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more about #tuckermax more comments → heywhat: Tucker, just be a man and admit that the movie was a failure b/c it sucked. Stop trying to make yourself into artiste who made a great work of art th... more » TheUptightMidwesterner: I hate to break it to you Tucker, but outside of a few Frat boys, nobody in Middle America knows who the hell you are. Your Coastal types just hate yo... more » Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Thank you. This is a very intelligent, educational post. But why are you so mean to a poopy nobody? more » VioletViolet: I do understand what he means about Fox Searchlight watering down the movie for mass appeal. However, if by bringing in a "bird" he's using Swingin' S... more » OHymenMyHymen: I repeat my statement- add a scene in which Tucker is repeatedly sodomized by a subway turnstile and I can get that film to $50 million with my eyes c... more » Magister: Carbondale (Il) has a large university and they list Jenny McCarthy and Jim Belushi among their most famous alumni. If there ever was a market for Max... more » ShanghaiLil: I blame you, Gawker Media. You did it. Congratulations, and keep up the good work. more » CumaeanSibyl: Maybe try not calling your movie something that most theaters won't put on the marquee. I mean, once you get past the "Tucker Max Presents" problem. more » contains_hot_liquid: Cankle wrist. #tuckermax more » bluebears: I feel like I saw a lot written about this movie leading up to the release. But...it was probably all on this website. #tuckermax more » o-line: For those who are curious and don't wish to visit Max's site: $1,417,696 domestic. #tuckermax more » sarahvendzules: Um, can we please talk about those freakishly tiny hands? more » BettyCrocker: He has the face of someone who I should want to make out with, even though I'm not partial to blond guys. Regular features, a square jaw, appealing 5... more » heywhat: Did it ever occur to Tucker that this so-called huge fan was maybe lying to him and just didn't want to go see the movie? I think Tucker hasn't realiz... more » OHymenMyHymen: I market movies for a living. Therefore I can officially diagnose the problem with the film as being three-fold. -The film went too wide, too fast. ... more » -
#failures
Who's Tucker Max Blaming For His Movie's Failure Now?
Oh, Tucker Max: he gave sleazy Encyclopedia Brotanica-eque website AskMen.com an interview. Given the chance to speak freely, he starts his egomanical blame game all over again. This time, blame: Middle America, The Man, His Artistry, and His Producers. Awesome!
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#movies
Tucker Max Has an Explanation
Schlitz-grasping cargo short sporter Tucker Max has finally figured out why his movie, Penis in a Beer Cozy, was a financial failure.
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#correspondence
Tucker Max Could Have Defeated Obama
Because we strive for balance in strident denunciations, here is an email from some Tucker Max fan: More » -
#toptenlists
Tucker Max's Biggest Fans Explain His Transcendent Movie
Tucker Max's movie "Poop: My Story" is really, objectively not doing well, at all. We'll just delicately link to the weekend's movie chart, with no overt comment. However! The sycophants on Tucker Max's message boards have an alternative view. More » -
#theolds
Tucker Max repeatedly calls interviewer "sweetie." Is he 87 years old? Only possible explanation.
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#numbers
Tucker Max's second week in theaters. Guess how he did. No, really. Guess.
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#kreepiekats
Kreepie Kats in "Dave Why'd You Sleep With Staffers?"
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#historicmeetings
Tucker Max and Carson Daly, Together
"There aren't a whole lot of people in culture that are unapologetically masculine." This sentence was uttered by Tucker Max, in response to a question from Carson Daly last night. Again: Tucker Max, Carson Daly, unapologetic masculinity. That is all. -
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#success
So How's That Tucker Max Movie Doing?
As you all know, we've just concluded the opening weekend of Tucker Max's film debut, "Alcohol and Poop Go Together Like Whores and EZ Cheez." How grand a mark has it made on cinema history? Let's go to the scorecards!
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#tooinsidery
Tucker Max Lies About Totally Inconsequential Thing
Here's our artist friend Tucker "Tucker" Max (who am I to make fun of names?) on the "Lemondrop" radio show scoffing at the notion that he would ever email Gawker, that's ridiculous. Huh. More » -
#artists
Today's Lies From Tucker Max
Tucker Max did an interview with City Pages in Minneapolis about his movie. He said at least six untrue things: More » -
#badvertising
Tucker Max's Campaign of Hate Against Chicago's Transit System
The Mad AssHatter Himself, Tucker Max, went to war with Chicago's Transit System over a series of advertisements for his film, I Hope They Serve Rosé On Fire Island, or whatever it's called. Guess who won?
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#what
Tucker Max Eaten by Alligators
Oh look, a student at the University of Florida totally liked Tucker Max's movie. Probably because Tucker has irrefutable photographic evidence that he hooked up with Tim Tebow, right on the football field. A commenter sums up the situation best: More » -
#reviews
Tucker Max's Movie: Poop
Last night I went and watched the upcoming Tucker Max movie, in full. Here is what I saw, before I erase it from my mind entirely.
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#instantclassics
Tucker Max Can Assure You His Movie Is Hilarious
It's almost time: time for Tucker fuckin' Max to unleash his movie ["One of the best comedies released over the past generation."—Tucker Max] on the world. You know who thinks this movie is fuckin' awesome? Tucker fuckin' Max.
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#craigslist
The Depraved Sadness of a Tucker Max Fan
This Seattle Craigslist ad just says it all about Tucker Max's fan base, doesn't it? The lying, the hero worship, the stunted relationship with the opposite sex. More » -
#trailerpark
Poop On a Fat Midget Stripper As You Watch This Tucker Max Movie Trailer
If you didn't like our bootleg leaked version of the trailer for Ho/Bro blogger Tucker Max's upcoming cinematic tour-de-force, I Enjoy Alcohol, you can watch the official trailer below. Really, this one's much better. More » -
#tuckermax
Lowlights from Tucker Max's Terrible Movie
Is bro-blogger Tucker Max's movie as chest-thumpingly awful as the script made it out to be? Based on some "leaked" footage we've been sent, yes, yes it is. Sex with midgets and deaf girls; wannabe-alpha-male trash talk; it's all there. More » -
#shutupcollege
Womyn vs. Tucker Max in Battle of Annoyances
Which is more unbearable: Tucker Max, or Ohio State University student group Womyn and Allies Rising in Resistance (WaARiR)? Finally, they've met in a death match so we can find out! More » -
#kidsthesedays
College Radicalism Replaced by Tucker Max
Back in the sixties, college kids read books—books about revolution and sex and drugs. Today, college kids read Harry Potter books and whine about cops touching their Macbooks. Who's responsible? Tucker Max. More »
