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more about #top more comments → The Real JR: Or: Could we not root for their breakup since there are 6 kids under 10 involved? more » fuzzymuffins: i can see it now: help wanted: top world terrorism organization seeks hot MILFs for covert high society infiltration missions. ability to charm secur... more » heywhat: Did anyone really see them growing old and grey together? On-set hook ups rarely last very long even when you add 6 kids to the mix. Plus, Angelina s... more » BowlingForDollars: Angelina Jolie is a whole can of crazy. It's just taken Brad a looooong time to figure it out. more » Zira: Every time I want to hate Brad and Angelina for being media whores I remember they gave $6 million to charity last year alone and have devoted a signi... more » kappakappaspankme: I hope they all die alone. If, for no other reason, than no longer having to endure the meatball names assigned to couples by tabloid folks. Branist... more » BookishLookish: Girlfriend lost her shit. Seriously uncool. That is a gadgeous bebeh, though. more » topsy: I can't believe this shit. I thought I was on Gawker not Jezebel. Angelina is still the Scarlett Woman? Still? And we are still holding vigils for... more » ambitious: Yes, please, all of this be true EXCEPT the Braniston reunion. Though everything I've read about Brad Pitt in the last 24 hours suggests he is both ... more » Rhymenocerous: Total team Braniston, but do we have to wait until 2011? I love Jen and I want to be her friend. I don't get the "poor, pathetic Jen" story lines - sh... more » Helio: I like Brad and Angelina together and I hate speculating that it's all some grand publicity hoax/stunt. What minor investment I've made in their rela... more » marciax3: Ian Halperin is nucking futs. He's a starfucker wannabe who skulks around the fringes of stardom by joining the gyms of celebs and trying to seduce t... more » honey's dead: I used to have a mad girlcrush on Jolie, but she's looking tired these days, and I would totally believe she's a controlling bitch--part of the attrac... more » Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: b...bu...but they aren't married! (Also, I think I'm Team Jenalina on this one. Just to be difficult.) more » AxolotlNeotenic: What about Angelina being bisexual and cheating with women? more » -
#maritaldiscourse
Brad Pitt's Got 99 Problems, and an Angelina's One: Smokin' Weed and Psycho Women
Problems of Brad Pitt, Part 2. Can he live? No. The New York Post reports on a book coming out detailing Brad Pitt's recent troubles. Among them: Brangalina's divorce-bound, because Angelina Jolie's psychotic. Also: Jennifer Aniston's totally a paranoid stoner.
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#altarcations
Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Star Trek Weddings On Thanksgiving Weekend? Live Long and Prenup!
Don't mistake a tryptophan coma for Phyllis Nefler's mellow; Thanksgiving weekend involves sitting in Mama Nefler's basement and packing a round of the NYT Weddings & Celebrations. This week: Trekkies, West Wing fans, and Scopes Monkey celebrities. More » -
#gatecrashersgate
Seven Reasons Why White House Party Crashers are Awesome for America
Everyone needs to stop being so mean. Why aren't our White House Party Crashers being toasted? These guys are awesome...for America. Why? More » -
#howto
Jenny Sanford's Six-Step Guide to Capitalizing on Disgraced Politican Pussyhound Husbands
Jenny Sanford's husband, South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford, cheated on his wife with an Argentinean lover. Now, with his political career is in shambles, it's time for Jenny Sanford's star to shine bright! And make a decent buck, too.
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#trannypeegate
"OMG TRANNYPEEGATE!" or "Did Adam Lambert Get Peed On at The Box?"
I can't even begin with this one. Some blog is pretty sure Adam Lambert got peed on by a transvestite at The Box. Ergo, TRANNYPEEGATE.
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#operationlovetap
Correction: Tiger Woods' Wife Kicks His Ass
Whoops! Last night, everyone was pretty sure Tiger Woods' "Operation: Lovetap" accident was followed by his wife smashing his car's back window to save him. Looks now like she was doing it to bludgeon him. Scorned lovers, coming up. FORE! More » -
#gatecrashersgate
Did an Indian Diplomat Help the Salahis Crash the White House?
