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more about #theolds more comments → miss_msry: That is no Vargas Girl. And who is she trying to kid, 57? Add 20 years to that. more » raincoaster: Where is Dominic Dunne whe- Oh, never mind. more » Mo MoDo: Pics or it didn't happen. Uh, nevermind. more » m4ximusprim3: Well, I tried. I waded in, thinking I could decipher what was going on, and got lost at about paragraph 5. What the fuck is wrong with these people? ... more » Shadowlayer: Meh, how many of these "wonder kids" we saw during the last dotcom bust a decade ago and yet we hear nothing from them nowadays? I read something abo... more » Shadowlayer: He's actually right, about ads: if you take all of the spammer shit out (which is low-yield anyway) there's just not enough ad money to fuel every new... more » Mediahohoho: I am all for less availability of NewsCorp. web sites. Starting today. #rupertmurdoch more » kimsama: You can use this genius strategy even if you have a bricks-and-mortar store: 1. Destroy all the roads to your store 2. Eliminate signs/GPS signal tha... more » Tremonius: I am interested always in the proposition that nothing can be lest it first appear in Dilbert. Like, the pointy-headed boss orders: "Run me a hard cop... more » xyzpdq: 1. That hottie interviewer is totally lickable. 2. I detest Murdoch, but the Aussie accent humanizes him. 3. I hope power is the greatest aphrodis... more » manchops: This is perhaps the saddest day ever. First we learn that Sex Goddess Andrea Peyser is only being read by a mere 500,000 people, and now we are being ... more » pufflehuff: That photo of him looks like Peep Show: The Wonder Years. He's Mark, obviously. Anyone out there I didn't lose? #danielbrusilovsky more » lmarmst: "I'll say, 'You have an amazing body. You have amazing breasts,'" he reports. The next thing you know, you'll get a picture of a breast," he says with... more » Bottle-Of-Smoke: "Brighter future" = prematurely ejaculating in his cargo pants while Meghan Asha dry-humps him. #danielbrusilovsky more » Brad Brown: Are you eyeballing me, boy? Don't you eyeball me! #danielbrusilovsky more » -
#scandals
Naked Old Rich People Sue Each Other
This Palm Beach wealthy socialite scandal/ lawsuit is a totally impenetrable thicket of rich-person backbiting, except for the key fact that it involves naked photos of a 57 year-old woman, and the widow of Dr. Atkins. Interested? Sicko. [Page2Live] -
#theolds
Old People Talking About the Internet: Rupert Murdoch Edition
Rupert Murdoch has revealed his secret plan for News Corp. to make money on the internet: Make News Corp. invisible, on the internet. Murdoch will leave The Google, rewrite copyright law, and teach you kids to stay off his lawn! More » -
#howthingswork
This 16-Year-Old Has 120,000 Twitter Followers, Brighter Future Than You
Dear redundant old-media bigwigs: Meet your eventual replacement, a 16-year-old with gigs as a professional journalist for TechCrunch, a marketing evangelist for Qik and as CEO of his own startup. Also, he's been officially endorsed by Twitter. More » -
#trendwatch
Fake Trends Morph Into Old Person Sex Thing
Here is how fake trends turn into troubling fake trends: Wooed into masculine complacency by male body lotion ads, men become metrotextual and start signing their text messages with "Kisses." Next thing you know, grandpa's sexting. More » -
#shutupnilla
Why Does Obama Want to Pay Hip-Hoppers for Their Violent Sex Talk?
The new head of the National Endowment for the Arts says that he'd like to explore government funding for hip hop culture, including rap and graffiti. Whoa, whoa. Does he know about the hoes? More » -
#andnowhesdead
Grease Is Good
Troy Smith, founder of the Sonic Drive-in chain, died this week at the age of 87. He's at least the sixth fast food mogul to die of extraordinarily old age in the past two years. One cup of grease, please. -
#edelman
Huge PR Firm Has Bunch of
Here is just the latest example of how a large PR agency can be a huge, huge, huge, hustle, staffed by hustlers, who will charge you too much money to do dumb, simple things, on the internet. Edelman! More »KidsDigital PR Strategists -
#mediaanatomy
Hugh Hefner's Old Penis Gets The Sunday Media Treatment
Heh is the overwhelming sentiment one can read every time the Times gets cocky. And by cocky, I mean: talking about penises. In this instance, it's talking about one of the oldest, most famous media penises still alive: Hugh Hefner's. More » -
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#theolds
John McCain's 97-year-old mother was hospitalized in Portugal after a fall in the street.
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#healthcrisis
Is The Swine Flu Vaccine Gonna Kill Us All? Answer: Just The Youngs
What's more dangerous, the Swine Flu or the Swine Flu vaccine? 'Depends who you ask. Proponent of alternative medicine Bill Maher tried to make his case again this weekend. More » -
#theolds
Tucker Max repeatedly calls interviewer "sweetie." Is he 87 years old? Only possible explanation.
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#theolds
One Thing We've Learned From the Letterman Mess: Robert Morgenthau Is Too Damned Old
There wasn't much news at the Manhattan District Attorney's press conference about the plot against David Letterman. But good god, 90-year-old DA Robert Morgenthau should have retired a decade ago, and we're lucky he's out the door next year. More » -
#politics
Old People Continue To Rule Us With Iron Fists
Let's fire up those Death Panels! (That is still funny and relevant, right?) Old people are once again responsible for our Broken Politics.
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#breaking
Robert Byrd Rushed to Hospital
Robert Byrd, the Senate's oldest member, was rushed to the hospital today after a fall in his McLean, Va., home. More » -
#politics
Hot Potato Wins Obama's Letterman Mission
Barack Obama capped a media push by sitting down with David Letterman to talk to the everyman. Yeah, he discussed serious issues, but those hardly matter, because everyone's going to be talking about a heart-shaped potato. More » -
#advertising
James Dean's Decision to Die Young Validated
What if James Dean had lived a long, full life? He would have done cliché celebrity shit like parading African babies before cameras, and finally become a spokesman for a financial services company. Dying young has its benefits. [via Adfreak] -
#altarcations
Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Old People Like To Do It, Too
Gawker Weekend's Wedding Maven, Phyllis Nefler, please, tell us: will we have to wait until we're old and wrinkly to find matrimonial bliss? The NYT'sNilla SectionWeddings & Celebrations seems to think so. Depends, off, biological clocks, on. More » -
#todayshappenings
Harvard Prof Grazes Cow In Harvard Yard
Retiring Harvard professorColonel SandersHarvey Cox doddered onto Harvard Yard yesterday to graze his cow, as is his god damn right. More » -
#twitter
Will Sluts Be the End of Twitter?
It's an age-old tale: site becomes popular, slags and hags use it for financial gain, the olds get mad. And Twitter is not immune. Thus, Business Week's Sarah Lacy warns the company to clean up its act. More » -
#theolds
Cindy Adams: Crazy Dog Lady
Cindy Adams' New York Post columns appear to be produced by a random word-generator machine. Her visage appears to be produced by Botox and shellac. So it is unsurprising to find that she is a Helsmley-level ratdog nut. More »
