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more about #usa more comments → ShanghaiLil: I used to get sexually harassed at the gym. There was an employee there who would offer me free tanning on the unspoken condition that he got to "che... more » BettyCrocker: Straight guys go the the gym? Wow! Factoid of the day! more » NoelleBlue: I thought cleavage remarks at the gym were par for the course? Really, if I don't get stared at I must be *failing*. (this is a joke. I am now at an a... more » Spirit Fingers: Sooo basically the Battery Park Swim and Fitness club is a place for twelve year olds? Bra-strap snapping? I'm just saying if you're going to SEX HARA... more » restless: Oh, that's nothing. I train in what used to be considered a typically all-male sport of MMA, and the comments at dojos and schools are unbelievable. E... more » mfnher: Best workout video [www.youtube.com] more » Unsolicited Advice: You mean that humans are addicted to some bizarre combination of sex and self-destruction leading to an endless self-defeating cycle of self-recrimina... more » sanyucat: The only thing that's degrading about my gym, the 92nd Street Y, is that sometimes you'll be running on the treadmill and find out via their closed-ci... more » TheSometimesWhy: Is it me or can anyone else look at this picture and hear our personal trainer du jour uttering a dulcet "C'mon, baby, three more. Daddy needs, that'... more » AzureTexan: I've concluded that if you eat Twinkies on a treadmill, you'll kind of break even. Also, if you drink whiskey while polevaulting, you'll break even more. more » DahlELama: As long as meth is still an acceptable tool for weight loss, I think we're all OK. more » Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: As Andrew Hamilton said, "The man who loves his country prefers its liberty to all other considerations, well knowing that without liberty life is a m... more » Jackie Yoshi: Finally someone who gets it! I think Jillian is a major bitch, and she's blaming the fat people for taking it too far. When you have psychotic raging ... more » VoxPopuli: People - can we all agree at least that Jillian Michaels looks like an itty-bitty dick centered between those giant balls? Yeah, thought I'd stop by a... more » raincoaster: Wow, smell all the earnestness in the comments section! How do I get back to Gawker from here? more » -
#trendwatch
Every Healthy Action Bound to Backfire
America just can't win. We stopped smoking—then we all got fat. So we lipo-sucked all the fat out and put it in our breasts, where it could do some good. Then we got sex-harassed at the gym! More » -
#fitness
Biggest Loser: Basically Killing Fat People for Your Amusement
Most obese Americans, meaning most Americans, have given up hope of ever losing that weight unless they can land a spot as a contestant on NBC's Biggest Loser. Unfortunately, Biggest Loser is made of 100% evil. More » -
#law
Court: 'F— the Police'
In perhaps the greatest American legal decision since "A Book Named 'John Cleland's Memoirs of a Woman of Pleasure' v. Attorney General of Massachusetts," a Pittsburgh court awarded a man $50,000 for flicking off a cop. More » -
#polls
Outrage-Off: Glenn Beck vs. Wesley Pruden
Lib bigots and Muslims are sending America to hell. The only thing that can save us is the one-upmanship of right wing psychos competing to say the most outrageously xenophobic thing. Today's contenders: a television crazy, and a newspaper crazy. More » -
#recessionomics
It's All Your Fault
The Way We Live Now: With total disregard for everything, except our own selfish desire for precious money. You're hurting your families. You're falling behind the rest of the world, wasting time gambling and tinkering. What's wrong with you? More » -
#rants
No, That Is Not Anthrax
So far this week, the UN missions of six separate countries have been temporarily shut down and decontaminated because they received envelopes full of flour in the mail. This whole "anthrax" thing is overrated. More » -
#outrage
Lib Bigots Protect Gays but Jail Horse-Lovers
Who will stand up for the rights of the brave NYC taxi driver who kicked two gay men out of his cab, for gay-hugging? Andrea Peyser will stand up for him. Enough of this gay PC crapola. More » -
#trendwatch
The War on Fat Is a Holy War
America is prepared to sacrifice its own children in order to win the War on Fat, with the help of Jesus, and The Government. More » -
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#recessionomics
America's Biggest Rubber Band Ball Takes Second Job at Hooters
The Way We Live Now: Bouncing into oblivion. Not giving a hoot. Skiing off the edge. Having horrible holidays. Believing, or not. More » -
#videuhoh
Today Show's Jenna Wolfe Has a Dirty, Dirty Mind
There are mispronunciations, and then there are Freudian slips. What does it say about Jenna Wolfe's subconscious that she took put a dirty spin on actor Matt Bomer's name? More » -
#jobsinhell
What's the Worst Beat in American Journalism?
The Times today profiles Michael Graczyk, an AP reporter whose beat is Texas executions. He's watched hundreds of people die. Sounds terrible. But is it the worst possible beat? Help us find out! More » -
#recessionomics
Poverty Is Russian Roulette
The Way We Live Now: There's a high probability that it's not "in poverty!" Five-sixths of us are not officially languishing in the fetid cesspool of government-defined economic despair. There's always that one out of six, yes. That happens occasionally. More » -
#trendwatch
The War on Hoarding
It used to be that people who were compulsive hoarders suffered in silence. Now they can suffer on national television! That A&E show Hoarders has made them the hottest crazies on the block. Should they be destroyed? More » -
#trendwatch
America Pursues Fitness Through Pseudoscience
The only "news" topic Americans really care about any more is: Innovative ways to lose weight and become superhuman athletic "champions," in order to get sex. Alas, we only try to achieve this by scientifically repackaging snack foods. And perfume. More » -
#recesssionomics
Wall Street Celebrates Your Unemployment With Record Gains
The Way We Live Now: Basking in economic glory. Nobel Prize for economics? Check. Wall Street's highest point of the year? Check. The rest of our nation's crumbling economic infrastructure, from Wichita to Vegas? Check minus. That's still one check! More » -
#thecutespiracy
Click This Post One Million Times to Save a Baby Seal!
Sometimes you just want to grab The American Consumer about the shoulders, and shake him, and yell: "Hey, stop being such a sucker!" Because...OMG a fuzzy wuzzy baby seal! I must buy so much Dawn® brand product, or he dies. More » -
#brightideas
How Can We Lose Some Weight?
We as Americans are not in the shape we once (1942) were. Is it possible to "lose" the accumulated weight of decades of Cap'n Crunch, Nestle Quik, and Quarter Pounders? America's willing to give it a shot. With crazy schemes. More » -
#theend
There Is No Stopping Al Qaeda's Booty Bombs
Here is the new thing for you to worry about, in terms of your own unavoidable violent death: Al Qaeda is now smuggling bombs inside their rectums. There is no hope of detection until it blows.
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#advertisinginhell
Ads Now Inserted Into Other Ads
The Home Shopping Network is a 24/7 ad for various useless crap. But is one single nonstop layer of ads enough, for consumers to learn about various pieces of crap? Or maybe could they put some ads in those ads? More » -
#usa
Sexxxy Cat Lady Arrests Dirty Foreigner
On top of everybody else, another person who's not gonna stand for this Mo-mar Khadafy character and his smelly Libyan camel brigade is Andrea Peyser, sexxxy patriotic American (USA). More »
