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more about #todayshow more comments → Soldier_CLE says DON'T STOP AT THE STAR! REVOKE THE WHOLE DAMN THING, OWEN!!!: Is it just me, or does Al Roker look like a strung out Benson on this pic? Also: Yoda looks more like that weird blue lady on The Fifth Element. Stran... more » Hunter2458: Wait, what's NBC doing with FOX characters? Can't they come up with their own characters to dress up as? #todayshow more » AquaticApe: You missed the best part, the frisky ewoks on crack sexually assaulted Roker. #todayshow more » unclevanya: As the tab kicks in, Javier Bardem tries to be cool while visions of Kato Kaelin, Jane Wyatt, Macaulay Culkin and Kathie Lee Gifford dance in his peri... more » SpyMagician: Fugly. Who was Chewbacca? Nobody respects Chewbacca. #todayshow more » RandomLunatic: I imagine them all murmuring softly, in strained, too-high voices, 'Kill me. Please. Kill me now.' Every year that they do this, in fact. No, serio... more » miss_msry: It's official, life on earth is over. Thank God, or anyone else that cares. #todayshow more » Mo MoDo: I'm going to skip the Jabba the Hutt joke. #todayshow more » TedSez: What are Lou Ferrigno, Ellen Degeneres, Betty White, Martin Short and Nichelle Nichols doing on "The Today Show"? #todayshow more » Cheap Shot: Hoda/Yoda, I get it! #todayshow more » Beau Nerd: When did the guy from Kung Pao: Enter the Fist start hosting the Today Show? #todayshow more » Presidentpez: That picture makes me want to clothesline Kathie Lee, more so than usual. more » hamburgerhotdog: And don't forget Roker getting dry humped by a martini swilling, moonwalking ewok: [nymag.com] #todayshow more » Humptydank: "One more person calls me Lando and I'm walking the hell out." #todayshow more » Niko Bellic: Kofi Annan or some shit Here, I am imagining the Secretary-General of the United Nations, Ban Ki-moon, quipping "I am Reverend Jessee Jackson!" #toda... more » -
#opencaption
In a Galaxy Far, Far Today
[Al Roker, Matt Lauer, Meredith Vieira, Hoda Kotb, and Kathie Lee Gifford make the scariest crew of the Millennium Falcon this side of the Kessel Run on the Halloween edition of the Today show. Image via INF] -
#videuhoh
Today Show's Jenna Wolfe Has a Dirty, Dirty Mind
There are mispronunciations, and then there are Freudian slips. What does it say about Jenna Wolfe's subconscious that she took put a dirty spin on actor Matt Bomer's name? More » -
#balloonboy
'Who Would Possibly Do Something Like This? It Has to Be Richard Heene.'
Well look here, it's our friend Robert Thomas—ex-associate of Balloon Dad Richard Heene—all up on the Today Show this morning. Thomas on Heene: "The negatives outweigh the positives." It seems so! Click through for the entire interview. More » -
#thepoors
Mediabistro Employee Learns to Live in Poverty
Amanda Ernst, the new editor of Mediabistro's Fishbowl NY, was on the Today Show this morning! Topic: How to deal with her crushing poverty as she tries to survive on a paltry Mediabistro wage.
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#children
Jenna Bush Reports for Reporting Duty, but Keeps Day Job
Oh, look, Jenna "Jenna Bush" Hager is on a morning television show, performing "journalism," for Americans. Finally! More » -
#mediacrack
Someone Disagrees with Michael Moore
In your unexpected Thursday media column: Michael Moore's reputation as the foremost authority on newspapers is challenged, the Sun-Times' unions play a dangerous game, Jenna Bush does a TV thing, and Alex Balk is persecuted without end. More » -
#nepotismism
Meet Your New Today Show Anchor: Jenna Bush
Journalism continues staggering pushes forward on an otherwise ordinary Sunday! In the great "tradition" of mixing up people like Matt Lauer and Meredith Viera with public drunks like Hoda and Kathy Lee, The Today Show's newest hire? Jenna Bush. Whee!
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#opencaption
"I Get It. Florida. Flo Rida."
[Inglorious Basterds director Quentin Tarantino gets blown away by the rapper during his performance outside the Today show. Image via Getty] -
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#clips
Has Kate Become The More Sympathetic Gosselin?
On Today this morning, Kate Gosselin gave her first interview since the announcement of her divorce from Jon. Kate seemed more subdued and relatable than ever, especially when she teared up while explaining why she's still wearing her wedding ring. [Jezebel] -
#bloggers
Michelle Malkin Babbles Racist Nonsense On Liberal NBC
Michelle Malkin is a psychotic blogger well outside the political mainstream, and so she got to promote her book with a friendly chat with Matt Lauer on NBC's Today Show this morning. More » -
#howthingswork
How The Today Show Bumped Blago for Leno 'News'
On the morning the FBI arrested Rod Blagojevich, he was supposed to be doing a live exclusive interview with Matt Lauer. But Today canceled so Lauer could flack the "news" of Jay Leno's new 10 p.m. show on NBC.
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#frenemies
Are Meredith Vieira and Al Roker Going to Kill Each Other or Just Acting?
On the Today show this morning, Meredith genially asked weatherman Al Roker, who is black, if he knew about the weather in Africa. Because her kid's going there! Al, though, took jokey offense, and the scene got pretty uncomfortable More » -
#todayintoday
Al Roker Has His Katie Couric Gotcha Moment with Heidi & Spencer
Heidi and Spencer Pratt, the soulless blobs from The Hills and I'm a Celebrity... were on the Today Show this morning discussing their behavior on the latter show, and Al Roker, finally sensing an opportunity, went in for the kill. More » -
#todaynextweek
NeNe and Hoda Kotb to Go At It Next Week
A different Real Housewife will co-host the fourth hour of the Today Show every day next week. Kathie Lee is on vacation, so the producers figured they needed new screeching weirdos. Bethenny we're happy about. Tamra? Not so much. [B&C] -
#todayintoday
The Internet Has Spoken, and It Wants to See More of Hoda Kotb's Cleavage
The Terry Gilliam-directed fourth hour segment of the Today Show continues apace. Today the show's online correspondent showed up with a report on what the internet people were talking about, and apparently it's Hoda Kotb's cleavage. She should flaunt it! More » -
#art
Hoda and Kathie Lee Grapple on Syrupy Flapjack
Pancake painter-to-the-stars Dan Lacey has completed yet another work of art suggested by you, the celebrisexually-obsessed readers of this blog. Today: Hoda Kotb and Kathie Lee Gifford wrestle nude, on a pancake. You can buy this thing! More » -
#gawkerstalker
Tiffani (-Amber) Thiessen: Rockefeller Plaza
[Submit your own Gawker Stalker sightings to stalker@gawker.com] June 5 @ 9am Kelly Kapowski spotted at the Today show this morning. She was watching the Dave Matthews Band concert with some guy. (Not Zach Morris, sadly.) More » -
#thekennedys
Caroline Un-Blames Her Kids For Making Her Not Get That Senate Seat
Remember how Vanity Fair said Caroline Kennedy's kids made her stop running for Senate, and we were all "nuh uh"? She went on the TV to prove us right! More » -
#clips
WTF Moment On Morning TV
Kate Jackson is awesome. Talking to Today about her friend Farrah Fawcett - and a lawsuit filed against the ailing Angel - she proved herself adept at playing dumb... or susceptible to early morning calltimes. [Jezebel]
