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more about #times more comments → Smitros: What are the dietary implications for zombies? more » If_I_Had_a_Poodle: just throw a hotdog at 'em more » MissNormaDesmond: This should be a piece about bad science reporting. What the study shows is that there's a correlation. Beyond that, they know very little at all, m... more » Foster Kamer: Disorganized onslaughts are both (A) the story of my life and (B) the way I eat a cheeseburger. I really, really, really need to cut back. more » John Eff Kennedy: You know what else is bad for frontal and temporal lobes? Bullets, that's what. more » looselushlucile: Does this mean that the "Death Panels" can euthanize the fats as well as the olds and the tards? more » EastChestnut: Credit Reports are a great to figure out if you're going to pay BACK borrowed money. They do not indicate at all whether you are liable to steal mone... more » Magister: Should we expect identity thieves to move from lurking around mailboxes to middle management? more » Adah: Or, you know, if you're unemployed you could consider cancelling your cell phone in order to save money... more » Iwillnotauditionforastar: It's called loss prevention. The question of whether those who are tempted to steal are tempted because they are in dire financial straits. Possibly ... more » City_Dater: So the current coddled brats in their 20s who are making life annoying for us Olds are one day going to have to figure out how to work alongside young... more » NigelAstydameia: So let's just all agree that we won't let them run around naked until they're teenagers, okay? more » Shelwood: The olds may not have needed conversion to accept this horseshit. I vividly remember the summer of '73, when my 8-year-old little girl self was stern... more » Astroblack: I'm opposed. In general I get tired of parents letting their little demon spawn run all over the place, while also trying to act hyper-protective. I... more » SanchaliBrocchus: I think it's about the moment. If you're going around the city on a Saturday afternoon with a naked child, then something must be wrong with you. That... more » -
#science
In Twist of Fate, Fat May Shrink Brains
Fat: it's good for lewd and cruel jokes, but it's not so good for your health - including that of your brains. It eats them! More » -
#funemployment
The Unemployed's Newest Enemy: Cheap Credit Reports
As if America's jobless weren't screwed enough — more employers are running credit checks on potential employees for jobs that involve no financial decisions, so you'd better pay your bills on time even if you don't have a job! More » -
#parenting
Naked Children Terrorizing America's Olds and Gays
Question: How can the children be the future of America when they, the children, yearn to be naked, and their liberal, Obama-loving parents allow them to run around with their little wee-wees and va-jay-jays hanging out all over the place? More » -
