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more about #suri more comments → limber: Joe Francis tells drunk women to take their clothes off, he gets millions. Sparkly Vampire tells insane woman same, and he gets trouble. World gone ... more » thatgirlinnewyork: clicking on a suri cruise item seems as low as one can go, until one does and discovers that this toddler wears slingback heels. closer to xenu, or he... more » A Message To Rudy: So have girls reduced the number of instances they have gone wild? more » mommas-boy: It's refreshing to see that Dakota Fanning has blossomed into a seemingly normal, gorgeous young woman. She could have ended up taking the Lohan route... more » gawkimo: I am in my middle 30s. No matter how old Dakota Fanning gets, any prurient thoughts about her makes me either a ped, a perv or a prick. more » PaisleyPajamas: Does Joe Francis understand that you cannot discharge debt owed to the IRS in a bankruptcy? If this loser is allowed to file for bankruptcy with the ... more » NigelAstydameia: Funny how even Kirstie Alley's insults involve eating something. more » DahlELama: I always thought a cleaned-up Tommy Lee was the one meant for Pammy. YES. I can't help but believe these two are soulmates and hope that they'll fin... more » KikiCanuck: I think we all need to spend some time seriously thinking about how Kirstie Alley knows how men behave when you bite their dicks off. Also a little ir... more » Mo MoDo: Great. Now I'm going to have "Cherry Bomb" stuck in my head as the soundtrack to all my 70s era girl on girl fantasies. Oh, wait. I already do. more » Private Hangnail: With the illegally taped peephole videos I send out I'm always sure to call them [Insert Celebrity]'s Hot Naked Butt. I find the intense feelings of v... more » DevilsAvocadoRedux: "Joe Francis plans to file for bankruptcy today" Well, isn't that just the choc-dipped cherry to top off my already perfect day? Oh..."(1) Why does ... more » Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: Those Jolie-Pitt kids really are snappy dressers! And I love seeing young girls actually wearing pants; trés cool! more » JoaquinPhoenix's Hairstylist: They gave Shiloh a tan??! more » bytememehard: I'd rather see a photo with his dad's basket. more » -
#gossiproundup
Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning Have Made Out
Kristen Stewart's corruption of Dakota Fanning is complete, Joe Francis is filing for bankruptcy, and Kirstie Alley says Conan "acts like I bit his dick off." Thursday's gossip has castration anxiety. More » -
#coverlies
OK! Magazine's Photoshop Playdate
OK!'s cover this week shows Suri Cruise and Shiloh Jolie-Pitt on an adorable playdate! Now, let's look at the two separate photos they stitched together to create this Frankenstein-like Photoshop:
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#katieholmes
Toys, Tot and a Fembot
[Trapped cult wife Katie Holmes carries daughter Suri, one toy monkey and two babydolls in New York City last night; image via X17] More » -
