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more about #twilight more comments → ArtfulSlinger: Not kidding, when I went to college there was a dude who called himself a vampire, only took night classes, wore leather all year long and was kicked ... more » Matt Cherette: I knew that girl was lying! [www.tmz.com] more » Matt Cherette: The teen girl who claims she was bitten on the neck lives right by me; the movie theater in question is the one I visit regularly. I think she's makin... more » mimigoliath: Were they complaining about Eminem and 50 Cent at all? Half their song was bleeped out because of cursing, and I'm sorry, but even implied cursing get... more » Jim Topoleski: Im going to be honest. I have nothing against gay acts on TV. But I certainly have things against really bad signing and crappy dancing. Adam might b... more » SuchAndSuch: I think parents have every right to be pissed off. They have a reasonable expectation of being able to tune into the AMA's and not have to see a sexu... more » unclevanya: As a heathen prancing sissynanny gayboy (who can sing), I can't stand that Adam may skate away from this because people will come to his defense over ... more » dandles: What does Out Magazine have to say about this? I don't think his publicists are too worried about reining him in, or maybe they've just given up. Fo... more » hotpinklovesofa: Two guys kissing on TV will turn your boys gay but Miley Cyrus dancing on the pole at the Teen Choice Awards won't turn your girls into whores? Inter... more » heywhat: I was tempted to call in and complain myself about that god awful song. more » Dot: But isn't Adam Lambert's crotch connected to everything? more » BowlingForDollars: People being shocked at Adam Lambert remind me of the morons who got up and walked out during a David Sedaris reading. The first step in watching/att... more » DahlELama: You had me at Aziz Ansari. Apatow, I'm still kinda pissed about Funny People, but if you promise to finally leave Seth Rogen out of one of your movies... more » jillofalltrades: "Upscale viewers" is code for gay men with disposable income, just like "urban" is code for black. more » i'm a bottle: Does anyone really listen to the Parents' Television Council? I'd like to see that. Oh, and don't they understand that they're just playing into his... more » -
#lookout
When Twihards Attack: A Compendium of New Moon Fans' Brawls and Molestations
A brawl over a Robsessed poster leaves one hospitalized. A middle-aged man is at large after biting a teen girl's neck. Schoolyard attacks plague innocent children. Where are our vampire-protectors when we really need them? (updated)
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#traderoundup
Adam Lambert's Crotch Is Connected to the 'Send Angry Email' Button of Parents Everywhere
Adam Lambert's crotch-thrusting, face-humping performance did not sit well with many viewers hoping for a staid and wholesome American Music Awards. Unsurprised enough yet? Well here's another very predictable fact: It was the gay parts that pissed people off. More » -
#traderoundup
New Moon Single-Handedly Saved the Movie Industry This Weekend
Anyone dreading another entertainment news cycle dominated by "Twilight," shut your eyes now: The sexy vampires of "New Moon" came, they saw, they earned $258.8 million worldwide last weekend. There is no way to avoid writing about this. More » -
#kreepiekats
Kreepie Kats in: "*NO ONE* in Twilight _EVER_ has sex with ~Anyone~! It's like Behrle's Collyer Brothers' Homage/Apartment Every Night Since Last June!"
Jim Berhle's cartoon kitties face a bleak Oprah-less future where the only thing left on TV is European soccer and trailers for sexless vampire movies. -
#opencaption
Gothic Girl
[Taylor Momsen predictably wore black (but an unpredictably long skirt) at the The Cinema Society screening of The Twilight Saga: New Moon in New York last night. Image via Getty] -
#traderoundup
The Vampires Are Coming! Lock Up Your Checkbooks
In a few months, after New Moon leaves the theaters, we will celebrate the milestone of being halfway through our national Twilight journey, with only two more films to go. But first we have to get through this weekend. More » -
#twitwits
Oh, Lydia, Engaging the Crazies on Twitter Will Only Make Them Crazier
Socialite, model, and cool movie star Lydia Hearst loves her some Twitter. While it's great to tell us that she's going to a Twilight screening tonight (OMG!), she should not use it to engage the right-wingnuts who attack her. More » -
#vampires
The Twlight saga's screenwriter tells Jewish Journal all the vampires in the series are kosher.
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#opencaption
Tiger Beatdown
[A rabid teenage girl tries to get the ultimate souvenir when she attempts to rip off Robert Pattinson's arm at The Twilight Saga: New Moon premiere in L.A. last night. Image via Getty] -
#fanfiction
Twilight Premiere Brings Out the Freaks: 14 Twihard Creations and the Stories They Inspire
Stepping into the cold air of a moonless night, Bella Swan quivered with anticipation for the Twilight: New Moon premiere. Awaiting the film's arrival at a theater near her, she contented herself with a handsome assortment of Edward Cullen-themed objects.
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#traderoundup
New Moon's Obliteration of All Media Begins Today
We hope 2012 is enjoying its 15 minutes. Sure the movie had a humongous weekend at the box office, but even a Mayan-prophesied can not withstand an assault by a certain group of of teenage vampires. More » -
#shutupvanhelsing
Please Stop Telling Teen Girls Vampires Are Bad for Them
Vampires are huge. Ratings for fang banging shows are unbelievable and the anticipation for the Twilight sequel is vomit inducing. We're sick of the undead too, but please stop telling girls that liking vampires will warp them! More » -
#fuckinvampires
Will The Nu-Vampire Trend Please Die? Tonight?
Remember the Tarantino/Rodriguez camp-fest that was From Dusk Til' Dawn? George Clooney killed a bunch of south-of-the-border stripper/hooker-vampires using holy water-loaded Super Soakers. That was in 1996, and it should've been the end of vampire-cool. Now look where we are.
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#gossiproundup
Lights Go Out on Nobu Boss
Taylor Lautner is a lucky werewolf, K-Hud & A-Rod at it like bunnies, Alicia Silverstone puts Craig Ferguson's lights out, Real Housewives torture their children, and Shakira's hips want to lie down and push a baby out. So much gossip! More » -
#artsandcrafts
Nothing Says Halloween and British Like a Robert Pattinson Cross Stitch
English newspaper the Guardian has come up with a way to "show your allegiance to the vampire world" this Halloween: a cross-stitch pattern of Twilight star Robert Pattinson. You're welcome. -
#twilight
Twilight's PR Campaign Threatens to Burn America to the Ground
With just weeks to go until the debut of New Moon, the second installment of the Twilight series, Summit Entertainment, the film's distributor, is clearly playing with fire. More » -
#traderoundup
Twilight Invasion Begins with Star-Laden Soundtrack Dropping Today
It's Halloween monster time in Hollywood — but which is more scary, the ones with fangs in Twilight or Wild Things, or the ones with spray on tans like Jon Gosselin, or the ones with really big wallets like Rupert? More » -
#bloodsucking
Don't Try to Tell Us Vampires Are the New Gays
The theory that teen girls are suddenly all about vampires because they want to have sex with gay men is interesting. Also, total crap. More » -
#traderoundup
As Vivendi Fiddles, Hollywood Awaits Big Shake-Up (or Shake-Down)
Nothing that excites Hollywood more than the thought of a studio changing hands; the implications spilling down over a generation of executives and deals might be completely incomprehensible from this distance, but they are darn exciting. More » -
#videuhoh
New Twilight: New Moon Trailer Leaks, Teenage Girls' Heads Explode En Masse
Heard of a film called Sorority Row? No? It's a lame teen horror flick starring nobody of note but Rumer Willis and Audrina Patridge. But pathological teenage stalkettes have, because it's got the new Twilight: New Moon trailer preceding it. More »
