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more about #theonion more comments → lionel-mandrake: Pat Kiernan is a god among men. More Pat Kiernan news please. more » A Message To Rudy: Finally, she will get paid for SPECIFICALLY being funny and nonsensical, instead of being paid inadvertantly for the same thing. more » AzureTexan: Re: Suzanne Sena/The Onion: One wonders if she's an area woman. more » lobstr: When people talk about 9/11 you never hear "twenty o'one" but "two thousand one".. but alas, Charles Osgood, the olde who hosts CBS Sunday Morning, a... more » procrastinator, esq.: It's the Style section of the Washington Post, dumbasses. Styles is the NYT. #media more » ms_priestypants: Oh, magic religious commodification. You make my vocation so easy. #media more » Crustaceans Rarely Get Past Me: Sally Quinn's son's name is Quinn? Quinn Quinn? Did the labyrinth tell you to do this, Sally? #media more » iplaudius: Can someone please explain “‘Twenty ten’ means you’re gay” and “remember to say ‘no homo’ afterwards&r... more » Aaron Altman: A Pearl Of Wisdom Can Only Succeed In Breaking A Tooth Once Ensconced In A Frank Furter. more » Astigmatism: OK, but seriously? This is the funniest The Onion's been in years. The Yu Wan Mei website is going to get me through a slow workday today. more » scroll_lock: Girl, China May Have Fortune Cookies But Cannot Sex You On A Plush Round Bed more » scroll_lock: Smoove Sellout more » If_I_Had_a_Poodle: humor is now being offshored and rightsized more » DennyCrane: Onion 壹, Gawker Media 零. more » EleanorRigby: Area Internet Commenter Confused more » -
#mediacrack
Fox News Anchor Gets Real Job With The Onion
In your wistful Wednesday media column: Fox News anchor moves up in the world, layoffs loom at Time Inc. and BusinessWeek, people still say they read newspapers, and Pat Kiernan has a contest, for you. More » -
#mediacrack
Now Everybody Talk about Terrible Washington Post Stories
In your alluring Tuesday media column: An emerging catalogue of WaPo Styles fuckery, Russia has this whole "journalism" thing nailed, nothing about The Onion is funny except the actual words, and "Twenty ten" means you're gay. More » -
#hoaxes
Chopped Onion Makes Us Cry
Well-played, Onion tipsters: That rumor we heard last week about a possible Onion buyout announcement Monday? It was insiders who lulled us into promoting their new we're-selling-out-to-China issue. More » -
#rumormonger
Onion Sale Announcement Monday?
Earlier this week, we heard the Onion was in talks to sell to a large media company; now we're told there's some sort of announcement or internal meeting scheduled Monday in relation to the rumored buyout. More » -
#rumormonger
The Onion Said To Be Negotiating Sale
The Onion this month told staff that resisting advertiser pressure is a "losing game." But it seems the humor publication isn't just keen to sell its soul to sponsors; we hear The Onion is talking about selling everything. More » -
#internalmemos
How The Onion Will Sell Out
The Onion is hurting badly. And CEO Steve Hannah has already gleaned a lesson from the downturn, explained in the memo after the jump: resisting advertisers is a "losing game." More » -
#mediacrack
Should DC Reporters Pretend They Don't Love Obama?
In your eye-watering Tuesday media column: Advertising plunges, newspapers fiddle and burn, The Onion's boss tells em why he's mad, son, and DC reporters are hopelessly Obama-crushing: More » -
#printisdead
The Onion Killing Los Angeles and San Francisco Print Editions, Says Source
An Onion staffer whispers to us that the humor publication has already laid off editorial and sales staff for its Los Angeles and San Francisco print editions, which will, said the staffer, cease publication. More » -
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#oopses
Jimmy Fallon's Set-Ups Now Funnier Than His Punchlines
On Tuesday's edition of Jimmy Fallon's late-night laff riot, he used a 'study' about Prague's 'Franz Kafka International Airport' to set up a Hudson River plane crash joke. Trouble is, The Onion made up that 'study.' More » -
#careers
CNN Anchor Moves Up to The Onion
Bobbie Battista was a CNN anchor for 20 years, covering everything from the fall of the Berlin Wall to 9/11. What's she up to now? Reading fake news for The Onion. A step up! More » -
#theonion
The Joke Is The Price
Far be it from us to tell somebody not to sell a useless item on eBay for an absurdly high price, but how much is a single joke from an Onion staff writer really worth? More » -
#moguls
Arianna Huffington's Scuzzy Copying Pisses Off Chicagoans
Arianna Huffington may have raised $25 million last month, but with her traffic tanking post-election, the Huffington Post publisher is clinging to old desperation tactics. Like straight jacking other people's content. More » -
#thetheatre
I am laughing very much at this: High School Tony Awards.