The Secret Service is currently investigating how fameballs Michaele and Tareq Salahi crashed Obama's first state dinner, Bravo camera crew in tow. We have a theory: Their polo buddy, Indian ambassador Arun K. Singh, got them in on the DL.
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#wingflap
Glenn Beck Dismisses Palin-Beck 2012 Because Sarah Belongs 'in the Kitchen'
For his pre-Thanksgiving radio broadcast, Glenn Beck made a joke about how Sarah Palin belongs "in the kitchen," and how he's sick of her "yapping." It's why he won't consider Palin-Beck 2012, but Beck-Palin is a different story. More » -
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#listicle
Five Ways to Avoid a Black Friday Trampling
It inevitably happens every year, someone gets trampled trying to get a DVD player for $15.99 at Walmart at 5am on Black Friday. This year, don't let tragedy strike! We have some strategies that will keep you safe while spending.
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#fameballs
White House Party Crashers Are Awesome, Sad
Did you hear about this DC couple that crashed Obama's first state dinner last night? Michaele and Tareq Salahi—aspiring reality show stars, bedeviled vintners, polo enthusiasts and lawsuit magnets: You inspire and sadden us in almost equal measure. More » -
#materialworld
Remembrance of Oprah's Favorite Things Past
This year, Oprah's canceling her 'Favorite Things' episode and will give us the gift of Barack Obama instead. As if he's going to make 200 women fly into simultaneous orgasms. We demand to be lavished with exuberant materialism! More » -
#recaps
The Hills: A Comic Book Adventure in Las Vegas
On The Hills, nothing ever happens, but the plot still unfolds. It's like reading one of those serialized comics in the funny pages. Now you can see exactly what we mean, because we made our own.
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#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Jolie & Johnny Destined To Fornicate
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we take a walk through the celebrity weeklies, in search of entertaining gossip. This week: Britney's beach wedding; Katie's leaving Tom; Angie and Johnny are planning to make out and shower together. Naked. [Jezebel] -
#thanksgiving
Obama Sends Turkey to Die in California
After a hilarious speech, President Obama pardoned the first turkey of his administration, continuing this delightful tradition that should probably be ended, immediately. More » -
#lookout
When Twihards Attack: A Compendium of New Moon Fans' Brawls and Molestations
A brawl over a Robsessed poster leaves one hospitalized. A middle-aged man is at large after biting a teen girl's neck. Schoolyard attacks plague innocent children. Where are our vampire-protectors when we really need them? (updated)
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#recaps
The City: Shoot Me Now
Due to an unfortunate incident involving a pack of wild turkeys we were unable to watch The City last night. We did piece together the action thanks to some interviews done by our favorite roving social reporter.
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#assholes
Lou Dobbs Loves Immigrants Now, Everyone
Oh, seriously? "In a little-noticed interview Friday, Mr. Dobbs told Spanish-language network Telemundo he now supports a plan to legalize millions of undocumented workers, a stance he long lambasted as an unfair 'amnesty.'"
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#traderoundup
Jersey Shore: Racist Against Italians?
There was a time when it meant something to be racist against Italians. These days, no one bats an eye if you make an "A-pizza pie!" joke. Except this Italian-American organization has drawn the line at MTV's Jersey Shore.
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#dinnerdate
Meet the Hot Boyfriend David Geffen Took to Obama's State Dinner
It's well known that movie mogul David Geffen is Obama's Gay Friend. This was reinforced by tonight's state dinner, where Geffen sat at Obama's table. Oh, and Geffen's plus one was there, too: His hunky, 26-year-old boyfriend. More » -
#media
A Glimpse of Google without News Corp.: No Big Loss
The media world is in a (relative) uproar over what the implications of News Corp. pulling its content off Google would be. But! A three-part Gawker investigation-type thing indicates the impact might be quite minimal for you, the consumer. Observe:
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