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more about #thehamptons more comments → adiam7: The coat? Loves it!!!! I don't care what he did , I need to see more pics of this sartorial gem more » Shadenfreuder: Whoa, ffs why is that oompa loompa standing a)in that coat b) in front of those model shots of skinny lads? I don't care what happened to him in some... more » dell123: This is too funny, because this is PRECISELY the type of behavior one finds at The Tides, the beachfront family pub and restaurant in K's home city of... more » phlox✔: His mom is going to be pissed when she sees all those stains* on her new heirloom coat! *Make-up, pilfered vodka/cran, tears & shame more » Muscato: The days when socialanythings didn't give themselves a bad name more or less automatically ended just about the time Edith Wharton died. But, amazing... more » Baroness: Quel Messy Mary. Get thee to Betty Ford, tout de suite. Spectacles are glasses one puts on one's face, not something one should make of one's self. ... more » iplaudius: What will happen to the "boy" who cried wolf when he actually is gay-bashed? more » plasticaisle: someone needs to get with the "program" if you know what I mean. more » clintosterholz: You know what though? If gays weren't so MARGINALIZED by society we wouldn't have to steal booze and break down into inappropriate hysterics and claim... more » Sonar Jose: A regular Omarosa Parks. more » wholenuther: At least now we know who he is. more » VoxPopuli: Does it look like he peed his pants here or is it just some weird lighting? It's probably just the pattern of the dye on the jeans, but I was reading... more » ambitious: So he's ending his career as an assy social-wiener to begin a new one as an advocate of social justice and equality for everyone, correct? Or is this ... more » StonedAndDethroned: Ugh. He's like that dude I f'ed in high school who would proclaim his heterosexuality while my dick was in one of his orifices. more » StonedAndDethroned: Leighton's item is so Blair-esque it makes my balls tingle. I approve...unless it's some sort of marketing thing. more » -
#scandal
Kristian Laliberte, Booze Thief
Yesterday we learned about socialgay Kristian Laliberte being "assaulted" by some mouth-breathing straight for unknown reasons over the weekend, inspiring Laliberte to paint himself as the gay Rosa Parks. Now we know why it happened: Laliberte stole the guy's booze! More » -
#gossiproundup
Leighton Meester's Obnoxious Behavior Causes a Scene in the Hamptons
Leighton Meester acts obnoxiously in a fancy Hamptons restaurant, Bernie Madoff boned his secretaries, Shania Twain is an Idol judge, NeNe was a stripper, Erin Andrews gets dirty for GQ, Madonna turns 51, and Sean Penn's marriage is officially over. More » -
#socialgaysinperil
Gay Foppish Dandy 'Assaulted' By Moneyed Straight in the Hamptons, Takes Stand
Socialgay Kristian Laliberte's weekend was below average. On Saturday, he was hanging out at Georgica being fabulous when someone "assaulted" him by calling him a "Jew" and a "fag." Worse, the "douche" wasn't kicked out because he's a big spender! More » -
#gossiproundup
You Cannot Stop Jude Law's Prolific Seed-Planting, You Can Only Hope to Contain It
Jude Law has knocked up an unnamed lady-friend, Mel Gibson attacks someone in a club, George Clooney has an Italian "lapdance model" by his side, Mischa Barton's friends are worried about her and Amy Winehouse's dad fakes a heart attack. More » -
#feuds
The Hamptons Magazine Snob-Off
The high society better-than-yous who summer in The Hamptons are under the impression that there is some legitimate moral stratification of Hamptons summer society magazines. They fuss and fight as if they were doing something marginally useful, or coherent! More » -
#therich
Here Are Some Revolting Hamptons People Discussing Their Revolting Hamptons Polo Fashions
Years from now, way off into the distant future, people will look back at the videos made by Plum TV, those tireless chroniclers of high society cheesedickery, and they, the future people, will wonder, "Why weren't those twatwaffles sterilized?" More » -
#omg
Hamptons People Wear T-Shirts
Things that would otherwise be boring are in fact not boring—and worthy of extended commentary by the New York Times—if they happen in The Hamptons. In The Hamptons, everything is consequential. In The Hamptons, they wear various t-shirts. More » -
#dynamicduos
Jon & Mike: The Seventh Seal of Hamptons Armageddon Has Been Broken
Our last shred of hope that the Hamptons are full of fabulous people doing wonderful things that we just can't afford has been dashed. It's confirmed that these two fratboy fameballs have been palling around in Southhampton. More » -
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#lifesimportantproblems
Technical difficulties in the Hamptons are troubling with Altarcations tonight. Phyllis is working on them!
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#crazyauntcindy
Has New York Post Gossip Columnist Cindy Adams Just Totally Lost it?
Every week, Cindy Adams puts out her Page Six gossip column, which we all love for its general old-school Manhattan eccentricity. But this one is just...unreal. Has she lost her shit? Contained herein: dogs sniffing butts, "humanoids," and the Hamptons. More » -
#summerfun
Anarchist Maniacs Burn Dollar Sign Into East Hampton High Football Field
Uh oh. Vandalism where The Other Half lives has gone wild, now that an obscure, strange, alien symbol has been incinerated into a lay of grass in the Hamptons! Prey tell, what it is?! Or who? More » -
#vacations
Frolicking in beach sand will sicken you with fecal contamination. Just give up.
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#dramainthehamptons
Guest of a Guest's Rachelle Hruska's Wild Hamptons Night
Uh oh. Guest of a Guest blogger Rachelle Hruska just Twittered that she spent the end of her July 4th celebration filing a police report in the Hamptons this morning. So: what happened? The mysterious Twitter and answer, here! More » -
#therich
The Hamptons: Still Sucking
Everybody already knows that the Hamptons is the universe's vortex of suck, but here's another reason why: Restaurant/club owners who, as a method of crowd control, roll up the awning sheltering the crowd outside waiting for tables during a downpour.
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#crime
Rudy Giuliani's Bridgehampton Heckler Speaks Out
Yesterday, former New York City mayor, failed presidential candidate, and perpetual asshole Rudy Giuliani was publicly heckled by a guy in Bridgehampton. Naturally, Rudy had the guy arrested. And now the heckler speaks to us!
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#douchetotems
Dude There's This Axe Body Spray Club in The Hamptons With So Many Sluts, I Swear
Haha, we know exactly what to make of this: Axe Body Spray is sponsoring a nightclub in the Hamptons for the whole summer. Brah: More » -
#recessionomics
Times: Hamptons Just Like Us, Cutely Conserving for "Thrifty" Summer
People in higher income brackets: they're just like us. For example, they're still going to The Hamptons this summer, but they're going to be toning it down. What, you've heard this story before? More » -
#recessionomics
Shoveling Sand in Hamptons is the Last Job Left
How bad is the recession? So bad that it's 'eroding' the 'foundation' of real estate in the Hamptons! No seriously, a billionaire's beach house is literally sliding into the ocean. And it gets worse! More »
