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more about #twitsoffate more comments → SarahHeartburn: Good thing she didn't start Twittering until the robbery was over. I immediately though of that Tobias Wolff story, "Bullet in the Brain". (It's on th... more » Forgetitjake: Sprang. more » BullfightsOnAcid: TravelingAnna ok the gunman is now walking over to me. TravelingAnna he's telling me to stop twittering. his voice is very husky. TravelingAnna he's g... more » The Real JR: Wait- how is she able to navigate, update via the mobile web app and unabashedly umlaut without a trackball yet she's unable to press the green phone ... more » Aaron Altman: How in the name of heck does a trackball go missing like that? more » maevemealone: What are the pills? more » RedLineRage: That is a big-ass bowl of cereal. more » Hands: This is why I avoid Twitter and stick to Facebook, which only maims. more » iplaudius: Poland and Kazakhstan breathe sighs of relief. more » badasscat: I wonder if she's got a Clarkman garbage disposal hooked up to that bathtub. more » whoneedslight: Why are European bathtubs so much more awesome than US bathtubs (and twice as deep)? more » Dave J.: That is a hell of a lot of hair care products on that bathtub there. more » trickadick: Since when did Romania get running water? And electricity?! I didn't think they were ready for one, but clearly not both. more » Colonel Mustard: I got a nasty cut when I tried to operate my wheat thresher in the bathtub, so I know what she's going through. more » bitchincamaro: "Twittering", according to that funny cartoon thing on Current: Randomly bragging about your inconsequential life Said, and done. more » -
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This Bank Robbery Will Be Twittered
Web producer Annemarie Dooling was in line at HSBC when a robbery held up the bank. She immediately sprung into action. On Twitter. More » -
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The Deadly Side (For Real) of Twitter
Twitter won't just give you a black eye; as Flavia Maria Boricea found out, Twitter also kills.
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