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more about #valentinesday more comments → TedSez: How To Lose a Man in 10 D--- ... Nope, Sorry, Jessica, You Still Need To Get a Restraining Order more » SidAndFinancy: Piñata Mondatta more » Smitros: Tart's Heart Part more » Uncle_Billy_Slumming: . more » wholenuther: I have a feeling the night ended with SIlverman, Lohan and Ronson in the hot tub, eating chocolate covered strawberries, and, ahem, making amends. more » FreddieBietzsche: Justin, those "drunken female cries" you hear are just the wretched EV females who pine to know if you truly deserve your provocative middle name. Or ... more » Baroness: If these two crazy kids can't make it work..romance is dead, people. Oh wait, I meant: these two richly deserve each other. more » Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Samantha tastes like bubblegum fried in rancid oil. more » jasonelias: Samantha Ronson with a scowl, that's pretty much permanent anyway isn't it? more » MisterHippity: "The only coke pants I've been trying to get into are yours, honey! Honest!" more » Trixie from Toronto: Both these girls are way too skinny and I'll come out and say it: I think they're inhaling something illegal on a regular basis! more » Carol Gardens: By the way, the name of memoir is "Send Yourself Flowers". more » VoxPopuli: But didn't they notice him floating in that bubble above them? Also, how did he hold his notebook without any hands? more » BxgrlJeri: She strikes me as a person who didn't give a crap that she was alone on Valentine's Day and good for her. more » Deskhackla at gmail dot com: Fiona Apple - "Paper Bag" Also, "Waltz for Debby" - Tony Bennett & Bill Evans more » -
#opencaption
No, We Won't Forgive You for I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
[Jessica Biel uses gifts to try to erase the ghosts of turkeys past on the set of her upcoming movie Valentine's Day. Image via INF] -
#filmschooled
We've Got Mixed Feelings About The Valentine's Day Script
Not long after we posted about the cringe-inducing concept of releasing a movie for women called Valentine's Day on Valentine's day, a tipster sent the entire script to us via email. [Jezebel] -
#filmschooled
Valentine's Day: What He's Just Not That Into You Hath Wrought
In February, thanks to a star-studded cast and aggressive marketing, He's Just Not That Into You made $94 million, despite being a gay minstrel show with "desperately needy" heroines and black people punchlines. Guess what? [Jezebel] -
#paparazzi
Lindsay Lohan Fights With Girlfriend In First Hour of Valentine's Day
Lindsay Lohan's Valentine's Day got off to an awesome start at 1 AM Saturday: A fight on the streets of Nolita, trailed by paparazzi and a reporter for the New York Post. More » -
#criticalstalker
Kathleen Turner, Valentine's Table for One
Well, at least one other person had a lonely little Valentine's Day. Celebrated widestanced actress Kathleen Turner. A tipster saw her dining out last night, table for one. More » -
#snff
What's Your Favorite Sad Bastard Song?
It's that wretched love day and I'm doing fine now, but later on I'll probably sit around and get miserable off mournful ditties. This is one of my favorites. The Frames, "What Happens..." More » -
#videolisticle
Five Sexy Valentine's Day Movies for Shut-Ins
Happy V-Day, dicklickers. Obviously I'm working today and obviously you're on the internet. So boo-hoo for both of us. If you're staying in tonight like me, but want some sexy-time, here are movie suggestions. More » -
#picoftheday
A Valentine's Day for Love or Money
Is that box of chocolates about saving your relationship, or saving the economy? Florists, chocolatiers, and card-sellers are hoping for some love from shoppers this weekend. (Photo by Joe Raedle/Getty Images) -
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#valentinesday
Experience The Phyllis J. McGuire Mystique
You may have noticed a striking ad on page 5 of THR today, prominently featuring what appears to be the human equivalent of an Easter Peep. More » -
#holidays
Things To Do On Valentine's Day When You're Lonely and Miserable
Valentine's Day is approaching, and that's bad news for singles in New York. Restaurants are all crowded and mostly expensive prix fixe menus and there are kissing jerks everywhere. So what should singletons do?
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