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more about #ugh more comments → StonedAndDethroned: [Disclosure: Neal Boulton once commissioned a blowjob from me and reciprocated by screaming "I'M NOT GAY!" before I even had a chance to swallow so I ... more » manchops: As I've always said, NEVER trust a male "bisexual." Seriously. more » Spirit Fingers: Thought that was Jake Gyllenhaal with an ill advised pompadour for half a tic. And Tiger will surely subdue you with his mastodonic forearm and then e... more » BookishLookish: Oh, please. Why did he keep it a secret for such a long time if he was on such moral high ground? Like Neal Boulton wouldn't sell his ass to the highe... more » Pope John Peeps II: Wonder if I still have my star over on this side of things. EDIT: does anyone else notice that Neal Boulton looks a LOT like K.D. Lang. Has anyone ... more » secretagentman: My favorite part? Hamilton's disclosure. I adore honesty. more » drunkexpatwriter: Why does Men's Fitness care about Tiger having affairs? Did they suddenly become People Magazine? more » MrInBetween: He "high-tailed it out of there?" Who does he think he is? Bugs Bunny? more » Barking Spider: Great. More deadbeats at Starbucks. #unemployment more » drunkexpatwriter: Since that doesn't include people who have stopped looking for work, recent college graduates and people who are getting like 15 hours a week at Wal-M... more » momof3wildkids: 0.3% higher isn't exactly "slightly" higher in economic terms. #unemployment more » Cunning_Linguist: I thought that said "signed hair." In which case, I'd be impressed. more » Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: I believe it's "sung" hair. more » God: Typical coastal elitists. I gotta tell you, Real Americans in the trailer parks of Idaho and the suburbs of South Carolina truly feel the pain of 9/11... more » Grim Reaper of the Forest: I'm glad I don't have TV. That was a bad 13 months living in DC. 9/11, local postal workers dying of anthrax, co-workers on Cipro. Oh, and then the ... more » -
#media
God Damn Neal Boulton Somehow Co-Opts Tiger Woods Publicity
Who is the big winner in this Salacious Tiger Woods Sex Scandal? Self-promoting pansexual former gay magazine editor Neal Boulton. More » -
#thegreatrecession
The official unemployment rate is now 10.2%, higher than analysts expected, according to Bloomberg.
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#ugh
For as little as $1,600, Michael Jackson's singed hair can be yours. [Sun]
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#ugh
MSNBC's Continues Tradition of Airing PTSD-Inducing 9/11 Footage
There are many ways to memorialize the eighth anniversary of the Sept. 11 attacks. This morning, MSNBC chose the worst: re-airing the tape of their coverage from that terrible morning. More » -
#thewrittenword
Right-Wing Press to Publish Right-Wing Beauty Queen's Right-Wing Book, Coos Right-Wing Blog
Oh good! Carrie Prejean, the brave stateswoman who stood up nobly at a Miss USA pageant and said that gay people shouldn't have equal rights, has landed a book deal with prestigious imprint Regnery. Andrew Breitbart is so excited! More » -
#ronntorossian
Ambulance-Chasing, PR Version
Never let it be said that Ronn [sic] Torossian was not among the very first shameless D-grade flacks to post a Youtube video opining on the future of Michael Jackson's "brand" before the man's body was even cold. -
#printisdead
Newspaper Company Builds Its Own Coffin
Scripps—the company that closed the Rocky Mountain News and posted a $220 million loss last quarter—is opening its brand new, $95 million headquarters for the Naples (FL) Daily News. It is the worst newspaper business thing ever. More » -
#traderoundup
Everyone Overseas Wants to See a Terminated America
Funny little news today about the internet, about foreign box office, about annoying reality shows on CBS and bizarro ones on Canadian TV. Plus news on your home movie about furries. More » -
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#localpolitics
What's Up With the Albany Coup?
New York's fate rests in the open palms of a guy who lives in Westchester but represents the Bronx and who works in a little shithole 130 miles up the Hudson from here. And the guy who slashed his girlfriend. More » -
#chooselife
This Abortion-Providing Doctor Is Probably the Next to be Assassinated
There is only one clinic in all of Mississippi where women can obtain a legal abortion. This is breaking news, Washington Post? We're surprised there's one! Let's all meet the next doctor to be murdered by domestic terrorists: More » -
#ugh
David Carradine Death Photo Rules Out Suicide
A Bangkok tabloid ran a photo of David Carradine's hanging body that was leaked to them in this morning's edition. The rather disturbing photo definitely shows the actor's hands tied above his head. There's something eerily off, here. More » -
#recessionomics
Get Funemployed!
The Way We Live Now: Funemployed. That's the new word, really! Does it sort of make you want to get gangsters to dispose of the linguist who coined "Funemployment," then flee to live on a houseboat barge? You're not alone.
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#joetheplumber
Joe the Plumber Is an Independent Douchebag
Joe the Plumber divorced the GOP this week, because he is in love with unwarranted attention. We should send him to Israel permanently, he could take down Likud in a month. [HuffPo] -
#ugh
Bill Kristol Wins Prize
Good morning! Bill Kristol will receive $250,000 for being an asshole who is always wrong this June. More » -
#culturewars
Cry, Laugh At World's Dumbest Anti-Gay Ad Auditions
Hey, here is an ad that will make you furious. Furious! It is about how the gay marriage will hurt these people. You've never seen so many infuriating lies in 60 seconds. More » -
#sad
The GOP's Little Superstar
Conservative wunderkind Jonathan Krohn was interviewed by CBS's Bob Schieffer today, in case you want to feel sad. More » -
#culturewars
Heartland High School Principals Classify Rent as 'Edgy' Again
Now that long-running musical Rent has closed on Broadway, the inevitable, awful high school productions have begun. Which is ruffling parental and administrative feathers across the land. But, really, what's the big deal with Rent? More » -
#breaking
CIA Chief Accused of Rape in Algeria
All that goodwill Obama whipped up in the Muslim world yesterday? That may be over. A CIA station chief apparently drugged and raped at least two women in Algeria, ABC reports. More »
