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more about #valleyspawn more comments → Tremonius: If the `spawn of a former Yahoo CEO' demands of a bouncer "just fucking Google me, you dumb fuck" then the search wars are already lost, and Microsof... more » random_play: Ok, I admit it. I want to see her sex video. You know there's at least one out there, and it has to be good. That mouth was designed for one thing. more » nicepony: As my grandmother said; You get the face you deserve. more » raincoaster: She always looks like a really mediocre tranny Mariah Carey impersonator. more » Magister: She's quite the Yahooligan! more » Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Oh, almost forgot. Speaking of fameballs -- I was driving along minding my own business, and then BOOM there she was, Julia Allison, in my car, selli... more » Ted Dziuba: Fact: her smile makes her look like a stroke victim. more » Accidental Billionaire: She has been seeded. It's amazing how these guys choose ultra-petite snobby PhD's. Those woman are basically made to be bought and fucked. more » mommy_dearest: I vote we call her "Stanford Ph.D and former model" instead. (oops, is my jez showing?) more » Inhaler: Ack, no picture. My embedding skills are not l33t. Here is the picture I was trying to post. I thought the resemblance was uncanny. more » Inhaler: ...Separated at birth? more » Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Here dad screws her up, and you bag on her. Nice. more » BadUncle: Why don't these people just enter rehab quietly? Why the press release if you can't own up to addiction? more » skahammer: I'm just glad Courtenay's around, as a qualified substitute in case I ever give up my hopeless and inevitably doomed crush on Sarah Silverman. But who... more » Weegee's bored: I'd be exhausted too, walking around with a crown reading "Pussycat Dolls" on my head. more » -
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Yahoo's Lesbian 'Don Juan' Backhands Lindsay Lohan
Courtenay Semel, the sapphic spawn of former Yahoo CEO Terry Semel, is quoted in the lesbian magazine Curve dissing former lady friend Lindsay Lohan. Then she complains that the media twists her relationships. The nerve of this one.
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Google's Naughty Heir Lusts for New York
Philippe Dauman Jr. can't stop flouting taboos. Friends remember his Park Avenue orgies. Family members note he joined Google when his father's Viacom sued it for $1 billion. Even San Francisco, we hear, is too tepid for him. More » -
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Google Founder Larry Page Has Impregnated Model-Ph.D. Wife
Larry Page, the dorkier half of Google's founding duo, has mastered at least one basic human function: His wife, former model and Stanford bioinformatics Ph.D. Lucy Southworth, is pregnant. More » -
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Rehab For Courtenay Semel's 'Exhaustion'
Courtenay Semel is ready to stop lighting her girlfriends' hair on fire, or at least regain access to the trust fund her father, former Yahoo CEO Terry Semel, locked her out of. More » -
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Twitter, the Next Generation
Twitter CEO Ev Williams is working on a new product release, currently in beta testing inside wife Sara Morishige's womb: The couple's first child. More » -
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Google Founder Sacrifices Son, Last Shreds of Integrity to Science
Google cofounder Sergey Brin and wife Anne Wojcicki are so unconcerned with privacy that they're donating their newborn son's DNA to science. So surely they won't mind if we tell you the kid's name. More » -
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San Francisco's First Lady Pregnant with Gavin Newsom's Campaign Prop
We hear Jennifer Siebel, the actress wife of San Francisco mayor Gavin Newsom, is pregnant — and furious with the friends who let word slip. But we bet her pro-gay marriage husband is thrilled. More » -
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Courtenay Semel: Ex-Yahoo CEO Dad Cut Her Off
What took him so long? Terry Semel, the Hollywood boss who abruptly quit his job as Yahoo's CEO in 2007, has frozen his daughter Courtenay's trust fund.
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Google Billionaire's Baby Benji Already a Web Mogul
Some Google users feel lucky. And others are born lucky. Benji Brin, the baby son of Google cofounder Sergey Brin and biotech entrepreneur Anne Wojcicki, falls in the latter category. More » -
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Sergey Brin's Weird, Weird Baby Shower
Googlers do things differently. But Google's founders are quirkier than you might imagine. Take the diaper-fetish party Larry Page threw to celebrate the coming birth of Sergey Brin and Anne Wojcicki's first child.
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