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more about #tilatequila more comments → nicepony: That party crashing couple is nuts. And names too hard to pronounce for people to latch on to in a fun way (see: Johnson, Levi) And the husband shoul... more » sarrible: Teenagers care about Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal? I would think those squeals of glee that he was back on the market would be coming from hi... more » blix: This is an outrage. Look at how close they got to Fergie. more » NathanSt: "She also won't allow herself to be photographed smoking, for hers is a sterling reputation that must not be sullied." Best laugh I've had all day (g... more » Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Welp, the picture is getting a little clearer. Unfortunately it's a picture that's really hard to look at. "The current chief sponsor of the Cup is ... more » badasscat: Thankfully, I work in a Thai brothel. more » Steverino Begins: I think this clip could be repurposed as a PSA if they played it backwards: Narrator: "This is your brain [shot of the guy smiling, looking vaguely s... more » ShanghaiLil: WHO? Who ARE these people? Oh Jesus, never mind. I don't WANT to know. more » DennyCrane: I think I got the siff just by reading the story about a sex tape with her. more » heavenisforlosers: If Moylan guarantees there is no vagina there are almost certainly 4 or 5 vaginas in this video. The man has never seen one in his life. more » rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny: I heard that you can get three or four STDs from just watching it. more » Beau Nerd: Where's the cup? more » CJ Disaffected: Alright, have I crash landed in some alternate dimension or what? Has the whole world forgotten that Tila Tequila (a.k.a. Tila Nguyen) was an internet... more » Kenton Davis: Some people look at Tila and see a fame whore. I see a ferret. more » drunkexpatwriter: Why, oh, why, won't the secret Rosanne Barr/Danny DeVito sex tape finally leak? more » -
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Salahis Wedged Themselves Into Pictures of Obama, Celebrities Before
New photos suggest the White House party crashers were seasoned social climbers and chronic liars; Reese and Jake deny a break-up rumor; Tila Tequila's "energy secret" is not an illegal substance. Monday gossip, here we come. More » -
#girlsonfilm
The Inevitable Tila Tequila Sex Tape Has Landed
A sex tape is such an obvious beat in the narrative arc of Tila Tequila—sexxxy internet celebrity and MTV reality queen—that it's barely news. Actually, it seems like the most posed "sex" tape we've ever seen. More » -
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Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin Actually Formed a Coalition of the Azzwizzards
Kind of like a Harry Potter book, right? Michael Lohan's now Jon Gosselin's contracts expert. Nothing but squares at the Daily News. Robert Pattinson hates his life. Carrie Prejean: monumentally stupider than previously imagined. Here's your Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup: More » -
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Lady Gaga Looks Disconcertingly Normal in Beyonce Video
Beyonce and Lady Gaga leak a clip from their forthcoming music video; Levi Johnston disguises himself as the Unabomber; at least one member of Congress thinks Carrie Prejean should run for office. Welcome to Tuesday's gossip. More » -
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Tila Tequila —
reacting to high school teachers who (wisely) confiscated a student's copy of Hooking Up with Tila Tequila, in Steppin' Out. Also: "You want kids to read a fucking book, then let them read a fucking book, you fucking moron." -
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Tila Tequila Tweets Own Death
Things are getting bad down Tila Tequila way. Claudia Schiffer needs a prayer. And there's gay marriage in a certain Mad Men actor's future. Yes, it's your Tuesday morning gossip roundup! More » -
#twitterati
How Tila Tequila's Maid Totally Ruined Her Day
Twitter's co-founder gave some free advice to Google; Heather Gold talked about starting a brothel; and Tila Tequila complained that her inconsiderate maids aren't grateful enough. The Twitterati had some suggestions for you. More » -
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Susan Orlean's Wedding Will Be Twittered
Susan Orlean's e-engagement confused us, Steve Krakauer's umbrage perplexed us and Tila Tequila's conversations with underaged boys frightened us. The Twitterati were off kilter. More » -
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A Shot At Punitive Damages With Tila Tequila Season Ends Abruptly
Tila Tequila's crazy domestic abuse squabble: drank and puked out by the D.A., while Anna Wintour gets stalked by teenage crazies. Mischa Barton channels Marissa Cooper. Mayor Bloomberg might know about Lady Gaga's peener. Presenting: your Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup. More » -
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Gwyneth's Breasts Take Barcelona by Storm!
Gwyneth needs a better bra. The gays need not beg to kiss George Clooney. And Megan Fox knows she doesn't need a sex tape. All that and more in your Wednesday morning Gossip Roundup! More » -
#domesticviolence
Tila Tequila Abandons Twitter in Merriman War
Oh, good! Tila Tequila took our advice. After using her virtual power to slam Shawne Merriman, whom she accused of choking her, Tequila's abandoning one of her many internet platforms and letting a professional do the dirty, image-saving work. More » -
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Tila Tequila's Twitter Attacks Not Best Idea
Tila Tequila has mastered technological self-promotion. It helped her infect popular culture. Now, in the wake of her domestic violence drama with football player Shawn Merriman, she's back in the saddle to defend her name. But she really shouldn't. More » -
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NFL Star Shawne Merriman Arrested for Allegedly Choking Tila Tequila
That's choked, not choked on, which is what many a sports and pop culture fan are doing sometime during or after reading about this one. Tabloid Media, we present your new Domestic Abuse News Cycle: Tila Tequila and Shawne Merriman.
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#twitter
Will Sluts Be the End of Twitter?
It's an age-old tale: site becomes popular, slags and hags use it for financial gain, the olds get mad. And Twitter is not immune. Thus, Business Week's Sarah Lacy warns the company to clean up its act. More » -
#shutuptwitter
Everything wrong with Twitter: "Tila Tequila has instructed all her followers to tweet #farts today."
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I Want To Cry Justin Timberlake And Jessica Biel A River Of Domestic Empathy
Justin Timberlake, Jessica Biel, and Gary Coleman are all having relationship issues. Megan Fox: macking on Zac Efron and smack-talking Michael Bay. Liza's mob problems, Twilight's freak fanbase, and celebrity cocaine usage! Presenting your pre-Holiday Friday Gossip Roundup: More » -
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Octo-Grandma Tired of Babysitting, Suggests Adoption
Tough love: Nadya Suleman's mom denied her babysitting services; Christian Bale's tantrums get one celebrity hot and Mr. T has a message for unemployed pansies. More » -
#celebritards
MySpace plague Tila Tequila smooches Yahoo CEO spawn
What is it, precisely, that is so annoying about the on-off romance between MySpace-MTV fameball Tila Tequila and Courtenay Semel, the daughter of former Yahoo and Warner Bros. bossman Terry Semel?
