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more about #tabloids more comments → TheMac: I don't find Andrea Peyser particularly racist; just annoying, presumptuous, and judgmental in the way some white people can be when talking about non... more » A Pimp Named DaveR: Is this the sequel to "Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute"? more » boobookitt: But you missed the Good News in her column! Catholic priests molest children at a rate NO HIGHER than the general population. Yay? more » plasticene: Is it racist every time you say anything about a person of color? Just asking. more » A Message To Rudy: You can clearly read it in that cat's eyes: Please, for the love of God, someone get me the hell out of here. This bitch is crazy. more » scroll_lock: Sneak peek at Peyser's column tomorrow: "Idi Amin was a black father of something like, I don't know- 40 or so children who were also black. They were... more » Swifter: JA in five years. more » i_cant_think_up_a_scrn_name: That picture of her is unfortunate, its plainly obvious she was beat around the head and shoulders with an ugly stick. And whats up with the stupid f... more » scroll_lock: Yeah, because Johnny Depp wants to hit that dried up walking overbite. He'll be crushed. more » kentuckienne: Take Federico Grullon. He won't allow his three kids to leave the house. "No friends. You go to school to get your work done, then come home," he sai... more » Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: "And there did exist fathers before Hymietown became so colored." more » Iamdoingit: I read this and knew in my heart that you would post on it. What a horrible woman. Why is she not asked to apologize for this offensive crap. more » Botswana Meat Commission FC: The United Jewish Appeal has started Connect to Care, which already has given more than 8,000 needy Jews financial services, job help and mental-healt... more » adiam7: Isn't her swearing off men like Palin swearing off NOW? Like Beck swearing off the Society of Professional Journalists more » momof3wildkids: "There do exist real fathers." ACK. more » -
#sexytime
Andrea Peyser, Lesbian Racist
Whether you think tabloid sex columnist Andrea Peyser is sexxxy or supersexxxy, you must marvel at her hat trick in today's column: Perpetrating the most pedestrian racist stereotypes against black people and Jews, and coming out as a lesbian.
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#tabloids
Hot Foot Hottie Had Dirty Doorman Fetish
Sexxxy wealthy foot model Christina Ambers marrying a doorman at her fancy building: A heartwarming story of love overcoming class barriers. Finding out Ambers previously dated another doorman: What a low-class slut. Tabloid law: Unbreakable. [NYDN] -
#classwar
Hot Foot Hottie and Poor Hubby Need More Money Cause Board's Crummy
A hot sexxxy foot model's hot feet got too hot for her fancy Upper East Side neighbors, once she married a hot doorman in her building, alleges the hottest new tabloid class war story to hit hot type! More » -
#justice
Andrea Peyser Hopes Ugly Fat Lady Just Dies
If you're a sexxxy lady, reactionary New York Post sex columnist Andrea Peyser will rhapsodize about your long, smooth legs. But if you're an ugly, fat, liberal lady (by Peyser standards), Andrea Peyser wishes you death. Lonely, ugly, fat death. More » -
#scandals
Guest at Horny Sex Hotel Assumes Rape Included in Price
The tabloids love the sexy nude people parading in front of the windows of the Standard Hotel overlooking the High Line (an 8.5 on the Post Shamelessness Scale, btw). Now, the guests are trying to rape the housekeepers. Evolution.
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#tabloids
We Must Save The New York Post
After an all-too-brief period as King of the Tabloids, the New York Post's circulation is cratering. Could the "Scurrilous Money-Losing Yellow Tabloid Propped Up By a Rich Foreign Patron" formula be on the wane? Everyone must pitch in to help! More » -
#andreapeyser
Sex-Crazed Columnist Rants Against Sex Rehab. Typical Addict Behavior.
Sexxxy New York Post sex columnist and chief purveyor of thinly-veiled sexy bisexual fantasies Andrea Peyser knows this "Sex addict rehab" thing is for quitters. Take your sex rehab and shove it up the hole of your choice, sexy celebs! More » -
#berniemadoff
Bernie Madoff, Prison Brawler
Incarcerated real estate bellwether Bernie Madoff reportedly got into a fist-throwing prison brawl! Which could more accurately be characterized as "two elderly men poking each other angrily while discussing financial strategies." Assuming it actually happened. Gang war!
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#davidletterman
Letterman Scandal Shock: Fling Caused Love Letters, Anger
The Sexy Middle-Aged Man Interoffice Romance Scandal continues apace! Today in salacious pieces of information relating to David Letterman and the woman he smooched and her crazy boyfriend: A blackmail motive! Lusty letters! And a good guess at who's leaking!
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#titfortat
Letterman Totally Cuckolded His Extorter
The David Letterman Sexy Scandal has yet more "sordid" mundane details to be wrung out of it. Details about sex, between David Letterman and a lady! The same lady, Stephanie Birkitt. But more incidences of sex!
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#journalismism
Commie Reds Write Shoddy Heds. Body Bags and Hotties' Beds!
It was inevitable that someone smarter than us would go ahead and open up a journalism school that teaches kids how to write for tabloids. But the Russians? We're ashamed of ourselves. More » -
#journalismism
Thanks, But No Thanks: Annie Le's Funeral
Murdered Yale student Annie Le's funeral was today. I wasn't going to write anything about it, because, you know, not a story. Not even a footnote. Apparently, I'm wrong:
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#usa
Sexxxy Cat Lady Arrests Dirty Foreigner
On top of everybody else, another person who's not gonna stand for this Mo-mar Khadafy character and his smelly Libyan camel brigade is Andrea Peyser, sexxxy patriotic American (USA). More » -
#mediacrack
Maybe the New York Post Will Not Murder Hippie Spoofers After All
In your warming Tuesday media column: The New York Post softens its stance on the Fake NYP, foolish kids flock to J-schools, a few magazines do not so poorly, and NYT stock is for sale! More » -
#yalemurder
Grisly Annie Le Scoop False, Say Cops
Yesterday the New York Post ran a gruesome update on the Annie Le murder, saying that Le's killer "broke the bones and mangled the body" before stuffing her into a wall. New Haven cops say: False.
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#stunts
New York Post Acting Wack (Updated)
Volunteers handing out today's Fake New York Post outside of the Post's headquarters at the News Corp building "were detained by police and their papers were confiscated," according to witnesses. Lame, New York Post. Super lame. UPDATE: NYP statement below. More » -
#badideas
Ashley Dupre's Tabloid Symbiosis
Ashley Dupre and the New York Post have finalized their deal: Ashley will give the Post exclusive interviews and sexxxy exclusive photo shoots in hooker heels. In return, they'll play like they're on her side. Everybody wins, except Ashley Dupre!
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#kristindavis
Scary Spitzer Madam Also Wants to Talk About Spitzer Scandal, Again
Just when you thought the New York Post had covered every possible imaginary angle of Spitzer Hooker Scandal, Round Two, you find out that they ignored the provocative take of Kristin Davis, the "Manhattan Madam!" She has things to say! More » -
#thejews
The Latest Iconic 'Jews With Guns'
Campy Jewish Self-Defense Squad to the rescue! Of the news cycle! Where does today's instantly classic New York Post cover of NYC's most self-serious gun-totin' rabbis rank in the canon of Pop Culture Jews With Guns? More » -
#sexwars
Womankind's Imaginary Feud With Ashley Dupre
Uh oh, do you know who in make-believe land is now upset with soul singer Ashley Dupre? All the women of New Jersey and also New York! And also Andrea Peyser! More »
