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more about #thehills more comments → scroll_lock: Kenny Loggins has really let himself go. more » nellicat: "happier in the end." heh heh. more » miss_msry: Philip Seymour Hoffman as L. Ron Hubbard? Tommy Boy isn't gonna like this. more » unclevanya: Rupert had everything lifted but the fuzz on his drug-addled mind. And this Matt Goldberg guy keeps propping him up and cheering his point, even ahoot... more » hughman: for god's sake, don't come out like rupert. you'll be forced into a life of forgetful movies, hobnobbing with the likes of madonna and donatella versa... more » senatormayer: I know people say the Oscars are rigged and the Emmys are just what the left happen to like that year, but what the hell is wrong with the Grammys? more » bodegacat: Speaking of being gay having an affect on your career, ABC not only cancelled Adam Lambert on Jimmy Kimmel, they cancelled him on New Year's Rockin' E... more » phlox✔: Hello Darling, Aren't You Working? more » Airvault: Also: MGMT for Best New Artist. And "Kids," that Target jingle, over "Electric Feel" for Best Pop Song? For shame. more » Airvault: Rupert Everett's gay?!?! more » The Dewd: I was subjected to a forced viewing of this show yesterday, and marveled at the sheer banality of the non-problems plaguing these poor tormented creat... more » mimigoliath: I have never watched this show, but I will never forget that the five minutes I had to watch before the MTV Movie Awards this summer were instantly re... more » MincnglyWhrdL'mer: why does justin bobby have two first names? seriously? more » metoometoo: I swear to God, I downloaded Comic Life a couple of months ago, specifically to create recaps of The Hills for my blog. But after messing around with ... more » Awesome X: I'm thankful for this. more » -
#traderoundup
Rupert Everett: Gay Actors Should Stay in the Closet
Hollywood gays: Stay in the closet! That's what Rupert Everett ("Another Country," "My Best Friend's Wedding") told the UK's Guardian. Even though you may be happier in the end, your career will suck, which is the most important thing. More » -
#recaps
The Hills: Comic Book Adventures in Finale Land
Sadly another season of this show has come and gone. Like most episodes, nothing happened, but the plot still seemed to progress. That's why we translated the action into serial comic form. It's later, the same day... More » -
#recaps
The Hills: A Comic Book Adventure in Las Vegas
On The Hills, nothing ever happens, but the plot still unfolds. It's like reading one of those serialized comics in the funny pages. Now you can see exactly what we mean, because we made our own.
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#recaps
The Hills: Later, The Same Day...
Nothing ever seems to happen on The Hills, yet the plot still progresses. It's like another masterpiece of serialized fiction: Apartment 3G. Ever wonder what this show would look like as a comic strip?
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#twittering
Hollywood Invents Celebrity Twittering for Dollars
When show business spots a corner of public consciousness not colonized by product placement and paid endorsements, its experts spring to work to take care of that. More » -
#recaps
The Hills: Trolls, Ogres, and Scary Godmothers
Heidi got some puppies for her birthday, but that's not enough. She has her prop neighbor child over to try to convince Spencer it's time to have kids. We know she's not ready, but she's already practicing by telling stories. More » -
#recaps
The Hills: Birthday Party Massacre
Heidi Montag can't just have any old birthday party, she has to have an extravaganza in her glass coffin and invite all the dueling princesses to come. Drama ensues. But even more exciting than the party is the preparation. More » -
#recaps
The Hills: They Tried to Make Her Go to Rehab
Getting sober is nothing to joke about, but it is the cause for some very, very serious reality television moments. Just ask Holly Montag, who refutes accusations that she is a drunk with slurry, drink-in-hand dances. More » -
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#recaps
The Hills: Text and Subtext
It happened to Paris Hilton, and now Justin Bobby's cell phone has been hacked! The internet was abuzz today with all of the text messages he's been sending. We have the full transcript and a video! More » -
#gossiproundup
The Erratic Driving Behaviors of Stephanie Pratt are a 'Universally Accessible' Thing
Stephanie Pratt, sister to creepy blondebeard Spencer, got DUI'd. Roman Polanski got out of jail! Kinda. Mickey Rourke, mobster groupie? Penn Badgley should huff paint. Pam Anderson's big train and Tommy Lee's big wang. Presenting your Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup! More » -
#recaps
The Hills: The Island of Misfit Sex Toys
What would it be like to live in a world where you are the only person with a job? Stacie The Bartender gave us a page of her diary so we could live vicariously through her. More » -
#recaps
The Hills and The City Kiss Princes to Make Frogs
There was a lot of ticking last night. Heidi's biological clock was making noise and so was the time bomb of Roxy working at People's Revolution. Oh, and Audrina was ticked off, but no one seems to care. More » -
#thehills
The Hills Will Be Crushed by The City's Brilliance
The Hills are on fire! Everyone is talking about last night's sixth season premiere, but it looks like Lauren Conrad leaving has doomed the show. Know what, who cares? The City is a million times better, anyway. More » -
#travesty
The Hills Are Alive with the Sound of Moolah
Learning about how much the stars of The Hills make will make you want to vomit. If it doesn't make you want to vomit, it will surely make you want be on TV. Both are appropriate reactions. More » -
#gettingschooled
Star Trek to Roll out Its Deadliest Weapon: Political Allegory
Remember when sci-fi movies were about blowing up aliens and attacking Godzilla? Those days are gone, my friend. Thanks to Battlestar Galactica and District 9, the genre now exists to please the intelligentsia. The latest victim, the Star Trek sequel. More » -
#gossiproundup
A Drunken Stephanie Pratt Feels the Credit Crunch
Stephanie Pratt's wallet could use a little help. Elton John's too old for kids. And Colin Farrell knocked up his girl. That and much, much more in your Tuesday morning gossip roundup! More » -
#gossiproundup
Jennifer Aniston Must Compete with Gerard Butler's War Pug for Affection
Jennifer Aniston: now eliciting tabloid sympathy. Scott Rudin: still a dick, but a funny one who hates his mother. Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart: prisoners of the vampire kingdom, which needs to go. Winehouse: mess-y. Presenting your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup: More » -
#realitychronicles
Changes Rocking The Hills Threaten to Shatter Reality/Un-Reality Continum
In news that has rocked fake-Hollywood, Audrina Patridge announced today she is leaving MTV's quasi-reality show The Hills sending industry analysts into coma-like stupors attempting to figure out what this means, or if it means anything. More » -
#opencaption
Reality Star Describes the Casting Process
[Handbags Pratt from "The Hills" in Soho today; image via Splash] -
#opencaption
"I Love It! What Is It?"
["Hills" star Kristin Cavallari greets a fan outside the MTV studios; image via Splash]
