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more about #videos more comments → scroll_lock: McSTD more » BadUncle: Why is he "McSteamy?" He looks McChunky, to me. Kind of like a young Curly Howard. more » ellagood: first of all, it wasn't a sex tape. it was only remotely interesting because we finally saw peen. but i am more disturbed about the wellbeing of the ... more » paxcincinnatus: You think this is bad? Somewhere between Manhattan and Dallas there stalks a mad Sean Salisbury - and he has an iPhone and your email address. more » Bos'un's Mate: I vaguely recall. Was I supposed to pay close attention or care? more » kookla: I read this today and was tickled pink. I can't wait until the judge throws this out of court for being so McStupid. TEAM GAWKER! more » phlox✔: And all along I thought this was a Nudist, Vegan & Hemp lifestyle promotional video. more » Hate_Brian_Club_I'mNotOnlyThePresidentI'mAClient: "if you don't want a sex tape on the internet, "don't make one!" Sounds along the lines of "I'm not worried if my phones are tapped *I'm* not saying ... more » Matt Cherette: IMO, the timing of this suit is quite suspect. TMZ reported on August 17 that Marty Singer was planning to sue on behalf of Dane and Gayheart...so w... more » snugbug: WTF are they even suing over? Which effing state statue are they pegging this lawsuit onto? That Gawker obtained the video illegally? Or that dispersi... more » Cynner: Wow, you give them all this free PR for their sagging careers -- and this is the payback you get? What has happened to good old fashioned "career boo... more » Conchie Birdie: Ha! You would think they'd send you guys cookies or something for all that free press. more » FaceMelter: Can we please stop calling it a sex tape? Getting high with friends while naked is hardly sex. more » snugbug: Wait a sec: Did these cry babies sue Gawker Media (an incorporated entity) or Nick himself? Not a J.D., so I can't tell the difference--but anyway, bo... more » uncle_wiggly: McSteamy should count himself lucky that Denton cut out the shot of his egg-shaped penis. more » -
#filmschooled
Latex, Sex & A Burning Sensation: An Analysis Of Lady Gaga's New Vid
Oh. My. God. I love the "Bad Romance" video so hard. And I love it even more now that I've broken it down frame-by-frame and discovered the underlying themes and hidden meanings. Let's begin: [Jezebel] -
#theroad
"The Road" Is Lined With Dismal Sayings, Skulls On Sticks In New Trailer
Thanksgiving will see you giving thanks that you're not living in the movie adaptation of Cormac McCarthy's The Road, judging from the ultra-bleak new trailer. Takeaway message: the world is dying, and pleasant dreams mean you've given up on living. [io9] -
#wearesued
McSteamy Fires Back at Gawker Over Naked Hot Tub Adventure Tape
Some of you may recall a little tape we ran last month featuring a largely naked romp between Eric Dane, his wife Rebecca Gayheart and beauty-queen-turned-Hollywood-madam Kari Ann Peniche. Today the Danes apparently registered their non-love of it in court. More » -
#progress
Annoying Pop-Up Ads Come to Magazines
CBS has successfully created the world's first video ad inside a print magazine (Entertainment Weekly). It's really loud and plays clips from shows like Two and a Half Men. Also, insanely expensive: More » -
#exclusivevideo
Dane's Anatomy: McSteamy, His Wife and a Fallen Beauty Queen's Naked Threesome
"How did these people end up here?" is the implied question of every sex tape. Especially with the druggy romp Eric Dane (Grey's Anatomy's "Dr. McSteamy") and his wife Rebecca Gayheart filmed with beauty-queen-turned-Hollywood-madam Kari Ann Peniche. More » -
#videuhoh
'Hispanics Keep Out' Guy Loves Nachos, Friendship
Last week some patriotic Azle, TX residents caught heat from the liberal media for their "HISPANICS KEEP OUT" sign. On their private property! So intrepid Guanabee journalist Cindy Casares went and interviewed the nacho-loving(!) sign-poster. Cross-cultural lovefest ahead! More » -
#videos
When the Idea of Sen. Al Franken Was a Joke
NBC hunted through their video archive to find footage of Al Franken's first attempt at questioning a Supreme Court nominee: the 1991 Saturday Night Live spoof on the Clarence Thomas-Anita Hill. Art imitates life which imitates Lorne Michaels. More » -
#artists
Poster Boy, His Arms Star in Documentary
Poster Boy, vandalartist-in-chief of the NYC subway system, has been quiet lately. Or has he? He just had another art show in Jersey, and he stars in this mini-documentary lauding his folk heroism. 'America's Got Talent,' he's ready! [AnimalNY] -
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#thenewhippies
'She Decided She Would Be Funemployed, And Started a Blog'
That whole "Funemployment" thing was clearly a fake trend composed of nothing. Which makes it perfect television! CBS sent its last working journalist to track down these young, wealthy, aimless Funemployed layabouts. Here are their dumb stories. -
#stevekerrlike
What is Barack Obama, Some Sort of Basketball God?
