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more about #theyoungs more comments → mimigoliath: 1. Twitter is getting way too powerful. "Conflicting Twitter reports"? Is this where news comes from? Justin Bieber's Twitter feed? 2. That video: Wh... more » Mo MoDo: At 3:20 in the video, the girl whispers the words every 15-year-old longs to hear, "Oral on the swingsets in five minutes." more » miss_msry: Shit, who knew this generation had a summer of 1969 in them. Go for it. And Foster, you have outdone yourself. more » raincoaster: He's our secret weapon, the Bringer of Apocalypse. Congratulations, America, you get to start the Rapture. more » Trai_Dep: If only we could corral the Jonas Brothers, the male cast of Twilight II and Justin Bieber in the same Jersy mall at the same time, the US would be ab... more » Iamdoingit: This kid is going to be ugly when he grows up. I just can tell by his face right now. He looks like Miley Cyrus. more » Brian Moylan: Foster, you are such a dick. I just listened to that entire song and kind of liked it. That is such mean thing to do. more » If_I_Had_a_Poodle: @fosterkamer: Also, Abercrombie Kids????? The local mall here doesn't have one. Are the store photos of shirtless 12yos?????? Cuz that's like totally ... more » Magister: I can attest that even thirty years ago, pretty boys have always gotten more than their share of teen-aged girls. It's that whole "sensitive" thing an... more » badasscat: As someone who lives pretty close to this mall and visits it occasionally, the funniest thing to me about the whole thing is that all these pictures a... more » Richard Lawson: This article blessedly acknowledges the most important fact about Mr. Bieber. The kid's Canadian. This pipsqueak is a goddamned Cannuck. more » Xmas in July: I was there on Friday to buy sneakers, and it was an absolute riot. Once the announcement came that it was canceled, the tweens started hysterically c... more » takeouteurotrash: Some of those that sing verses are the same that ditch appearances. Killing in the name of... ...Canada. [Usher, rippin' the vinyl on his technics... more » belltolls: So, Justin Bieber (?) is more popular than Sarah Palin! When Sarah hopped her bus and skipped signing books in Indiana or Ohio or somewhere, the crowd... more » Poop Cooper: That's when the looting started. "We've been completely decimated," a manager from Gap Kids told police on the scene. "This bucket used to hold hoop... more » -
#riots
The Long Island Tween Justin Bieber Riot of '09: Pandemonium, Arrests, Terror-Tweeting
Do you know what a Justin Bieber is? You should: the 15 year-old star was read the riot act as 3,000 fans/parents descended on a Long Island mall, where his appearance had to be canceled. Fights! Chaos! Teenagers! RIOT! More » -
#healthcrisis
Is The Swine Flu Vaccine Gonna Kill Us All? Answer: Just The Youngs
What's more dangerous, the Swine Flu or the Swine Flu vaccine? 'Depends who you ask. Proponent of alternative medicine Bill Maher tried to make his case again this weekend. More » -
#shootingczars
Meet the Next "Czar" Target
You will soon be hearing a lot about Barack Obama's "Safe Schools Czar." His name is Kevin Jennings, and you will learn that he wants to promote homosexuality, he hates God, and he does drugs. More » -
#thekidsarentalright
Daddy Day Care Busted for "Blow as Babysitter" Trick
Cocaine: hell of a drug, but not much for childcare. Imagine if your parents fed you Cocaine Crunch for breakfast. Well, this happened: More » -
#shutupadults
Obama Cub Reporter to MSNBC's Michael Vick Shaming: 'Um, No.'
Remember Damon Weaver? The young envy of D.C.'s press, who's now Barack Obama's homeboy, was interviewed by MSNBC. They learn that he'd rather be on CNN, and how he wants to interview Michael Vick. They then shame him! His response? More » -
#vampires
Robert Pattinson Needs NYPD Police Protection From Bloodthirsty Teenage Girls
Twilight's Robert Pattinson works with fictional teenage vampires professionally. Little did he know the rabid, bloodsucking adolescent desperation he'd invite by taking the gig. NYPD sources now claim that the cops are looking to take over his overwhelmed security detail. More » -
#highwaytohell
NYT To America's Teenage Drivers: Stop Texing, Goddamnit!
You know you've done things while driving besides driving. Old ppl at the Times would like you to know: it's bad, shame on you, and you should play our video game to see how good at it you are. More » -
#messes
Another Terrible Story of Kids and the Internet
GQ runs a compelling and sad story this month about Tony Stancl, the teen from Wisconsin who is facing serious jail time for blackmailing and assaulting several classmates after they sent him nude photos online, thinking he was a girl. More » -
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#practicalmagic
Harry Potter's PR Strategy: Charm The Kids
Are the young Harry Potter actors not the best? They are, because they're not ridiculous celebrity assholes, instead choosing acting in Broadway shows, going to Ivy League schools, and throwing down the charm offensive on young 12-year-old reporters. Seriously: More » -
#sewercreatures
The Dangers Of Walking While Texting: Staten Island Teen Ends Up In Manhole
T.A.W., shit: texting and walking is dangerous! You know you've done it. But how dangerous is your reluctance to stop and engage in singular activities? If you're to learn anything from the youth of Staten Island, very. And there's video! More » -
#icanhazmasturpeesuz
A Context-Free, Comment-Free Review Of Contemporary Art, With Suggestions
Things I Did On My July 4th Vacation: hit up The New Museum's Younger Than Jesus exhibition. It's a contemporary art exhibit showcasing only artists born after 1976. It ends today. Here is what I saw, presented without comment. More » -
#spacerocks
Some kid got pegged by a 30,000MPH meteorite and he's fine. So toughen up.
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#underageboozing
Pete Wentz's Bar Busted By NYPD For Saucing Up The Young'uns
Whoops! An eagle-eyed tipster spotted this today on the front door of Pete Wentz's East Village bar, Angels and Kings, which got smacked down with an NYPD closure. Looks like they were serving to minors. More » -
#interviews
The Sasha Grey Interview Experience
So, you know what opened this week? Pornactress-cum-actress Sasha Grey's movie, The Girlfriend Experience (it's her movie now, Steven!). Perhaps you've heard about it? She's doing a ton of publicity. Including Gawker! More » -
#beautifulawards
Sorry, But Judd Apatow Will Not Make the Oscars Hip
The producers of this year's Oscars would really like you to watch the awards ceremony. Especially you, easily-marketed-to young men. They've even convinced your God, Judd Apatow, to do a short film! More »
