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more about #tinsleymortimer more comments → mladen: I misread "Papa John" as "Robert John." Of "Sad Eyes Look The Other Way" fame. Him plus the Gag would be a duet for the ages. But only in front of... more » Magister: Perhaps it's too early in the morning, but for a brief moment I read "Papa John" as "Doctor John" and thought that'd be one hell of a performance. more » raincoaster: Wow, I honestly though that was Lohan about three years and twenty pounds ago. more » Sir Thomas More: We love you long time. more » bess marvin, girl detective: needs more guadalupe more » MincnglyWhrdL'mer: TINSREEEEE !!! WE LUV YOU !!! also: I misread a sentence somewhere in the third paragraph as "tinsley has the face of a japanese handbag", and I won'... more » TedSez: Kiss KISS, bang bang. more » Foster Kamer: This is like in City of God, when Lil Ze has the gang of kids at the end of the movie. Eventually, they'll turn on her. more » ms_priestypants: Renting herself out for kid's parties now? She must have signed one heck of a prenup. more » resipsaloquacious: Girl second from the right, I mean... I hate to say it, but how much longer do you think she has in this clique before the culling? more » BadUncle: Wait - isn't a "makeover" a refurbishing of an existing and flawed makeup structure? And if so, what are 13 year olds doing with makeup, anyway? Why n... more » Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: It was all fun and games until Tinz cut the bitch who said, "Oh my God! You're 33? My mom's 35! Weird!" more » nicepony: Have you ever seen Debbie Bancroft? Rough. more » Volsciana: Tinsley Mortimer is Blair Waldorf...or is Blair Waldorf Tinsley Mortimer? more » El_Gato: jail bait. more » -
#gossiproundup
Tinsley Mortimer's Reality Show Is Already Criminal
That's because it's now got 100% more of phone hacking PR girl Ali Wise. Also Emma Watson gets around, Lady Gaga marries Papa John, and J.Lo meant to fall down. It's Tuesday and that's all the gossip you get. More » -
#opencaption
Oh, We So Horny
[Tinsley Mortimer better watch out because her man Constantine Maroulis and Gossip Girl's Leighton Meester were giving each other the rock horns backstage at his Broadway show Rock of Ages last night. Image via Getty] -
#rolemodels
Tinsley Mortimer Plays Den Mother to a Pack of 13-Year-Olds
What did New York's A-list socialite Tinsley Mortimer do with her very glamorous weekend? She hosted Serena Bancroft's birthday party. Who is this Serena Bancroft? She's the towns hottest up-and-coming tween socialite. Everything about this is just insane.
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#mortified
What Is Going on with Tinsley Mortimer's Love Life?
The Tinz just wrapped shooting for her reality show and it looks like her showmance, Prince Casimir Wittgenstein-Sayn, has gotten the boot for a new beau. Who's the lucky guy? Former American Idol contestant Constantine Maroulis. What?! More » -
#punchingbags
Tinsley Mortimer and Devorah Rose Teach Us How Reality TV Is Supposed to Work
Tinsley Mortimer and Devorah Rose had a fake fight Monday night at a Guest of a Guest party in front of every New York social blogger and reporter and a camera crew. Welcome to the new process for feuding.
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#levisjohnstonwatch
In the Eye of the Levi Johnston Media Hurricane
At this very moment, Levi Johnston is undressing for a Playgirl photo shoot. But last night he was at The Box accepting an award from Fleshbot while a scrum of reporters poked and probed the Wasilla boy for a story. More » -
#levijohnston
Levi Johnston Meets the Press at the Fleshbot Awards
Let the record show that last night the Manhattan media crowd descended on The Box to see a youth from Wasilla receive a silver dildo for showing his penis. Photographs by the wonderful Nikola Tamindzic and Hee Jin Kang. More » -
#opencaption
Town and Country
[City mouse Tinsley Mortimer hangs out with small-town boy Levi Johnston last night at the awards show our dirty sibling Fleshbot put on [NSFW, naturally] at The Box. Our comprehensive party report is over here. Image via Getty] -
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#gossiproundup
Paris Hilton Gets Halloween Scare from Violent Boyfriend
Like the Tim Curry song says, anything can happen on Halloween. Paris Hilton can get choked, Real Housewives can bury the hatchet, Tinsley Mortimer can tape a reality show, Elton John can get sick. It's Monday morning's leftover gossip candy. More » -
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Brangelina! Brangelina! Brangelina!
Simon Cowell can't escape the coif, Bai Ling has a hungry pussy, Mel Gibson throws sticks and stones, and the Brangelina+Gosselin vortex will sink us all. More » -
#art
Tinsley Mortimer Pancaked and Robbed
Dan Lacey presents: "Tinsley Mortimer dressed as Eloise from The Plaza wearing a Kentucky Derby worthy hat being robbed by Fabiolo Beracasa dressed as Lady Bunny and Daphne Guinness dressed as Thomas Jefferson outside The Waverly Inn in New York." More » -
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Brad Takes Jolie Woes to Aniston at "Secret" Meeting
Are Jennifer and Brad going to reconcile? Will Nancy Grace eat Jon Gosselin's face? Can Levi Johnston get in shape for Playgirl? And why do women find Jeremy Piven attractive? Welcome, inquisitive reader, to your Wednesday morning gossip roundup! More » -
#answeredprayers
Tinsley Mortimer Finally Gets in Touch with Reality TV
Can you believe that it's taken Tinsley Mortimer this long to get a reality TV show? Well, the rumors are true, and she's headed to the home of all things glorious and sophisticated: The CW. More » -
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John Travolta's Sad, Revealing Testimony
John Travolta testifies about the day his son died. Carrie Prejean enjoys playing dress-up. Jude Law has another kid. And you'll never again have to endure Lily Allen's music. All that and much more in your Thursday morning gossip roundup... More » -
#opencaption
Blonde Meets Bottle
[Tinsley Mortimer drives designer Betsy Johnson to drink last night after her fashion show. Image via Getty] -
#gossiproundup
A Drunken Stephanie Pratt Feels the Credit Crunch
Stephanie Pratt's wallet could use a little help. Elton John's too old for kids. And Colin Farrell knocked up his girl. That and much, much more in your Tuesday morning gossip roundup! More » -
#couturecrash
After Fashion's Night Out, An Open Letter to Mary-Kate Olsen
I went to Fashion's Night Out at Bergdorf's last night to see you bartend, but you were gone. Always wanted to thank you for that magical moment we shared at the Beatrice Inn. So I thought I'd do it here! More » -
#gossiproundup
Tinsley Mortimer, Reality Star?
Tinsley Mortimer may taste reality television stardom. Tennis star Melanie Oudin tastes the sour side of fame. Jessica Seinfeld's culinary tastes weren't stolen. And Tila Tequila has no taste for foursomes. Happy Friday! Here's your gossip roundup. More » -
#adieu
A Special Goodbye from Tinsley Mortimer
This is it! My last Gawker dance. And, in the immortal words of Denise Huxtable, I.. I... I don't know what to say. So I'll leave the goodbyes up to an old friend, dearest socialite Tinsley Mortimer, my original muse. More » -
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Renee Zellweger is the Tiger in Bradley Cooper's Bathroom
Bradley Cooper and Renee Zellweger are so doing it, Kevin Jonas is engaged, Hayden Panetierre is totally naked in her new movie, Tinsley Mortimer is dating a German aristocrat and Mischa Barton gets kicked out of a London nightclub's bathroom. More »
