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more about #videuhoh more comments → bodegacat: And I'll see your Martha-shot-firing celebrity and raise you one Matt Damon. more » bodegacat: I was able to shrug off all apocalyptic notions about 2012 - until Palin decided to go rogue with her rouge. That YouTube video and the possible futu... more » Claire Buoyant: Compare this skull to Palin's profile. The Maya elite practised changing the shape of their offspr.... I now fear that predictions about 2012 will ind... more » Trai_Dep: What chills my dark soul to its core is the fact that the above picture of the Palin duo, above, probably launched 1,000 masturbatory fantasies involv... more » Mediahohoho: During "The Gates" Jean Claude and Christo were signing copies of New York Magazine (which had a Christo painting of the project) in Central Park. The... more » heywhat: Martha has already served a stint in the big house. She ain't scared of no Wasilla Hillbilly! more » ms_priestypants: Martha kind of sounded like she might have been nipping at some of her own Christmas Champagne Punch (TM): 1 bottle of champagne 2 cups vodka juice o... more » Tart of Darkness: Oh what a rogue she is! more » If_I_Had_a_Poodle: Yup, you betcha' I'm going to get Sarah to sign my book and I'll buy two and she'll sign both and one I'll keep and one I'll sell on eBay, and Sarah w... more » MrHaroHaro: Someone in the video says "Quittin' on the job". They say that as if they should be surprised. more » Claire Buoyant: Well, she is quite the quitter, isn't she? Maybe some of the people who didn't get their books signed will post their feelings on Palin's Facebook and... more » Baroness: Wow, Martha's delightfully frank there. Prison hardens a person, and she knows Palin's never had to carve her own shiv out of a toothbrush. Pish. (... more » Banjo-Sea Kitten: Now there's two of them to hate. One for being Sarah and the other one for thinking she's a super cool lookalike in her bumpit and homemade pin. Go ho... more » Trai_Dep: I'm struggling to figure out how Fox News will blame Teh Liberals for Palin fans going rabid ferret insane on-camera after Palin pulled a Palin and qu... more » Lysergic Asset: Apparently, at least one of her clones is contractually obligated to appear at each book signing. more » -
#videuhoh
Sarah Palin Now Pissing Off Everyone: Fans Boo Her, Martha Stewart Calls Her 'Dangerous'
Evil Twin-spawning Sarah Palin isn't catching any easy breaks lately. Should she? Better ask her fans who, oh wait, are now booing her. And when Martha Stewart calls you out, damn, you know you've set some kind of bar. More » -
#heroes
Local Reporter Makes It Big
Here is big fancy comedian David Letterman last night, mocking the relaxed on-the-scene reporting style of beloved NY1 animal-handling journalist Roger Clark. Mr. Letterman, that man you so heartlessly deride is an excellent bowler. More » -
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Julia Allison's Performance Art Debut: Critic of Art Critics
I know, I know. GOD, Julia Allison, when will you stop posting about her, she totally sucks, etc, etc. Well, stuff this in your empty comment box and smoke it: Julia Allison, doing performance art, about art. I'm serious. More » -
#videuhoh
Journo Ball Smash of the Day
Nobody ever accused the DC press corps of being graceful. But many have accused the DC press corps of being prone to totally smashing its balls, while enthusiastically trailing behind Nancy Pelosi. This video supports the latter accusation. [Wonkette] -
#wtf
Health Care Vote Draws Near, DC's Crazies Out in Full Force: Babies, Fatties, Death Threats, Paper
There's much chatter about upcoming final votes on the Health Care bill we're basically sick—ahem—of hearing about because when people talk about health care they apparently start to go slightly insane. As evidenced by this baby-assisted floor speech. More » -
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Minka Kelly Will Only Satisfy Derek Jeter to a Certain Point
The supposedly magical ladyparts of Kate Hudson and Friday Night Lights actress Minka Kelly are being credited for their respective boyfriends'—Alex Rodriguez and Derek Jeter—awe-inspiring post-season performance. Here's hoping Ms. Kelly doesn't get jealous of Jeter's new girlfriend. More » -
