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more about #suricruise more comments → HenryLovesFonzie: Hey Efron - Your career goal should be to star in a movie that isn't a fucking remake. (Or a made for TV Disney movie.) It's called reading scripts. more » katekate is squared: That item about Scott Stapp and Kid Rock has assured I will never be horny again. Also I'll never be able to keep a meal down again. more » Trulymadlyme: Nothing kills a friendship like balls touching. more » katastic: Wait, wait- Creed had groupies?!! more » kappakappaspankme: Suri:Katie Holmes::Pursedog:Paris Hilton more » Pope John Peeps II: The whole Susan Boyle thing is awful and hurts my soul. She's a purely mediocre karaoke singer who rose to fame as basically a carnival sideshow. It's... more » Private Hangnail: Christians get blowjobs? I thought they only had marital, missionary sex through a hole in a copy of Going Rogue. more » Tart of Darkness: Nice analogy...uh metaphor...uh comparison on the Miss Havisham/Susan Boyle thing. Did she bring her cat? more » Matt Cherette: SJP probably looked tired because she'd been up for three days straight on a binge. "Coke Mom," anyone? more » MisterHippity: Katy's boobies are already all over the internet. She didn't need to send that guy pics - could've just sent him the hyperlinks. more » scroll_lock: I refuse to believe that SJP was ever, EVAH with JFK, Jr. It's just not possible. On another note, OOOOOHHHH that Oliver Hudson! more » TableNein: SJP may have one foot in the grave, but the other three seem pretty stable. more » son of spam: Get your rest, SJP! We can't have you going tits up on us. more » DeadliestSin: The snarky side of me wants to curse Suri Cruise... but then I remember that she'll probably end up like Lindsay Lohan, and I feel much better. more » dado: I hope Kill Bill 3 gives autoerotic asphyxiation wide berth. more » -
#gossiproundup
Things Got Awkward After Kid Rock and Scott Stapp Made a Sex Tape
Scott Stapp denies that a tour bus video of him and Kid Rock is a sex tape, Jon Gosselin relinquishes primary custody, Suri Cruise has the worst time of her life at The Lion King. Welcome to Monday gossip. More » -
#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Jen Waits For Brad To Text; Tom's Secret Scientology Van
If it's Wednesday, it's Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I comb through tabloids, untangling knots of gossip! This week: Aniston's unprotected sex with Mayer while waiting for Brad; Tom Cruise's creepy black van; Twilight fanfic. [Jezebel] -
#gossiproundup
Sex Will Be Sarah Jessica Parker's Demise
Being a movie star — or motherhood — makes Sarah Jessica Parker look sleepy. TLC learns its Gosselin lesson. Quentin Tarantino loves sequels. And Katy Perry teaches us the power of tit-pics. TGIF, you attractive devils! It's your gossip roundup! More » -
#predictions
Incest Revelations Will Be Nothing in the Future of Celebrity Biographies
Mackenzie Phillips is setting the media ablaze with her revelation that she had sex with her father. Having come this far, just what will celebrity biographies have to confess to get attention a decade from now? Here's a preview! More » -
#vanityplates
Suri Cruise is Riding Around L.A. on a Gold Lexus
A tipster in Los Angeles just sent us this picture, snapped from his car on Los Feliz Blvd., right up the street from Scientology's Mission of Los Feliz. So, who was driving the car? More » -
#savedbythebeldar
Suri Cruise Goes to Alien School
The child found inside a comet by actors Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes will turn three this week, then be shipped off to a strict Scientology school, as it is her father's most ancient religion. More » -
#gossiproundup
Lindsay Lohan Breakup Confirmed by Lohan, Locksmith, Police
Farewell, last season's Suri Cruise fashions. Goodbye, Amy Winehouse's bathing suit. Adieu, humanoid version of Lauren Conrad. And so long, LiLo and SamRon's fairytale romance. More » -
#gossiproundup
Twinkly Jonas Brother Latest Celebrity in Slanty-Eyed Photo Disgrace
The return of China-eyes. Jen Aniston, miserable. What's new? Katy Perry gets peed on, while the Octomom remains bewildered and horrible. Plus, Twilight!!! More » -
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#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Shiloh & Suri Forced To Be Friends; Katie Forced To Diet
It's Wednesday, so it's time for Midweek Madness. Did Brad make a move on the nanny? Is Katie starving herself for Scientology? Have Suri and Shiloh ever met? The tabloids ask and answer. [Jezebel] -
#opencaption
Katie Introduces Suri To Her New Sister
[Katie Holmes with her daughter Suri, the world's most powerful baby, in New York today. I'm sorry, that kid is so cute. Image via Bauer-Griffin]
