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more about #susanboyle more comments → gobblegirl: The pressure's on, so I'm going to make an official statement: I have not slept with Tiger Woods. So that's one girl down. more » atotalcad: I'd hit it, tape it and spank it while watching the playback. more » cpjones: The only ones that keep track of D or C list status are Kathy Griffin and the CDaN gossip guy. more » amoureuse est heureuse: Sing it Tiger: Course I love you.. I love all y'all Hehehe, hehehe, f'real I love girls, girls, girls, girls Girls, I do adore Yo put your numb... more » Fuzzy Dunlop: In other Woods news, a mystery lady says through her layer . . . Wouldn't that be Woods himself? more » Tart of Darkness: It's way early for me here on the west coast so forgive me for being extremely amused at the idea that women are going around "not denying" they had s... more » Tart of Darkness: No. seriously, I swear this is true. Ever since Tiger Woods' "car accident" the photos that are used to illustrate stories about them show him to be ... more » Pope John Peeps II: Susan Boyle does it to herself. Nobody cares about that carnival sideshow anymore. Her eventual total breakdown and institutionalization will be treat... more » Uncle_Billy_Slumming: You find some dirt in the tips and then go google around for other links to post and neglect to credit the tipster? Classy, Nikki Finke! more » intime: Take the money and run Susan! And while you're running - remember that we love you. Spend the rest of your life doing whatever you want to do. Make... more » Morne: Can we please stop treating the Daily Mail like a serious news publication? It seems like every time the blogs report on something written in the Mail... more » bens: Take a woman who is admittedly "slow," has never been able to have a job, a boyfriend, moved out of her house, or complete rudimentary education; thro... more » themediatrix: I'm sorry, I really like Susan. But I can't help but notice how, in this particular photo, she looks a little like Jack Black. more » pureblarney: Redacted because of the first comment below... more » Kitten_Witawip: Where are her label's reps? This is not a UK holiday and they are completely dropping the ball here. more » -
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Now a Porn Star 'Won't Deny' That She Had Sex With Tiger, Too
Who hasn't slept with Tiger Woods? An actress who debuted in The Wonder Years, then went on to OMG Stop Tickling Me joins Tiger's stable; Lohan looks surprisingly hot in a faux-threesome; reality stars eat rats. Monday gossip ahoy! More » -
#idreamedanightmare
Susan Boyle Is Cracking Again
Congratulations, celebrity-industrial complex, it looks like you've sucked another relatively defenseless human into your boom-and-bust cycle of fame, crash, rehab, and relapse. And who can blame her. More » -
#traderoundup
Jersey Shore: Racist Against Italians?
There was a time when it meant something to be racist against Italians. These days, no one bats an eye if you make an "A-pizza pie!" joke. Except this Italian-American organization has drawn the line at MTV's Jersey Shore.
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Things Got Awkward After Kid Rock and Scott Stapp Made a Sex Tape
Scott Stapp denies that a tour bus video of him and Kid Rock is a sex tape, Jon Gosselin relinquishes primary custody, Suri Cruise has the worst time of her life at The Lion King. Welcome to Monday gossip. More » -
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Sharon Osbourne Thinks Susan Boyle Resembles a Hairy Orifice
She said "god bless her" afterwards, so it's OK that rockstar wifey Sharon Osbourne ridiculed Susan Boyle in a truly filthy way that will be forever seared in my memory, right? More » -
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Melanie Griffith Is Bad and Good at Rehab
Melanie Griffith's drying out, an Amy Winehouse love letter sparks a lawsuit and Robin Williams may channel Susan Boyle. That — and more — in your Tuesday morning Gossip Roundup. Delicious! More » -
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Lindsay Lohan Having Awful Week Of Unintended Confiscation
Lindsay Lohan's house may have been broken into, live! Katie Holmes inspired creepy Scientology fashion lines. Charles Dickens was a ladies' man's momma's boy. Jeremy Piven: alive. Bill Clinton: bedbugged. Anna Paquin: nekkid. Presenting your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup: More » -
#shedreamedadream
Susan Boyle Goes Glam For Harper's Bazaar
Okay, so maybe it's not the Brigadoon fantasia we envisioned. But in her first magazine photo shoot, for September's Harper's Bazaar, the Scottish songbird was looking pretty sharp. And all her looks are online: [Jezebel] -
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Susan Boyle's Campaign to Win Next Year's Razzie
Eking out a 16th minute, housefrump-turned-household-name Susan Boyle sits with Today to voice soundbits with all the enthusiasm of a funeral director. Once more, with feeling, Suze! And Cowell, send her to Lee Strasberg, stat!
