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more about #teens more comments → kimsama: Whoa, wait a minute..."the drama...debuts tonight"? Are TV execs ordering up hits so that they can shill their shows in newspaper crime stories, now?... more » ampersandparade: Yes, now that they've nabbed Ahmadinejad, their PR problems are behind them. What a coup! more » Lulubell: Maybe I'm missing something, but how, exactly, do you soak a tampon and then insert it? Or is that not what is happening here? more » SidAndFinancy: It's even worse when you get outside of Phoenix. They're drinking Falstaff in Flagstaff. Licking toads in Grasshopper Junction. Drinking Vicks 44 in V... more » o-line: When did Jon Gosselin grow sideburns and trade his Ed Hardy for a Che? more » Foster Kamer: Actually, Arizona kids are pretty fucked up. I was in a youth group region of Vegas, Arizona, and Salt Lake City. You'd think the Vegas kids or the SL... more » i'm a bottle: I remember in Juliette by the Marquis de Sade, there's an episode where they perform a black mass in a church, and the Catholic bretheren perform an e... more » City_Dater: Why can't they just DRINK the alcohol and furiously suck a handful of Tic-Tacs before submitting to a parental breath sniff, as their parents no doubt... more » irishflyesq: This looks a lot like my mid-to-late 90's dorm rooms. Except we had Irish flags and Union Jack t-shirts, for some reason. more » Schadenfriend: I moved to Arizona because I found Florida too classy. more » BookishLookish: Can't they just huff glue and dry hump like regular kids? Jesus, Arizona, don't get above your raisin'. more » allyzay: When I lived in Arizona as a teenager, everyone just did crystal meth like respectable people -- what the hell happened?! more » Slackferno: Please understand that the assload of crazy coming out of Arizona of late is concentrated to the giant puss-filled zit in the middle of the state that... more » wrongneighborhood: I feel need to somehow defend my home state. We have pretty sunsets. And a lizard that shoots blood from its eyes. That's all I have. more » Spirit Fingers: Um, HamNo, I'm gonna go ahead and say that in that picture it really must be you. And let me also say that Denton isn't paying you guys nearly enough ... more » -
#crime
Essex House Murder Gets Tenuous Celebrity Angle
As if the fancy Essex House doesn't have enough PR problems with a staff member accused of drunkenly murdering a businesswoman, it turns out that a semi-celebrity was also in danger! It's not affecting business, though. Chill out. More » -
#omg
Arizona Children as Young as 12 Think Vodka Red Bull Anus Tampons Are 'Cool'
Arizona has been on a crazy streak this week. Judge not, coastal elites; if you had vodka in your tampons and crystal meth in your highlighter, you'd be crazy too. More » -
#partyintheusa
Strip Club Disapproves Of Miley's Crappy Pole-Dancing
This morning, we received an email from NYC strip club Scores, condemning Miley Cyrus' "indecent, underage behavior," since no one asked. Houston, we have a problem. [Jezebel] -
#maghag
5 Reasons To Worry About Taylor Momsen
Sixteen-year-old Taylor Momsen landed the September cover of Teen Vogue, and in an interview, the actress known as Gossip Girl's Little J says some things that have us wondering if she's going to turn out okay. [Jezebel] -
#gawkerbookclub
Lauren Conrad's New Novel L.A. Candy: Lights, Camera, Promotion!
Sigh. We warned you this day would come. Lauren Conrad, the moon-faced star of MTV's The Hills, is set to release her first young adult novel. And her former intern haunt Teen Vogue has an excerpt. More » -
#republicans
Andrea Peyser Condemns the Following Hot Teen Sex Acts
You can always tell how kinky a Republican is by how vociferously they condemn whatever they secretly love, which maybe is why Andrea Peyser is writing about violent teen sex now. More » -
#kidsthesedays
Let's Talk Inanely About Hot Teen Sex!
"For those over 30 years old: hooking up is a casual sexual encounter with no expectation of future emotional commitment." So begins another god damn op-ed about wet, wild youngster sex. More » -
