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more about #tshirts more comments → Cheap Shot: Urban Outfitters is a pretty corrupt business model. I've heard first hand accounts of people's ideas being ripped off by them. more » Artie Fufkin: But free returns! SO you could return it in 2010. more » dado: Urban Outfitters and Tattoo Nation all represent misinterpreted zeitgeist. more » snugbug: What gets my goat is that mofos spelled "gray" as "grey" on their e-tail site! Friends, foes, countrymen: You is NOT British, and therefore you spell ... more » Wrapitup: You can tell that this comes from a Republican-owned company in that they're charging 24 bucks for a shitty plain white shapeless shirt scrawled with ... more » Unsolicited Advice: The fairest approach is to hate all young people with opinions. more » Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate: I'm going to read it as having been tested, they are now unqualified to claim masterbator status and must now be satisfied with apprenticebator title.... more » CumaeanSibyl: I'm an ex-fornicator -- the marriage ceremony does that to you, even though you're still fucking the same guy afterward. Doubt that's what they're goi... more » Lazy Susan: They may not be masturbating, but they're still wankers. I want to see that t-shirt on a pregnant woman! more » Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: I'm pretty sure that just calling something bold doesn't actually make it so... more » DevilsAvocado: OH - I'm so silly. What, with the two attractive young'uns posed in a 'goofy grin, sitting coyly on the stoop' set up, I read the message to mean: 'I ... more » DevilsAvocado: Wankers. more » DevilsAvocado: I, too, am an out and proud ex-masturbator. The full-time significant other avocado now takes matters in hand for me. more » WackoJacko: I'm sure someone has said this but ugh, "most boldest." more » minou: I'm nominating this entire thread for a commie. This is like the good old days. I'm getting teary over here. more » -
#tshirts
Urban Outfitters' Cunning Plan to Revive the Republican Party
Oh, hey, here is a hip T-shirt that basically guarantees the eventual retaking of Congress by the GOP in 2010. Much more subtle than previous efforts, Urban Outfitters! More » -
#fashion
Christians and Hipsters Agree on T-Shirt
Oh yes, these shirts are really for sale. And they didn't forget you, Ex-Homosexuals and Ex-Fornicators! Guaranteed to get you laid by a Christian. [P4CM.Com]. UPDATE: Oh good, an explanatory video: More » -
#recessionomics
The Shirts Off of Microsoft's Back
Microsoft's first-ever mass layoffs bore unusual fruit for Microsoft obsessive Todd Bishop, who spent the weekend in Seattle-area thrift shops. He discovered more discarded Microsoft logowear than ever. Some of his finds: More » -
#layoffs
Laid-Off Media Elites' Club Achieves T-Shirt Status
Are a you laid off media person? Have you joined The American Society of Shitcanned Media Elites (ASSME)? You should, because they're a seriously legitimate organization now. They have T-shirts and everything! More » -
#lawsuits
New Photos Highlight Illegal Obama/Bambu Resemblance
Our supercool, smokin' President-elect has already inspired ironic T-shirts, lawsuits based on those T-shirts, and now a classic "this thing looks like that thing" post, all in one week! More » -
