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more about #thisguy more comments → HenryLovesFonzie: It's nice that he capitalizes his own name, and then leaves "god" in lowercase. Also, he seems like the religious type. more » braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.: Oh, what? I...hm. I was going to say something about teaching him how to swordfight, but that makes me sound like I want to have gay sex with him. ... more » ms_priestypants: That picture screams, "Ingrown hair or herpes?" And you know the answer is herpes. more » IpsoFacto: The thing that really bothers me is that there are tons and tons of guys out there just like him. If all the iphone picture guys had a glossy website ... more » MisterHippity: Hey, check out "The Kade Scale": [arthurkade.com] more » MisterHippity: I read this post, and I was confused. So then I clicked the link and visited arthurkade.com ... and I was even more confused. more » momof3wildkids: "... this is a road that Arthur Kade walks alone..." I hate it when people refer to themselves in the third person. Momof3wildkids feels that this is... more » TheologicalSong: whether he's cravenly in earnest, an uncanny performance artist, or some uncategorizable mixture of the two, these posts bring me such unbridled hilar... more » BadUncle: Just as long as he's not touching his Golden Globes. more » econdave: I've never seen that flavor at Rita's. [www.ritasice.com] more » Private Hangnail: I've never seen a testicular self-screen look more lonely. more » crookedE: I herb that "Art Basil" is the place to be. more » BettyCrocker: You can't be Art Basil when your eyebrows look like Toni Basil's. more » ShanghaiLil: I want him to touch me in my special places. There. I said it. more » Matt Cherette: I'd rather see Levi Johnston's droopy-assed shower picture. more » -
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Arthur Kade Touches 'Little Oscar'
What is on the agenda of Philadelphia's most popular hero, Arthur Kade? "I need to practice riding horses, spear fighting, and sword fighting." Just like Napoleon Dynamite! But did Napoleon fend off thrown vagina with the ease of Kade? More » -
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Arthur Kade Is Amelia Earhart
Philadelphia heartthrob Arthur Kade, on the new Amelia Earhart biopic: "It was like watching Arthur Kade in the [1930s] with a vagina and shorter hair." He's good, he's really good! Why, these words could have come from the aviatrix herself: More » -
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Arthur Kade Just About Ready to Bend Over
Bitches want Philly fakeball Arthur Kade to take them to dinner in order to get inside their drawers. That's not Kade Style; but his little SEX DROUGHT is getting pretty bad. How bad? More » -
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Arthur Kade Does the Doo-Doo Pants Walk
Stop right there, because an alert reader has sent us an authentic sighting of Arthur "I Play an Enormous Prick on the Internet" Kade. Right here in the "Big Apple!" It involves something doughy. More » -
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'It Would Be Great to Mate Me With a Black or Asian Girl and See What Happens'
Philly pseudofameball Arthur Kade is constantly forced to top his own previous heights of assholedom just to maintain his ongoing performance art project. He does this by appearing ever more insane. Taint hair complaints are okay; but this is sublime: More » -
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Arthur Kade Will Not Let Vagina Stand in the Way of Reality TV
In an exciting bit of rumor that almost makes us want to take the rest of the week off, a tipster tells us they heard on Philly radio that Zoolanderesque performance artist Arthur Kade's getting a reality TV show. Uh. More » -
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Arthur Kade is Just F-ing With Us Now
Arthur Kade, the world's greatest man/thespian, is in New York to work as a "featured extra" in some flick. To enhance "The Journey," Kade took the bus in from Philly, slumming in the back "like a modern day Rosa Parks." More » -
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Which Phone Is Suitable for Arthur Kade?
When are you the most greatest individual in the entire Philadelphia metropolitan region, you can't be walking around with just any cell phone. Today, Arthur "Zoolander" Kade reveals the hot "Special Edition" phone he's getting, when he can afford it. More » -
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Arthur Kade Is Going Overboard
We've always suspected that F-list Philly fameball Arthur Kade was laying on the Zoolander-ness a little thick, for effect. We so wanted him to be real that we've tried to ignore it. But this week, he's just become unbelievable: More »
