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more about #theobamas more comments → jasonelias: It's a little more informal than I'd like but at least it's not calling anyone over 5'6 "Stretch" and crying on their shoulder when the cameras are ro... more » heywhat: Thank you for referring to as a pound! Dap is also an acceptable alternate. Stupid 'nillas, always stealing our stuff and making it less cool. Can't w... more » bytememehard: so much healthier than the germ-spreading handshake, which I always found gross and refuse to do anymore. more » meg9: Love him. Love the fist bump. I thought it was stupid at first, and when an older friend where I volunteer fist bumped me I thought it was pretty awkw... more » GitEmSteveDave_HatesFriday: The Obama's are very affectionate. They do a lot of touching, kissing, even fisting with one another! more » NoWireHangers: This proves that B. Hussein Obama has normalized a known terrorist act and that the terrorist fist jab has infiltrated all corners of American life, f... more » HiredGoons: He's going after the children! Won't somebody PLEASE think of the children! actually that's really cute. Hey Obama - let me get married! more » son of spam: And so died the fist pound. more » Colonel Mustard: I kind of love the informality of it all. I also notice that Obama has a "Bump" Face. He really puts a lot of concentration into those bumps, you guys. more » Barry Petchesky: No.9 looks like it should be a promo shot for an upcoming sitcom. I'd watch. more » Peter Feld: foursquare :: Marian R. wants to be your friend! more » misslinda: Grams is in the best position in the White House. She doesn't have the press tailing her, she doesn't have the pressure of making important decisions ... more » Lizawithazee: Well, duh, she isn't going to find a man sitting in the East Wing knitting in her rocking chair all day and night. more » Monkeyrash: The best part of reproducing is pawning your spawn on family members. That way, when they get old and do something horrible, you can say "I didn't rai... more » lookout72: You go, grandma!I'm glad the First Mother-in-Law is having some fun after all those years she spent in Chicago raising her granddaughters. more » -
#theobamas
The Terrorist Fist Jab: A Retrospective
Happy Terrorist Fist Jab Anniversary Day! On June 3, 2008, the Obamas gave each other a pound as he locked up the nomination, shocking whites everywhere. Now—as Dr. King dreamed—it's accepted. A year of Obama pounds, in photos.
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#partypeople
Mom-in-Law-in-Chief Partying Non-Stop
Presidential mother-in-law Marian Robinson didn't want to go to DC, but now she is a White House party animal. The Obamas brought her to watch the kids, but she's gone all Auntie Mame on them. More » -
#theriches
No One Will Ever Know How Much Obamas Spend on Fancy Redecorating
We have given the Obamas shit for hiring Michael Smith, the "celebrity designer" who bought John Thain's $35,000 toilet, to redecorate their fancy White House. But they will pay for it themselves, so all is forgiven! More » -
#poll
Do the Obamas Get a Class-Resentment Pass for Their White House Soirées?
The Obamas are just like us: drinking through this recession, at home! Well, not entirely like us. They're all wearing fancy clothes and they have jobs and Steve Wonder is there. More » -
#theobamas
Obamas Are America's Last Celebrities
It's weird, isn't it, that the Obamas are still on celebrity mag covers? On this week's Us, there's Michelle and the kids, next to a little sidebar with "fat" Jessica Simpson and lonely Jennifer Aniston. More » -
#publicrelations
Obamas Offer Up Kiddie Pics to Paparazzi Gods
To head off child-stalking paparazzi, the Obamas released three photos of their All-American kids getting ready for school today! They need a better photographer—but they still won't stop the PAPS. Click to go "AW."
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#housingcrisis
Obamas Find Home!
With more and more Americans out on the street, one black Chicago family, forced to move to Washington DC but denied entrance to their temporary shelter, found a place to stay this cold January. More »
