor Anastos: 'Keep F—king That Chicken.'
When New York news anchors mess up, they mess up big! Remember Sue Simmons and her "What the fuck are you doing here" outburst? Well, Fox 5 anchor Ernie Anastos puts her to shame. More » -