The government has de-classified this video of Barack Obama shooting hoops with some women today, proving he NEVER MISSES, and is therefore irresistible. Did fellow diverse basketball star "Tiger" Woods teach the president his secrets? More » -
#kariferrell
The Hipster Grifter Speaks!
Look, it's your friend the Hipster Grifter, Kari Ferrell, speaking from the heart! Bucky Turco at Animal NY convinced her to come out of hiding and speak to you, the fans. She wants money. More » -
#thingsweactuallylike
The Frickin' Awesomest Bike Stunt Video Ever
If you only watch one video of a guy doing insane, mind-blowing, beautiful tricks on a bike, in Edinburgh, make it this one. In-fucking-credible. More » -
#denials
'Allen Stanford Has Set Out to Defraud...No One'
Mini-Madoff Allen Stanford, charged with Ponzi scheming his investors out of $8 billion, denies everything. He's a patsy! And so nervous that he just says random words that he thinks may form a denial-like statement: More » -
#hipstergrifter
Kari Ferrell, Hipster Grifter: The Illustrated Life
Kari Ferrell: pathological liar, con artist, hipster grifter, fugitive from justice. She left quite a trail. And we're on it! Today, we have pictures, video, and stories from ex-friends and (maybe) family. More » -
#feuds
50 Cent Dons Wig, High-Pitched Voice For Sex Tape Belittling Rival's Manhood
50 Cent is locked in a running feud with Miami rapper (and former corrections officer) Rick Ross. It's all anyone in hip hop is talking about! Naturally, 50 has donned a wig, for a sex tape. More » -
#drugs
Michael Phelps: 'We All Know What You And I Are Talking About'
The swimming fella Michael Phelps was on the Today show this morning talking about his BONG SCANDAL, now that everyone has stopped caring. He's not saying what he did but he won't do it again*. More » -
#advertising
The Future Was Grander in 1993
The practice of predicting the future in ads has always been dicey. But in 1993, AT&T got damn near everything right! Present-day dreamers Microsoft would kill for this record of adverfuturism accuracy: More » -
#compilations
All Ads Are Now Recession Ads
When the good commercials disappear from TV, what are you left with? Unceasing Recession-themed ads. Like these! Cars, services, lottery tickets, infomercials—they all feel your pain! Over, and over, and over... More » -
#publicrelations
Michael Phelps Assures China: Mazda is Better than Weed
Ha: Mazda, the corporate owner of merman Michael Phelps, made Phelps apologize to the entire nation of China for inhaling THC-laden smoke, from a bong. Just imagine the devastating effects that had, on China. More » -
#youtube
Real Hip Hop Head Perched in Front of 'South Park' Poster Calls Out 50 Cent
This Canadian tween totally calls out 50 Cent for "whoring" himself with all his endorsement deals, and not keeping it real. His action figures and 'stache say: listen up, Fif. More »


















