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more about #trends more comments → Tremonius: Maybe nobody remembers the Bible no more, but significant tribes were founded in the same manner we're discussing here. Lot escaped Sodom with his luc... more » daveyjonesisdead: I don't know why that girl just hasn't been removed from his custody, given the extreme alchoholic events she's had to witness. Oh, dad's curled up on... more » ManchuCandidate: Angelina Jolie and James Haven's kiss seem so quaint now. more » Spirit Fingers: Good grief. Whatever happened to fathers not being able to deal with their daughters as people with sex parts, so they just didn't really speak to the... more » PierceRadashack: Woody Allen was ahead of his time. more » bytememehard: You gotta go where you wanna go Do what you wanna do With whoever you wanna do it with more » The Lone Scout: Celebrities! They're just like us! Um, wait a minute... more » FormerEnglishMajor: Hulk Hogan and his daughter creep me out: remember when he was spreading suntan lotion - on her upper thighs?? *shudder* [www.zimbio.com] more » BowlingForDollars: Let me channel long lost Susan Powter and say, "STOP THE INSANITY!" more » nathanst: Does the Cyrus family have any comments on the situation?? The Lohans? WHERE ARE THE HOGANS?? MAKE THEM TALK! more » Atilla the Bun: WTF? I realize the Hof's brain is probably pickled by now, but what's his daughter's excuse? Why would any teenage daughter agree to go to this place... more » SidAndFinancy: Reminds me of the time I woke up from a blackout to find Cass Elliot eating crackers in my bed. more » The Curse of Millhaven: So, I checked out the site thinking "maybe he is being really responsible and helping her grab some birth control or something." Now I am pretty sure ... more » Smitros: Those who travel East to West (or vice versa) are presumably CrossBos. more » pmarble: I'm gonna ask a dumb question: how hard is it to hike the Appalachian Trail? Is it just the length, or is there something technically challenging ab... more » -
#trends
Hasselhoffs Race to Jump on Inapropriate Relationship Bandwagon
We're still one father-daughter pairing short of a media-certified trend, but as of this morning "celeb blurred family boundaries" is tracking on the Hollywood horrors power rankings chart with a big up arrow. More » -
#trends
Everyone In America Flying to Argentina To Sleep With Mistresses
The Wall Street Journal's award-worthy "this is what former rich people are up to" coverage continues today with a story on how so many Americans are dropping everything to "hike the Appalachian Trail." More » -
#hugs
Swine Flu Imperils Times Trend Piece Topic
Is the Times getting cute with us? Months after warning us of the teen hug epidemic they are now asking if teen hugs spread swine flu. More » -
#trendwatch
Family Members Pimped Out in Desperate Snuggie Wars Gambit
Months after Barack Obama's election, America is still as deeply embroiled in the Snuggie Wars as ever. As Snuggies and Slankets fend off guerilla attacks from Sealpelts and Lippi Selk bags, the Wearable Towel is making its dumb, ruthless move. More » -
#trends
Stop Worrying about The Economy, We Have to Fix Our Cankles!
Since the world's financial institutions have crumbled, the Wall Street Journal now has time to concern itself with more important things, like cankles, which has given rise to perhaps the best front-page hedcut (pictured) in the paper's storied history. More » -
#trends
Backyard Burials are the New In-Home Births
The way we die now: Utterly broke, so broke that our families are forced to bury us in the backyard, like a damn goldfish or something. More » -
#trends
More Fats Saying 'F-It, Pass the Gravy'
The United States. Home to levels of fat-assery unprecedented in human history. It's a trend that doesn't seem to be waning anytime soon. In fact, a new movement is afoot to counter the fat-haters called "fat acceptance." More » -
#highgloss
The End of the Poptart Era: An Us Weekly Cover Analysis
How has celebrity gossip changed in over the years? Don't we hear a lot more about sad reality blobs these days than we do about say, one Britannica H. Spears? We employed our loyal assistant Julia Schweizer to find out. More » -
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#trendwatch
Bars Too Cool For You
Did you know that any bar worth drinking in is now a speakeasy that would never tell the likes of you its secret location? If you didn't already know, then how do you ever expect to get into one? More » -
#men
Drifter He-Man Not Such A Bad Guy
Today, writer of trend stories about quirky and often annoying men Spencer Morgan found He-Man chilling on a park bench and totally interviewed him: More » -
#trendwatch
Let's Put That 'War on Smoking' On Hold
Is 'in the midst of crushing economic insecurity' really the time to start fucking with smokers and their access to cigarettes? Because that's what the governmentalsciencecleanair-complex has apparently decided to do, and it's not smart: More » -
#trendwatch
The Perfect Circle of Pseudotrends
What happens to the delicate fabric of spacetime when stories in the same Thursday New York Times Style Section flow logically into one another in a perpetual, unceasing circle? We're about to find out: More » -
#mothersday
America Is Going To The Following Restaurants On Mother's Day
As of 2:30PM today, on Google Trends, the following restaurants America is taking Mom out for dinner to tonight: More » -
#panic
Brain-Thrashing Raccoons May Be New Animal Terror Story
The swine-flu pandemic scare is fading fast. What other old disease will we be terrified of next? How about the one where raccoon larvae can make you blind? More » -
#geeklove
Love in the Age of SMS
Things were simpler when the only medium for asking someone out was the telephone. Text messaging, Facebook, Twitter and MySpace have complicated romance, if not ruined it, the Washington Post reports. More » -
#hellboundnations
Liberal Media Kills Jesus?
Oh look, a new study perfect for supporting any old opinion! Pew researchers found that half of American adults switch religion at least once—Catholics, out of conviction, and Protestants, out of laziness. Theory! More » -
#kariferrell
Hipster Grifter Fashion Spinoffs Signal a Dying Meme
For the first time in almost a week, hipster grifter Kari Ferrell has failed to yield an amusing new bauble, and thank god for that. The Kari Ferrell meme is too weak to sustain itself. More »