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#returnofthegangsta
Finally: Susan Boyle Sings At Wembley Arena
Susan Boyle - who's had to cancel performance after performance on the Britain's Got Talent tour due to "exhaustion" - finally managed to take the stage tonight at England's famed WembleyStadiumArena. How'd she fare? More » -
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Aaden Gosselin Is Not Meaty Enough To Sate The Ratings Deities
A child of Jon and Kate Gosselin is injured after an unsuccessful sacrificial offering to Nielsen gods by TLC. Madonna's child caper! Susan Boyle: distraught. Harry Potter and Radiohead? Yeezey's girlfriend! Presenting your Sunday morning gossip roundup. Happy Father's Day! More » -
#watershedmoments
Simon Cowell Admits To Being Part Of The Susan Boyle Problem
Susan Boyle's lightspeed ascension to fame and inversely proportional emotional well-being has been utterly tragic. But: in what might be a watershed pop culture moment, Simon Cowell has admitted some culpability and taken responsibility in a newspaper editorial. More » -
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The Leighton Meester Sex Tape You've All Been Waiting For
Someone is shopping a tape of Leighton Meester boning an ex-boyfriend, Robert Pattinson gets hit by a cab, Jennifer Garner tries to breakup Ben Affleck and Kevin Smith, Susan Boyle goes bonkers again and Beyonce screws over a club owner.
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Megan Fox is Totally, Painfully Single
Megan Fox affirms that she's single and looking, Sienna Miller claims to have never been on a date or had a one-night stand, Susan Boyle is suffering from exhaustion, and Jon and Kate celebrate their anniversary apart. More » -
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The Exceeding Exhaustion Of Susan Boyle
Susan Boyle's "exhausted" again, Dustin Lance Black's sorry, Cindy Adams knows where you should hide your cash, Prince Harry's dating a floozy, and Salman Rushdie's a third boob. Oh, and: Ron Burkle and whores. Here's your Sunday morning gossip roundup: More » -
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Kate Gosselin And The Bounce House Of Death
Kate Gosselin angrily eats a popsicle, inflating a Bounce House of Death. Susan Boyle's back, bitch! So is Britain-Bound Britney. And someone makes a dumb pun involving Paris Hilton and a hard-on. Presenting your Saturday morning gossip roundup: More » -
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Paris Hilton's Tainted Goods Are Back on the Market
Paris Hilton dumps her toolish boyfriend, Shia LaBeouf issues a statement to let everyone know he's not boning his mother, Victoria Beckham's nipples tour London, Jessica Alba is under investigation for vandalism, and Jeremy Piven preaches about mercury poisoning. More » -
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Lindsay Lohan Stalks Her Way Back Into Samantha Ronson's Hair
Lindsay Lohan's stalking of Samantha Ronson brings them back together, Anne Hathaway prepares to play Judy Garland on Broadway, NBC denies the Speidi torture allegations, Susan Boyle seems to have found sanity, and the Gosselin's get investigated for animal abuse. More » -
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Ashlee Simpson Gets Downright Trashy at a Party in LA
Ashlee Simpson got drunk at a party and made a spectacle of herself by screaming at Pete Wentz's ex Michelle Trachtenberg, Brad Pitt shares hygiene secrets, Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush marriage rumors swirl, and Chris Pine dumped Audrina Patridge. More » -
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Amy Winehouse Eats Tequila Shots for Breakfast
Today in celebrity fluff: Amy Winehouse is a morning drinker, Eminem was robbed, Lindsay Lohan storms through London, Simon Cowell reaches out to help Susan Boyle, Lily Allen has a nip slip, and Paris Hilton may get married this summer. More »
