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more about #thatselitist more comments → skahammer: Hill staffers might be mainly just screwing and hiring one another in a giant inbred clusterfuck, but everyone likes to maintain hope of one day naili... more » Aaron Altman: CTREPINTERN: Hey all! MTSENATORINTERN: Yo! IowasFinestCongressIntern: Wassup? SchumerInternHalp!: Hey,guys. CTREPINTERN: Whatchall up to? MTSENATORINT... more » Botswana Meat Commission FC: I look forward to the May cover story: Doberman Pinschers or Electricty? Keeping The Riff-Raff Out more » Rumpelstilskin: At long last, a magazine to celebrate the amazing, prescient, judgment-giving Mary Worth. I will get my new,clean hundred dollar bills ready. Long liv... more » lobstr: There are some cool design mags that are insanely priced.. some well above $20 -- like "HOW" who routinely has a special issue of some sort that runs... more » MisterHippity: The newsstand price is $20 for people with a net worth of less than $2 million, but whose income is above the poverty level. If your income is below t... more » Disco-Johnson: Haha their fucked. My boss has a home he bought in Westport, CT for $1.9M 3 years ago and qualifies (and owns a home in IL). I hope he gets it, they d... more » Rasselas: Christ, what a toolbox. Racism is "really,really, really fucked"? The devil you say, rebel son! more » eatsshootsleaves: How much do you want to bet that one of those [[REDACTED]]s is Mickey Kaus? more » MissVolare: That Clay might be Shirky. more » graciousplum: They sound like asses but I'd pick them any day over the Jesus-humping nutcases who listen to Sean Hannity while touching themselves. more » lobstr: does Richard Branson really believe that the poors in the 3rd world, er, anywhere walk around with their arms in a perfectly clean white sling -- carr... more » lobstr: Why does Mark Zuckerberg always wear that faggy zippered sweater with the high collar? more » Trixie from Toronto: Oh look. There's Julia not drinking again. more » gladys_kravitz: Did someone invite her as a paid escort? The demure string of pearls is secret code for the pearl necklace she's offering - with the boobs that are so... more » -
#socialnetworks
New Social Network to Make Capitol Hill Socializing Even More Incestuous
National Journal has announced the development of 3121, a social network "exclusively for congressional members and staff." Because Congress is just too in touch with its constituents, and Capitol Hill workers rarely socialize together! Of course, this will fail. More » -
#therich
The Most Expensive Magazine You Can Buy Is a Wannabe
When it relaunches in May, Worth magazine will cost $20 on the newsstand. Think of the price as punishment for not being worth $2 million, the minimum to get the book free. More » -
#conspiracies
Vicious Infighting Of Media's Online Cabal
Everyone's been dying to know what goes inside the elite, secretive JournoList, a listserv for smug lefty pundits. Now we know: The same pointless flame wars you'd find on the filthy Main Street/Wasilla internets. More » -
#thatselitist
Goodbye, Sad Davos
Oh, World Economic Forum. You were even more of a grotesque than we'd imagined. We don't know whether to laugh or cry. Especially when we hear stories like these: More » -
#fromthemailbag
Michael Chabon's Wife Had Way More Inaugural Fun Than You
Ayelet Waldman, the writer and the overadoring and slightly stalky wife of Michael Chabon, emailed a lengthy account of the couple's AAA-list adventure at Barack Obama's inauguration. To 5,000 less awesome people. More » -
#thatselitist
Obama Moving In To Secret Hotel After Bush Snub
Since President Bush said he couldn't stay at the White House's secure guest residence per tradition, Barack Obama will this weekend move into a secure Washington DC hotel. The Secret Service seems nervous. More » -
#sarahpalin
Off the Campaign Dole, Sarah Palin's Hair Now Totally Shaggy!
What's the deal Sarah Palin? Is Alaska too small-time for you to bother dolling up your hair all nice like you did for the media elites? The former Republican VP nominee's locks are, in case you didn't notice, way messy since she got back to Alaska; see the photos above, taken at her Anchorage gubernatorial office and at the Anchorage airport. Why is this terrible thing happening and how do we stop it from destroying us all? More » -