#videuhoh
Fox Anchor Gets Feisty Over Democratic Invocation of "Fair and Balanced" Tagline
The setup: Fox Anchor Gregg Jarret's talking at Democratic New Jersey Rep. Rob Andrews about constitutional powers and requirements for insurance. It slides into debating the Framers' intent. Andrews invokes Fox's "Fair and Balanced" line, and Jarret gets huffy. More » -
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J-School State of Mind: Columbia's Finest Throw Down The Sick Rhymes
Our J-School embed can only help us so much; he can't provide us with the brilliance that follows, in which you watch a class of Columbia J-Schoolers rapping over Jay-Z's "Empire State of Mind" about ethics in journalism. More » -
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Tasers Now Come In Shotguns, Special Edition "Walls" Of Tase-tainment
Taser technology's evolving! A mere three-pronged shocker's got nothing on a taser shotty. Ba-blaw! Bang bang! If only that were all. You kids protesting globalization and world economic summits, we've got a new present for you, too: a TASER WALL. More » -
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Stephen A. Smith's Come A Long Way From His Cheesy Doodle Doldrums: DEA or DA?
Maybe you're familiar with Stephen A. Smith, one of the most ridiculous people in sports journalism's storied history. Well, Smith's now a talking head on CNN. And he can't tell the difference between a DA and the DEA. More » -
#fuckincops
'You Taser Her, It's All Over the News!'
Yesterday was the National Day of Action Against Police Brutality! One lady's "Action" was "to kick." She got some Police Brutality. More » -
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Today Show's Jenna Wolfe Has a Dirty, Dirty Mind
There are mispronunciations, and then there are Freudian slips. What does it say about Jenna Wolfe's subconscious that she took put a dirty spin on actor Matt Bomer's name? More » -
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Gigantic Seagull Stalks Newsman
Look out behind you, Australian newscaster Peter Hitchiner; it's the world's hugest fucking seagull. Right behind you. [Thanks, A.] -
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They All Look Alike: MSNBC Mistakes Jesse Jackson for Al Sharpton
Reverends! All reverends look alike. Jesse Jackson was on MSNBC today to help poor people, and Contessa Brewer introduced him as "the Rev. Al Sharpton." If Fox News did this, there would be sit-ins. -
#smallwonders
Forget Balloon Boy, Today's All About Train Baby
If Balloon Boy and his family were looking for publicity, they'll find it's fleeting. There's a new amazing tot on the horizon, and this one survived being hit by a train. More » -
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Balloon Boy: 'We Did This for the Show'
Well, all the naysayers seem to have been right. Little Falcon Heene, who will now forever be immortalized as the balloon boy who sparked a media sensation, appeared on Larry King tonight and spilled the beans: it was a ruse! More » -
#sodrunk
Drunk Man in Convenience Store Captures Nation's Attention
"Drunkest Guy Ever Goes for More Beer." Assuming this is real, was he doing Pilates down there, at some point? Impressive. -
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Hell's Kitchen Picked the Wrong Magazine
The finale of Fox's Hell's Kitchen was last night. We won't tell you who won the competition, but "Most Awkward" prize goes to now-dead Gourmet magazine, which was prominently featured in the show! Click to watch the painful highlight clip. -
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Why Mark Zuckerberg Should Not Give Interviews
Facebook's Mark Zuckerberg has granted a rare interview so he can share such management expertise as: founders like himself are scientifically shown to be superior CEOs, according to a stat he heard once, somewhere, which "someone should probably look into." More » -
#thegays
So, Wait: Why Did Obama Make a Big, Gay Speech?
Here's something queer. President Obama spent 20 minutes of his Saturday night talking to gay group Human Rights Campaign and their well-heeled supporters. Some were happy to hear the President vow to end Don't Ask, Don't Tell. Others weren't. Understandably...
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