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more about #thejews more comments → TheMac: I don't find Andrea Peyser particularly racist; just annoying, presumptuous, and judgmental in the way some white people can be when talking about non... more » A Pimp Named DaveR: Is this the sequel to "Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute"? more » plasticene: Is it racist every time you say anything about a person of color? Just asking. more » A Message To Rudy: You can clearly read it in that cat's eyes: Please, for the love of God, someone get me the hell out of here. This bitch is crazy. more » scroll_lock: Sneak peek at Peyser's column tomorrow: "Idi Amin was a black father of something like, I don't know- 40 or so children who were also black. They were... more » Swifter: JA in five years. more » scroll_lock: Yeah, because Johnny Depp wants to hit that dried up walking overbite. He'll be crushed. more » Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: "And there did exist fathers before Hymietown became so colored." more » Iamdoingit: I read this and knew in my heart that you would post on it. What a horrible woman. Why is she not asked to apologize for this offensive crap. more » Botswana Meat Commission FC: The United Jewish Appeal has started Connect to Care, which already has given more than 8,000 needy Jews financial services, job help and mental-healt... more » adiam7: Isn't her swearing off men like Palin swearing off NOW? Like Beck swearing off the Society of Professional Journalists more » momof3wildkids: "There do exist real fathers." ACK. more » BowlingForDollars: She can say anything she wants. I credit her and Tina Fey with helping the American public avoid four more years of Republican tyranny by helping to t... more » Mike Jahn: She looks hot. #katiecouric more » raincoaster: BlogHer? Has this woman even been online in the past 12 months? #katiecouric more » -
#sexytime
Andrea Peyser, Lesbian Racist
Whether you think tabloid sex columnist Andrea Peyser is sexxxy or supersexxxy, you must marvel at her hat trick in today's column: Perpetrating the most pedestrian racist stereotypes against black people and Jews, and coming out as a lesbian.
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#conspiracies
Katie Couric Reveals Who Really Controls the Media
Katie Couric made a list of the "most powerful" people in media for Forbes and they're all... Jews. Kidding, only six of 11 are Jews. The real power belongs to computer nerds. Couric mentioned zero old media people. More » -
#whoops
In Which Dan Baum Annoys Every Jew He Knows
Any mass email with the subject line "Jews" is going to be trouble. That is an ironclad rule. So Dan Baum, the famously former New Yorker writer, should've maybe rethought this one. More » -
#gawkerquestionnaire
Questionnaire: Are You a Jew?
So! In foggy London town, people are wondering who is a Jew and who is not a Jew! Why can't we all be Jews? Because some Jews are more Jewy than other Jews, apparently. Are you? Find out! Question 1:
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#awful
Jon Gosselin's Public Shot at Forgiveness With Celebrity-Obsessed Rabbi Shmuley
"I feel guilty," Jon Gosselin laments to "America's Rabbi," Shmuley Boteach. Rabbi Shmuley talked to Jon on his bima about asking the world for forgiveness. We dispatched our Black Ops spy to the scene. One word: Wow. This is absurd.
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#gossiproundup
Jon Gosselin and The Jews: A Match Made In Zion
Wow. Do we have a special one today. Jon Gosselin, seeking help from a rabbi. Alex Rodriguez thinks he's a centaur. Jessica Simpson's man requirements. Lady Gaga's ballet. RobPatz's marriage prospects. Presenting your epic Halloween Morning Gossip Roundup. Get scared: More » -
#gop
South Carolina GOP: Senator DeMint Is Like a Jew Watching Our Nation’s Pennies
Two South Carolina County Republican Party chairmen defended Sen. Jim DeMint (R-S.C.) by likening him to Jews who "take care of the pennies." More » -
#foreigncorrespondents
Mediaite's Rachel Sklar('s boobs): currently in Israel trying to secure Entebbe, or something.
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#recessionomics
Rich Fat Baseball Players Steal America's Money and Food
The Way We Live Now: Drunk, hungry, and resentful. Governments want liquor companies—but why not Jewish delis? Baseball teams pay lots of money to good baseball players, sure—why not to me? Is that fair? And where's my sandwich? More » -
#oyvey
Maybe Jewish Iranian President Ahmadinejad Now Has Power To Nuke His Guilty Past
Two fun facts on stylish Jersey-Shore-via-Tehran Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad: 1. He might be Jewish. 2. Iran is now definitely capable of producing a working nuclear bomb that could basically wipe his maybe-Yid Israeli relatives out of existence. Fun! More » -
#conspiracytheory
Powerful Maybe-Muslim Sends Secret Message to Liberal Jewish Conspiracy's Ramadan
I can hear it. I hear it between the lines, man. Obama's talking to The Jews, celebrating their version of Ramadan, when they munch on their eucalyptus-like crack-snacks and plot 2010's media domination. Want to know what he's really saying? More » -
#thejews
The Latest Iconic 'Jews With Guns'
Campy Jewish Self-Defense Squad to the rescue! Of the news cycle! Where does today's instantly classic New York Post cover of NYC's most self-serious gun-totin' rabbis rank in the canon of Pop Culture Jews With Guns? More » -
#thingsweactuallylike
Gawker guest editor Natasha VC, doing retrospective reviews of bar/bat mitzvahs she's been to.
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#theunspikedfiles
Dawn of the Chimpanzee! (Relax Folks, They're Just a Metaphor)
Remember the Unspiked Files? We had almost forgotten, too! It's where we reprint worthy pieces killed by editors. Today, we have a first: a comic! Specifically, Eli Valley's Too-Hot-for-The-Forward comic comparing chimps and Israelis, metaphorically speaking. More » -
#thecrazies
NY Observer Letter-Writer's Innovative Ideas About Print, Horses, Jared Kushner, And The Jews
Every publication enjoys the "pleasure" of hearing from their readerships often, but especially from crazies, who love to write in. Today, someone's helpful ideas for the beleaguered, layoff-happy New York Observer, involving Jews, horses, and the "Heroic Destiny Squad." More » -
#gossiproundup
Britney Spears: Almost a Jew
Britney is converting to Judaism, Gwyneth is brainwashing her GOOP death cult into thinking that a cleansed colon is the way to God, Jeremy Piven preaches the horrors of fish and Katy Perry frolics in a bikini in Turkey. More » -
#controversies
Pukey Pug Hugger or Kooky Jew Boo-er?
Yesterday, Chrissie Brodigan said she was manhandled by a cop and arrested just because her pug dog threw up on the L train. But the cop says she's a raving anti-Semite! Let's explore this breathtakingly minor controversy.
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#jewishshouting
'The Ringtone of Choice Among Hip Literary Types This Summer'
This wailing ringtone featuring a horsey Philip Roth sample is still better than anything Moby came up with for New York magazine. Of course, the joke is that there are no "hip literary types." [Guardian] -
#crazies
John Birch Society Not Fooled by Past 40 Years of History
Despite the Illuminati-supported ascension of a Negro Communist to America's throne, the John Birch Society continues to boldly exist, and do things, such as oppose the New World Order, from a strip mall in Wisconsin. More » -
#sulzbergheir
Young Sulzberger Meets Evangelical Christian Nazis in Central Park
Wow. NY Times heir A.G. "The Future" Sulzberger is really having to earn his stripes. Last weekend he was dispatched to cover the Puerto Rican Day parade, and this weekend he covered the Jew/gay-haters from Westboro Baptist Church. More »
