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more about #walmart more comments → onebadclam: Are they made in China like the rest of Wal-Mart's crap? 'Cause I'm concerned about lead content. #walmart more » TheBusinessGuy: Beats the cheap polyester coffins at Penney. #walmart more » MrHaroHaro: They're just helping you prepare for the death panels. #walmart more » BookishLookish: That lush velvet interior really helps the maggots wriggle up to your eyeballs and proceed to eat 'em up. #maggots more » Monkeyrash: Costco sells them as well, but you have to buy them in two packs. #walmart more » Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Ah, the "American Patriot" - 18 Gauge Steel - Stars and Stripes motif How come they're down to 14 models today from the 27 that you found? The PR ... more » Chore Boy: Alternative Hed: Stiff Competition for Big Box Bucks #walmart more » scroll_lock: This will go great with my Sam's Club home crematory/woodfired pizza oven. #walmart more » morninggloria: Not available in stores?!? What if I want to save money on my zombie house but I only have a PO box? Can they deliver to my place of business? #walmart more » OCEntertainment: "Lovely in All Ways Stainless Steel Casket" I mean, it sucks that I'm dead, but wow! It's so comfy in here! Thanks, Wal-Mart! #walmart more » smithhimself: In an earlier decade, before I was trapped in this office, I worked for a international aid organization. I lived in both Africa and Asia. I can not ... more » Mediahohoho: I stopped in a Walmart this weekend on the way home from the beach in NC to stock up for the long drive up I-95. I needed to use the bathroom. Fucking... more » yourfriendandneighbor: i walked into a wal-mart for the first time in years the other day and was struck by the vastness of it. the simon and garfunkel lyrics, "We've all c... more » zibby: 1) This idea appears to have been ripped off from a bit The Consumerist did a few years back. 2) The implication seems to be that we don't have more ... more » Jill7: Mark Twain and H.L. Mencken both mocked the "booboisie," the term Mencken "coined to describe the uncultured and witless who ran the country...", so t... more » -
#heroes
Wal-Mart Assists Consumers With Affordable End-of-Life Accoutrements
Wal-Mart is now offering coffins for sale on their website, at reasonable prices. The winner here: Consumers, who can save hundreds or thousands of dollars by buying their coffins at Walmart.com. Once again, Wal-Mart's low prices help American families save. More » -
#redstateslose
Photo Essays of Our Time: People of Wal-Mart
There's a line in a song: "All the freaky people make the beauty of the world." And then there's this: a blog taking photos of Wal-Mart patrons. Cruel? Yes. Hysterical? Absolutely. But fascinating. And somehow, art.
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#recessionomics
Well Maybe Working at the Wal-Mart Wouldn't Be So Bad
The Way We Live Now: Still unemployed, why the fuck do you keep asking? Hamptons parking sticker theft can only keep us going for so long, ya know. If New York doesn't get a Wal-Mart soon, it's panic time. More » -
#nutriainvasion
Wal-Mart Sued For Housing Giant Swamp Rat
A Louisiana woman is suing Wal-Mart over an incident where a nutria, affectionately named "Norman" by store employees, "came from behind the Coke rack" and scared the shit out of her. More » -
#wtf
Roving Gangsters Out to Kill Twilight Fans, People Actually Believe
Tweens across America are preparing to go stand out in front of their local Wal-Mart at midnight tomorrow so they can buy the Twilight DVD. Unless they are murdered in a gruesome gang initiation: More » -
#blackhistorymonth
Doing Diversity Wrong
Recycling last year's Black History Month stock photography to save a buck: that's the Wal-Mart way. Come on, evil corporations. Fake diversity is 'Wack, Yo,' as minorities say: More » -
#updates
Recession Winners Win
Last month we predicted ten companies and industries that would actually come out as recession winners (crazy, right?). It's time to check on how our predictions are doing! (Hint: f'in awesome): More » -
#freakoutnomics
Why Walmart won't ruin the iPhone
Remember how Oprah once threatened to ruin the life of novelist Jonathan Franzen by selecting his book for her club and thereby making him lots and lots of money? Walmart might do the same to Apple's iPhone! -
